Tales of Herding Gods

Chapter 713: The most attractive person

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Di Yiyue looked back and forth in the mirror several times, couldn't help being elated, and praised: "It really is a great master, a great master, and there is nothing wrong with it!"

"Wait a moment!"

Qin Mu hurriedly stopped her, and said, "Don't move! When my sister smiles, there are some small wrinkles in the corners of her eyes. I'll smooth them out for you."

Di Yiyue quickly remained motionless, Qin Mu leaned forward, and tiny runes burst out from her fingertips, activating the skin at the corners of her eyes, flattening the wrinkles, making the skin at the corners of her phoenix eyes delicate and tender.

Di Yiyue blinked, raised the mirror and looked at it several times, smiled at the mirror, and found that the small wrinkles at the corners of her eyes were gone, and she was very happy.

Qin Mu praised: "Sister is so beautiful."

Di Yiyue was overjoyed and a little shy.

"It's not the pharmacists who sell counterfeit medicines that will lose their jobs."

The deaf man came to the pharmacist, moved his ears, and said, "It's because you are going to lose your job. From now on, you can only sell fake medicines, and you can't rely on your face for a living."

The pharmacist sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Teaching the apprentice, starving the master, Mu'er is about to become the best in the world. Fortunately, this little guy is ignorant and not keen on love, otherwise with his mouth, he wouldn't know what to do." How many affairs have been caused."

The deaf old god said: "We taught it well. The mouth should be sweet, but women are all vixen, this kid remembers, so although the mouth is very sweet, he is very wary of every woman. Therefore, he will not pay attention. Follow your mistakes."

The pharmacist stabilized the bronze mask on his face, and said in a low voice: "Mu'er is not young anymore, if we teach him like this, will it delay this kid's lifelong event? What if he is wary of all women and dare not have sex with girls?" Going further, what should I do?"

The deaf man no longer speaks.

The pharmacist asked again, but the deaf man did not speak.

The pharmacist laughed angrily: "Your ears have grown, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb! I'm asking you a question, hurry up and think of a way, or you will be poisoned and deaf!"

The deaf man was helpless, and said: "I don't know either. What I taught him was a gentle lady and a gentleman, but you taught him that women are all vixen. The sage books didn't say what to do when encountering such a situation? Or , you make some medicine to make him go into heat?"

The pharmacist proudly said: "As my disciple, you still have to make medicine to be in heat? It would be too embarrassing for me, the Jade Faced Poison King. Besides, his medical skills are not inferior to mine, and he can cure any medicine I give. If I knew it, I would have saved it." …”

The people in Lizhou woke up, each in a daze, not knowing what happened that night, so they could only pretend that they had fallen asleep in a daze. On the contrary, some supernatural beings vaguely guessed that a major event happened last night, but they had no way of guessing what it was.

However, many strange things still happened in the neighborhood of the village. Some people changed their temperament drastically upon waking up, saying that they were not women, but men from a certain place, and upon waking up, they became women.

The supernatural beings in the neighborhood asked where he lived and who was in the family, and he said everything clearly. He went to investigate and found the place he said, and there really was someone there, but he just claimed that he was not a man. It's a woman who entered the wrong body and so on.

There were thousands of incidents like this, and there was a lot of trouble.

"Mostly, when returning to the soul, it entered the wrong body."

Hearing these rumors, Qin Mu guessed: "The teacher's ability to draw souls has not yet been cultivated to the home, so that when sending the souls to their bodies, there was a slight deviation. This is due to the lack of understanding of Youdu language." .”

The woodcutter sage said with a dark face, "You are capable, why don't you go up?"

Qin Mu said honestly: "I thought the teacher was good, but I didn't expect the teacher to be a little bit worse. If you master the accurate meaning and artistic conception of Youdu language, the Taoism and supernatural powers in it will be self-evident, and then you won't error."

The woodcutter was so angry that he was trembling and speechless.

The pharmacist and the deaf man were triumphant, and the deaf man praised: "Mu'er is humble and polite, as expected of us who worked so hard to bring it up. It's too modest to say that the sage is only a little bit worse than him, but in fact the difference is so big!"

He opened his arms and gestured.

The pharmacist was also very proud, and said: "This is because we have done a good job in teaching. We have taught others from childhood that there are people who are beyond the sky, and tell them to be modest and prudent. Even if they are not as good as themselves, don't tell the truth. If you want to say that you are only worse than me A little bit. That's why Mu'er hasn't been beaten to death yet."

The second elder Qi Qi showed a gratified smile.

"If you want to solve this problem, you need to change your soul."

Qin Mu said: "There are only thousands of incidents like this, and they live in different places in Lizhou. It will take a lot of time to find them..."

He is really afraid of trouble.

The woodcutter saint said: "The transfer of souls can be done by those scholars who have practiced soul pulling. We don't need to do it ourselves. You have ordered these scholars to go to Yuzhi County, and let them rush over. .”

Qin Mu nodded, his soul came out of his body, and contacted Si Yunxiang for news.

Si Yunxiang said with a weary look on her face, "Master, you asked us to go to Yuzhi County to pull the souls of the people in Yuzhi County back to the underworld. Small boats appeared one after another, and there were lights shining from the darkness, as long as they were illuminated, the scholars lost their souls and turned into corpses."

Qin Mu was startled: "This is the Lord Youdu's move!"

Si Yunxiang continued: "King Yutian said, it's because we recruited too many souls, which violated the rules of Youdu, and secretly took the souls of the perpetrators away. However, not long ago, the souls of these scholars Suddenly they came back again, some people said that God Son Youdu interceded with the Yin messenger and begged the Yin servant to let them back. I don’t know if it’s true or not.”

Qin Mu was at a loss: "I didn't intercede, and I didn't ask the lord, what's going on... However, it's a good thing that the souls of these scholars come back, saving me from going to Youdu again. I always feel that Youdu is a bit uncomfortable. You welcome me so much, every time I go there, the Fujun and Tu Bo don’t give me a good look, and I wish I could get rid of it.”

He explained the reason, and said: "Holy Maiden Xiang, you bring a hundred and ten talented scholars to Lizhou, and send these souls who have entered the wrong body back to their bodies, so as not to cause more trouble."

Si Yunxiang agreed, and immediately summoned scholars to Lizhou.

Qin Mu bid farewell to the pharmacist and the deaf man, and accompanied the woodcutter, Chuzu and Di Yiyue to the capital to meet another disciple of the woodcutter, Yankang Guoshi. Qin Mu didn't intend to go at first, but Di Yiyue insisted that he accompany him.

"Heavenly King, let's walk slowly and take a look at the current customs and customs of Yankang along the way."

The woodcutter suggested: "Yankang's reform is not just in words, but in practice. What you see on the road will definitely change your opinion."

Di Yiyue said indifferently: "You are the celestial master of the Kaihuang Reform. You presided over the Kaihuang Reform. In just 20,000 years, you pushed the Kaihuang Era to the point where the heavens outside the territory had to destroy the Kaihuang Era before you can rest assured. Could it be that you Want to participate in this Yankang reform? How many years do you want to push Yankang to an unbearable level in the extraterritorial heaven?"

When the woodcutter saint heard her mentioning the Kaihuang era, his face was gloomy, and he said in a shy voice: "I did lead the Kaihuang reform, but I did not interfere in the Yankang reform. It is my three disciples who really led the reform."

He raised a finger and said: "My eldest disciple has passed down the way of a sage for the daily use of the common people."

Everyone walked and talked, and Di Yiyue was also observing the daily life of the people along the way. The woodcutter raised his second finger and said: "My third disciple used this sentence in Yankang, which is why Yankang is today. I have taught the first disciple for a hundred years, but it only took me two years to teach the third disciple. As for the Yankang reform, I never interfered with everything, but just helped the third disciple run errands."

Di Yiyue glanced at Qin Mu, and said with a smile, "You said just now that your three disciples led the reform, but you only mentioned the eldest and the youngest, and you didn't mention the second disciple."

The sage woodcutter looked at Qin Mu, and suddenly felt that his head was going to explode. He shook his head and said, "Second disciple, I haven't taught him for a day. I don't know what happened, but I have such a disciple in a daze. "

Di Yiyue asked curiously, "What did he do?"

The sage woodcutter wanted to lift his spirits, but he couldn't. He said listlessly, "He is the man behind my third disciple."

Di Yiyue was puzzled.

The woodcutter sage said weakly: "When Yankang and the three disciples were in the most dangerous time, it was he who supported Yankang with all his strength, and saved Yankang, the emperor and the third child. When Yankang was in danger again, it was the He kept Yankang and the third child. When there is danger again... "

"Don't talk about the great master, I will understand later."

Di Yiyue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "He must have saved Yankang and the third child again, right?"

"I can't understand my apprentice."

The sage woodcutter had a strange expression on his face, he looked at Qin Mu quietly, and said in a low voice: "He is too incomprehensible, I have never seen such a weird temper. He also has the courage to reform, and he has almost indelible ambition and Confident, and clever and eccentric, very curious about everything, as curious as a silly roe deer. However... "

He thought for a while, and continued: "However, he has a unique charm. When he concentrates, he will research many weird things. He was able to go to the Tianyin Realm alone, revive the Tianyin Empress, and create a new world. A spell that can reunite broken souls, regenerate souls, and resurrect the dead!"

"He also created Yuanshenyin in the Liuhe realm, so that the Yuanshen can be cultivated in the Liuhe realm, and suddenly changed the cultivation system that has been passed down for thousands of years!"

"He also created eighteen sword moves in a daze, which took the sword technique a big step forward. It seems that his understanding of Taoism and supernatural powers has never been limited by rules. He can often think of things that others can't think of. Others think it is impossible. He did it, but he was able to do it. It’s like a psionic bridge connecting the two worlds, which was created by this kid inadvertently, and solved the problem of world barriers.”

"And he has never been stingy. What he has learned and enlightened has always been to promote the whole country, and he does not hide his personal interests at all. The Emperor's Seat exercises are hard to come by, right? The extraterritorial heavens have worked hard to collect the Emperor's Seat exercises, and he got them. After learning the Three-door Emperor Seat Kung Fu, it spread like this."

"Even if you are an enemy, you will be convinced by him and become his friend. Even if you are a friend, you will be so angry that your teeth will itch and you can't wait to put them on your knees and spank hard!"

The sage woodcutter sighed, and said: "When I almost thought he would be a perfect man, I discovered that he had various small problems. One is that he is not focused, and he is always curious about this and that. , created the Yuanshenyin, and then ran to do other things. Created the eighteenth sword style, and then threw it away to study the nineteenth sword style while the iron was hot, making people want to put the sword on his neck and force him to study something."

"The second little problem is that you are courageous. If you are courageous, you are a bit stupid. You dare to do anything dangerous. This time the Lizhou incident was clearly a bait, and you ran over foolishly."

"The third one is arrogance. You can see that he is humble, but he is not humble at all. He is proud in his heart. The boss of heaven is my second child, the boss of earth is my second child, the emperor is the boss of my second child, the emperor of heaven is my second child..."

The woodcutter frowned, and sighed: "I don't understand him, I really don't understand him."

Di Yiyue looked at Qin Mu. Qin Mu was refining alchemy for the dragon unicorn. After feeding the dragon qilin, he went to see the windmill and discussed with the scholars in the countryside whether there was any way to improve the windmill.

"What an interesting fellow."

Di Yiyue smiled and said, "He lives more chicly than anyone else, so happy!"

"Do not!"

The sage woodcutter shook his head and said: "Actually, the burden on his shoulders is too heavy. It's just that he is very optimistic, making people feel that he is living a happy and unrestrained life. However, only he knows the pain in his heart. He just chose an optimistic and enterprising life. attitude to face life and face danger.”

"He can't choose his origin, but he can choose his future path and the mentality of walking on this path. He is the most attractive person I have ever met."