"Boy, Master Monkey has already let you taste my monkey wine, now it's your turn."
The White Ape Immortal was already impatient with waiting, so he rubbed his hands and urged Ye Feng.
When I get you drunk, let's see how I empty out your cave!
Ye Feng laughed evilly in his heart, then threw the Erguotou to Bai Yuanxian and said: "The taste of your wine is too thin, just average, far worse than mine. Drink it slowly and don't get drunk." "
"Master Monkey will not get drunk after a thousand cups!" Bai Yuanxian curled his lips, took the Erguotou with disdain, unscrewed the lid of the bottle, raised his head and took a swig.
puff!
After one gulp, the strong and pungent smell of wine made Bai Yuanxian's eyes burst into tears. He coughed violently and said, "Boy, what the hell is this wine? It's simply poison."
It has always been drinking fruit wine like monkey wine, which has only a few degrees of alcohol content, similar to a cocktail with juice added.
But the Erguotou given by Ye Feng was a strong liquor brewed from the red sorghum grown in the black soil of the three provinces. It was nearly 70 degrees, and even a donkey, let alone a human being, would get drunk after just one sip of it. .
"I told you before, my wine is purely a man's wine, your wine is a woman's wine, and they cannot be compared."
Ye Feng pretended to be heartbroken and looked at the wine on the ground, shook his head and sighed, and then said to the White Ape Immortal: "Since you can't drink it, don't waste it, just give the wine back to me."
Monkeys have the most stubborn character. The more they are not allowed to do something by others, the more they will do it. They cannot stand provocation at all.
"Who said Mr. Monkey can't drink this wine? Mr. Monkey, I am also the purest man!"
Upon hearing Ye Feng's words, the monkey's eyes widened, and after roaring angrily, he raised the wine glass and drank it.
The strong smell of alcohol made Bai Yuanxian's eyes burn red in the blink of an eye, and his body was trembling.
"Boy, how about it, Lord Monkey, am I considered a pure man?"
Bai Yuanxian resisted the feeling of vomiting and asked Ye Feng with his eyes wide open.
"Of course he is a pure man! But there is a saying in our world that calling him a bastard is nothing. A real man is a bastard!"
Ye Feng first gave a thumbs up to the White Ape Immortal, and then continued with a smile.
Damn, you need to drink two more to be considered a real man
Monkey, I won’t get drunk, right
The White Ape Immortal's eyes flickered. The drink just now had already made his steps weak. He felt that if he drank two more drinks, he would most likely become unconscious and pass out.
"Hahaha, Mr. Monkey, you don't dare, do you? Let me drink a ** and show you how a real man drinks!"
When Ye Feng saw this, he laughed, took out another bottle of Erguotou, raised his head and drank it.
Gudong Gudong
After a while, the first and second pots of water reached the bottom. Ye Feng was still not blushing and out of breath, and looked at the White Ape Immortal with a smile.
Although he didn't speak, his eyes seemed to say: Don't look at little monkey, you have a high level of cultivation, but your drinking capacity doesn't seem to be that good either!
"Hmph, do you think Mr. Monkey doesn't dare to drink? I'll drink one and you can see what it means to be a pure man and a real man!"
The White Ape Immortal was arrogant and arrogant. How could he bear Ye Feng's contemptuous look? He gritted his teeth, held on to his already dizzy head, grabbed two ** Erguotou from Ye Feng's hands, poured them into his mouth, one on the left and the other on the right. .
After a while, both of them were drunk.
Although the White Ape Immortal's face was covered with hair and it was difficult to see whether his face was red or white, his eyes were completely red at this moment.
"Boy, tell me, Lord Monkey, am I a real man and a pure man?"
After staggering and shaking his head, Bai Yuanxian asked Ye Feng with his tongue wide open.
"He is definitely a real man and a pure man, and he can't be more real or pure. He is more real than Brother Chun and more pure than Brother Zeng!"
Ye Feng nodded in agreement and gave a thumbs up to the White Ape Immortal.
Brother Zeng? Brother Chun? Who are these characters
The White Ape Immortal had a puzzled look on his face, not knowing what Ye Feng meant by these two names, but before he could ask, the drunkenness rushed to his head, the world started spinning, and he fell to the ground with a thud.
purr purr
Immediately afterwards, along its mouth and nose, it began to emit waves of shocking snores, which made the cave tremble.
Done!
This monkey is drunk!
Ye Feng's eyes lit up when he saw this, and he couldn't help but have the urge to throw his head back and laugh three times.
But he knew that now was not the time to laugh. The most important thing was to take advantage of the White Ape Immortal's drunkenness to get as much of the monkey wine as possible, preferably not a drop was left.
Looking around, Ye Feng's eyes quickly fell on the containers on the side. He rushed over to grab those containers and started scooping up the monkey wine. The first thing he did was to pick up the ginseng plant.
When the ginseng king is soaked in monkey wine, some of its medicinal properties are released, but the essence of the monkey wine is also nourishing the ginseng king. Therefore, the medicinal properties contained in the ginseng king may be lost, but the vitality is probably stronger than before.
Such a ginseng king can definitely be used as a life-threatening elixir.
Even if you are beaten so badly that you only have one breath left, you can continue to be active after cutting two pieces of Ginseng King and taking it.
"What are you doing?"
At this moment, Shen Liluo also completed a breakthrough. After seeing Ye Feng's passionate movements, she couldn't help but be stunned and wondered.
"What do you think?" Ye Feng looked at Shen Liluo and smiled slyly, and said happily.
He is stealing the monkey wine brewed by Bai Yuanxian!
Upon hearing this, Shen Liluo immediately understood what Ye Feng was doing.
While secretly cursing Ye Feng for being so shameless that he even deceived ferocious beasts, Shen Liluo found cans of wine and started collecting monkey wine, not to be outdone.
Such a top quality product, if taken by oneself, has great effects. If sold at auction, it can also attract thousands of people to compete and fetch sky-high prices.
But unfortunately, the storage space of Shen Liluo's Poison Doctor Necklace was limited. It only held a few pieces before it could no longer be packed in. She could only watch helplessly as Ye Feng stuffed the monkey wine into the Yaowang Ring.
Although she wanted to be angry and lie down in the alchemy furnace and drink a few more sips.
But the medicinal vitality of the wine she had just drank had already filled her body, and she felt a strong sense of fullness in her Dantian.
If she took it again, she suspected that her body would not be able to withstand such force and would explode directly.
But watching Ye Feng take away most of it while she couldn't get a little bit of it, she felt a little unwilling to do so.
She even hesitated whether to wake up the White Ape Immortal.
If the monkey wakes up and sees Ye Feng stealing its wine, he will definitely not let him off lightly.
"I'll give you 20% of this batch. I'll wash the wound myself with monkey wine. The recovery will be faster."
How could Ye Feng not see what Shen Liluo was thinking, he chuckled.
"Why can I only ask for 20%, and you and I can get 50%?" Shen Liluo shook her head and rejected Ye Feng's proposal.
"I can give you so much, but can you take it? In other words, can you keep it?"
Ye Feng smiled disdainfully and rejected Shen Liluo simply.
Shen Liluo's expression darkened and she was silent for a long time.
As Ye Feng said, she didn't have the Medicine King Ring, so it was not easy to carry so much monkey wine. Moreover, the exotic treasure is touching people's hearts. With her current cultivation strength, carrying so much monkey wine with her is not a blessing, but a catastrophe!
"Deal!" After gritting her teeth, Shen Liluo nodded and said, "What do you want me to do?"
"Give it another shot." Ye Feng smiled and threw a shot of Erguotou to Shen Liluo, laughing.
This guy is so shameless. When White Ape Fairy encounters him, he will be unlucky for eight lifetimes!
Shen Liluo shivered and looked at Ye Feng in fear, thinking that after she left Baishan, she should probably hide as far away from this guy as possible.