"Your Majesty, you are good at everything, but... you are too romantic, hehe."
Heishui grumbled with a playful smile, and next to him, Hei Buddha scolded angrily: "What are you talking about, the king is so flirtatious."
"Why not? If our king is not romantic, why would there be so-called twenty-four cases of guilty conscience? Every time people talk about this, if we want to refute for the king, we can't open our mouths."
King Scarlet Firmament was definitely a powerful overlord in ancient times.
But at the same time.
He is also a righteous master.
Some say he is a hero.
Overthrew the corrupt fairy dynasty, ended the ancient times when the people were in dire straits, and ushered in a new era of revival of all things.
Some people also say that King Chixiao is not worthy of being a hero.
Because people are too romantic, but also too heartless.
In the romantic ancient times, for hundreds of thousands of years, almost all the legendary women with peerless elegance had affairs with him.
From the Queen of Bianhuang, to the Empress of Yanluo, the Nvzong of Shenzhou, the Empress of the World Venerable, etc., none of them were spared. The old man was slaughtering the fairy dynasty back then, and he went to hook up with the eldest princess of the fairy dynasty , Immortal Dao sent down a judgment, his mother did not forget to moles the World-Honored Empress.
A total of twenty-four legendary women of peerless elegance.
Each had an affair with him.
However, King Chixiao didn't want the last one.
Here are the twenty-four crimes committed by the well-known Emperor Chixiao.
Speaking of these twenty-four crimes of conscience, all the Chixiao people in the venue fell silent, and each of them looked a little complicated. Hei Buddha, who had just reprimanded Ergou just now, opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he didn't speak after all. Mr. Mei glanced at Gu Qingfeng, and reprimanded him: "Ergou, don't talk nonsense, it's all rumors, it can't be true."
"Where it's a rumor, let's not talk about the rest. We all saw the truth about the female sect Ye Tianlan at the time."
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"What are you talking about, Mr. Mei, when Ye Tianlan found Scarlet Heaven Sect, you went to persuade him to come, so you forgot?"
Mr. Mei coughed dryly, as if he was a little embarrassed, and the black Buddha next to him kept winking at Ergou, who didn't take it seriously, and continued: "We haven't known the king for a day or two, we are both brothers, what's the matter?" It can't be said, the king is an upright person, so he won't mind such trivial matters, what do you think, king."
Gu Qingfeng sat on the chair, tilted his head, squinted his eyes, looked at Heishui, and said, "I said Ergou, I haven't seen you in these years, what have you been through, boy, why are you becoming more and more like a mother?" we're gone."
"Your Majesty, it's not a question of whether we are women or not. Your old man did a little too much back then, and we all cried out one after another. Well, it's embarrassing for us, you know...and..."
"Stop!"
Seeing Heishui's intention to continue, Gu Qingfeng hurriedly scolded, and said: "You don't know what happened back then, so don't follow me around. Many things are not as simple as they seem on the surface."
"What's not so simple, when the martial arts competition was held in the world, you did molested the female sect on the ladder, right? You also said that if you lost, let her be your old dual-cultivation partner? Later, she took it seriously, but you It’s true, isn’t it true?”
"That's Ye Tianlan's trick for me!"
Heishui rolled his eyes and muttered: "Come on, king, it's been so long, you don't have to explain it all the time, and you're still playing tricks, what a kind girl the female sect is, even an ant If you are not willing to trample to death, someone will set you up?"
"It's just that you think she's kind. It's just an appearance. Let me tell you the truth. Ye Tianlan is a bitch, is she a girl? Let me tell you Ergou, the ancestor's ancestor. If the ancestor is still alive, I'm afraid Ye Tianlan is not alive." It’s been a long time, and you still think she’s pitiful? I’m pitiful, I’m being tricked by that bitch, and I don’t even have room to talk about the dumb dumb thing.”
"real or fake?"
Heishui was very suspicious.
Mei Lao also asked: "Your Majesty, the female sect is really as you said, not as simple as it appears?"
"It's more than simple. I have stumbled on two women in my life. One is Jun Xuanji, and the other is Ye Tianlan. I won't say anything about Jun Xuanji. That woman is a nagging lunatic. Ye Tianlan, on the surface It looks pure like a white lotus flower, but in fact, she is an old witch!"
"Your Majesty, if it's what you always said, why did you molested others when you were still fighting in the world?"
"How can I say that I fell into the trap designed by others from the very beginning." Gu Qingfeng shook his head and sighed secretly: "In the end, it's all my fault that I was too young to be fooled by others, and my mind became hot , blurted it out, now that I think about it, that alcoholic veteran of Shang Qingzong is his mother's Ye Tianlan's caretaker!"
Hearing the old drunkard, Mei Lao and the others were stunned. The old drunkard was the ancestor of the Shang Qingzong, and he was even a legendary figure in this world in ancient times. No one knows how many years the old drunkard lived. , I only know that the Da Luo Jinxian of Nine Heavens will have to call out seniors when he sees him.
"Don't let me see the old drunkard, if I see him again, I will hang him for three days and three nights!"
Heishui asked: "Your Majesty, are these words made up by your old man, or are they true?"
"Nonsense, do you think I'm idle to tease you!"
"But if the matter between you and the female sect was planned by the female sect, then why did she do this?"
"Yeah! Why, I didn't know why back then, but now, I can guess something tricky."
"Why?"
"For cause and effect, why else?"
Gu Qingfeng raised his glass to drink, and sighed: "I've lived my whole life, think about it carefully, along the way, there are holes dug by others everywhere, and good trips are made everywhere. The design, or it is inexplicable, and I feel that I am amazing for being able to live until now."
The fact is true, Yun Nishang is a cause and effect, and deploys the Yunxia School.
The wind and the moon are cause and effect, and the demon moon palace is arranged.
There is also the so-called Wuyou Empress in the Valley of the Setting Sun, who even spreads out the entire Northwest.
As for Tang Henghang, he set up the Yanluo Kingdom.
Ye Tianlan arranged for the Qing Dynasty.
Jun Xuanji is his mother's layout of the whole big world.
There are fucking pits everywhere!
"I admit that when I was young, I was indeed a bit flirtatious, and I could hook up with a girl if I had nothing to do, but I am really not a heartless person. Many things were dug by other people, so I jumped into it, you say What twenty-four crimes of conscience, this scapegoat, whether I was wronged or not, I still can't say clearly."
"Your Majesty, we didn't say you. Even if someone really dug a hole for you, you always jumped into it. If you are not flirtatious and hook up with others, I'm afraid you won't be able to jump in. As the old saying goes, flies don't You are the seamless egg, you are the one who fell into the trap."
"I said Ergou, are you fucking here to tear down Lao Tzu's platform today, or what? Get out! I don't want to talk to you!"