"Ugh..."
The ugly old man's tongue hung down and his hands kept digging at his throat, as if he was trying to pull his tongue out of his stomach.
Stinky monkey hair?!
When I was giving Han Xiaoyun fish therapy and when I was checking the Black and White Devils in Nie Qingwu’s dormitory, I didn’t seem to smell any strange odor
Ye Feng raised his hand in confusion, put the black hair to his nose and took a sniff.
vomit!
After taking a deep breath, Ye Feng almost vomited like Chou Lao.
The smell of the black hair was extremely strong, fishy and rancid. It didn't seem like it came from a human, but more like it came from a wild animal.
"Don't you think that what you're doing is perverted and disgusting?"
Before Ye Feng could catch his breath, a cold and disdainful voice suddenly came from beside him.
He turned his head and saw Murong Xiaoyu appeared beside him at some point, looking at him with contempt as if he was a pervert.
Fortunately, Murong Xiaoyu was standing on the side and did not see the ugly old man sticking his head out of the Medicine King Ring.
"How about you smell it too?"
Ye Feng was so sad that he could not even cry, so he decided to use facts to clear his name.
"abnormal!"
Murong Xiaoyu quickly took two steps back and looked at Ye Feng with even more contempt.
In her opinion, Ye Feng is absolutely a shameless and vulgar super pervert.
Not only did he secretly pull Tu Qing's bra strap, but after pulling it, he even smelled the hand that pulled the bra strap.
That would have been fine, but after he was caught red-handed by me, he actually had the nerve to let me smell the scent.
How perverted does a person have to be to be so shameless as to do bad things and still look so calm
If she didn't feel that she couldn't beat Ye Feng, she really wanted to beat this pervert up severely.
"I saved your life from a quack doctor, and you called me a pervert. You are such a heartless ghost!"
Ye Feng spread his hands helplessly.
"It was you that night!"
As soon as the word "female ghost" came out, Murong Xiaoyu's suspicion was immediately confirmed, and he gritted his teeth.
"So what if it's me? You don't walk properly in the middle of the night, but insist on getting into my arms. Your body is cold. If you're not a female ghost, could it be me?"
Ye Feng raised his eyebrows and did not deny it. He looked Murong Xiaoyu up and down with a sly look.
Murong Xiaoyu widened her eyes in anger and gasped heavily.
Ye Feng's eyes were so evil that she felt as if she had returned to the night when this guy had touched her all over.
"Anger is harmful to your health. You'd better not get so angry, otherwise your blood will boil and break those needles in your head. Should I save you or not?" Ye Feng touched his chin, playfully.
"you… "
Murong Xiaoyu was stunned, and even forgot to despise Ye Feng anymore. She asked in astonishment, "How did you know?"
"Is there anything in this world that can be hidden from my keen eyes?"
Pretending!
Murong Xiaoyu cursed Ye Feng inwardly for showing off, while his thoughts were in turmoil.
When Ye Feng saved her that day, she thought Ye Feng had only diagnosed her with dysmenorrhea, but she didn't expect that Ye Feng even knew that she had saved her life by stimulating acupuncture points with silver needles in her body.
This made her even more certain that this guy, who had surpassed her and got the first place in the placement test with full marks, might have an even more mysterious origin than her, and the medical skills he inherited might not be weaker than hers.
If grandpa knew about this, he would definitely be very interested in this guy.
"What are you thinking about? Do you want to introduce me to the person who treated you?"
Ye Feng smiled jokingly: "But if it's an old man, forget it. I'm only interested in women, and young women at that!"
"shameless!"
Murong Xiaoyu was stunned by Ye Feng's discovery of the truth. After looking down on Ye Feng, he said, "I'm here to challenge you! I'll prepare the performance for Class 3 at the welcome party! When I perform in front of you, you should be prepared to be booed off the stage after I finish my performance!"
"What are you going to perform? A striptease ghost dance? Or a female ghost pole dancing?"
Ye Feng became interested and asked curiously.
Based on what we learned that night, Murong Xiaoyu is still quite talented. If she performs these two shows, it will definitely be very interesting.
What on earth is in this pervert's head? How can he be so disgusting
Although she kept telling herself not to be angry, Murong Xiaoyu was still so angry at Ye Feng that her lungs were about to explode.
puff…
Too much anger is harmful to the body, so it is natural to vent it out. Murong Xiaoyu was getting angry and embarrassed when he suddenly heard a noise from behind his butt.
Hearing the voice, Ye Feng quickly took a few steps back, then looked at Murong Xiaoyu with amusement.
how so?!
Why is my stomach so unhappy?!
Murong Xiaoyu's face, neck and ears were all red as if they were roasted by fire. She only hated herself for being greedy and eating roasted sweet potatoes for breakfast, which allowed this pervert to see the most embarrassing scene.
"You are not allowed to tell anyone about this..."
After a long time, Murong Xiaoyu clenched her fists with a flushed face and spoke in a low voice.
"What's the matter?" Ye Feng asked back, pretending to be confused.
How could Murong Xiaoyu not know that Ye Feng was playing tricks on her? She stamped her feet in anger and said, "That's right... Anyway, you know it well..."
"Oh, you mean the thing about you sitting on a toad!"
Toad...
Murong Xiaoyu clenched his fists immediately, wanting to beat Ye Feng up, but was afraid that this guy would make a big fuss about it, so he gritted his teeth and said, "You... you still said..."
"Tell me what's wrong? Little ghost girl, I think your mentality is very abnormal. It's normal for people to fart after eating grains."
Ye Feng shook his head solemnly, and then said earnestly: "Besides, we are studying Chinese medicine, so we should look at everything from the perspective of Chinese medicine. Farts are the foul air in the human body. If you hold on to farts, it will damage your heart. If you don't fart, squeeze them out more and exercise your body..."
Murong Xiaoyu opened his mouth wide and was stunned for a long time, but couldn't think of a word to refute Ye Feng.
Oh, God, oh, earth, how could there be such a weird and perverted man in this world
In shame and anger, she glared at Ye Feng fiercely, then fled.
"Play with me and I'll kill you..."
Looking at Murong Xiaoyu running away, Ye Feng touched his nose and smiled playfully.
jingle…
Just then, the cell phone in his pocket suddenly rang. He took it out and saw that it was Liu Feifei calling.
After the scandalous boyfriend incident came out last time, Liu Feifei had called him.
However, the person he was talking to was not Liu Feifei, but Aunt Xue, who was also very angry and repeatedly emphasized to him not to talk nonsense in front of the media.
He suspected that Aunt Xue saw the live broadcast the night before and heard a reporter calling him Liu Feifei's rumored boyfriend, so she called him again using Liu Feifei's cell phone.
But nothing is certain. What if it was really Liu Feifei, his rumored girlfriend in the entertainment industry, calling
After hesitating for a while, Ye Feng still pressed the answer button. The call was connected, and a grinning voice came from the other end: "The phone rang for seven full rings before you answered it. You, the rumored boyfriend, are very irresponsible to your girlfriend!"