I really wanted the road down the mountain to be longer that night. This nine-tailed fox was a royal concubine, and now she would be the first lady or the mother of the country. But I carried her on my back, and her big weapons pressed against my back, plus the body fragrance of this nine-tailed fox, I really wanted the road to be steeper and longer. .. Read.
Unfortunately, things did not go as I wished. When I was going up the mountain, I felt that the road was very long, but when I was going down the mountain, I felt that I reached Shangluo Town in an instant. This person is really a masochist. When I reached the edge of the town with the nine-tailed fox on my back, even if I had a thick skin, I couldn't carry such a monster into the town, even though it was already late at night.
I put the nine-tailed fox down, and it smiled at me and said, "Thank you, Taoist Priest."
She was quite close to me at the time. She was a first-rate beauty. Plus, I carried her on my back and it was steep for so long (you know what I mean). My face turned red, and I coughed and said, "Uh, it's okay."
Li Shigao, who had been walking in front, turned his head and gave me a weird look, then said, "Hurry up and go to the hotel first to see if Zeng Qi and Su Zimo have returned."
"Yeah." I nodded and walked in front with Li Shigao. The nine-tailed fox followed behind us alone, about five meters away. At that time, Li Shigao whispered in my ear in a very obscene way: "How is it? Is it good?"
"How is it?" I rolled my eyes at Li Shigao, who showed a wretched expression and said, "You are still pretending, you little brat, you are still pretending, damn it, I let you get ahead of me and let you take advantage of me, you should have stopped pretending to be a master earlier."
I really despised Li Shigao at that time. I helped the Nine-tailed Fox with a great love for others, and I definitely didn't have the slightest dirty thoughts, ahem, at least not at the beginning.
Anyway, Li Shigao kept shouting about being at a disadvantage along the way. I was too thick-skinned to look back at the nine-tailed fox. I guess he must have looked down on us and thought we were a pair of idiots, even though that was true.
Actually, I was wrong. After walking for a while, the Nine-Tailed Fox came up to ask me and Li Shigao all kinds of questions. For example, what was the big iron box on the street? I told her it was a van. In fact, the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed during the Republic of China. There were already cars at that time, and she had seen them, but how could the cars during the Republic of China be the same as those now? Naturally, she didn't understand many things.
We arrived at the hotel. The hotel we stayed in had three floors. We stayed on the third floor. The three of us went to the room, took out the key and opened the door. Zeng Qi and Su Zimo were already in the room. They were rubbing their hands with bruises wine, as if they were injured. When I saw them like this, I asked, "Brother Zeng, Brother Su, what happened to you two?"
"ah!"
"ah!"
Suddenly, Su Zimo and Zeng Qi shouted. I didn't react at the time, so I asked, "What happened?"
Unexpectedly, Su Zimo and Zeng Qi turned over and took out their backpacks, then took out a bunch of talismans from them, and then stared at us with a desperate posture. I turned around and realized that these two guys were afraid of the nine-tailed fox behind me. At that time, Li Shigao went up and hit Zeng Qi and Su Zimo on the head, saying, "Are you crazy?"
"Brother Zeng, I think Xiao Jiu and Sect Leader Li have been bewitched by the fox demon. Now the enemy is strong and we are weak. You hold on while I jump out of the window to get help. What do you think of this plan?"
"You mean the time has come for me to sacrifice myself, Junior Brother? I can't bear to leave you." Zeng Qi turned his head and looked at Su Zimo lovingly. Su Zimo touched Zeng Qi's face with disgust and said, "Senior Brother, let's be brothers in the next life. I will avenge you."
At that time, Li Shigao and I tacitly kept silent, waiting to see what these two were going to do. Unexpectedly, Su Zimo really gritted his teeth and jumped off. When Li Shigao and I saw Su Zimo jump off the building, we looked at each other and said in unison, "Someone's dead."
Damn it, this is the third floor. Su Zimo must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. He just jumped down without thinking that if the nine-tailed fox really wanted to kill them, would they be able to have a gay farewell? Damn it.
Zeng Qi also ran to the balcony, made an Ultraman laser-shooting gesture and yelled, "Come on, I'll fight you, Junior Brother, hurry up! I'll hold you!"
"Help, call 110!" a loud shout came from downstairs.
I rushed downstairs directly. It seemed that Li Shigao went to deal with Zeng Qi at that time. I ran downstairs and under the window. I was immediately happy. I didn’t know that wicked guy took off the cover of the sewer. I looked down the sewer and saw Su Zimo lying in it with Bai Yang turned over.
Ahem, I won’t go into detail about the details of saving Su Zimo, anyway, his left leg was broken. These two idiots, I have always suspected that they are gay.
It was about Su Zimo. Anyway, it was already three or four o'clock when we arrived at the hospital. Li Shigao and I dragged our tired bodies back to the hotel and opened the door. At this time, the Nine-tailed Fox was watching an idol drama in the room. We had booked two rooms, one for Li Shigao and me, and one for Zeng Qi and Su Zimo. Now the Nine-tailed Fox is in the room between Li Shigao and me.
I walked in and casually looked at the TV. Damn, isn't this Chen Haomin's version of Investiture of the Gods? I was watching the Nine-Tailed Fox with great interest. I moved a chair and sat next to the Nine-Tailed Fox and said, "Well, Sister Nine-Tailed, what do you think of the movie?"
"I have a name, my name is Su Daji, you can just call me Daji." The nine-tailed fox, no, it should be Su Daji, smiled at me and said, "It's nothing, it just feels like nonsense, you humans are really good at making it up, it's just a very ordinary dynasty collapse, but you made it into a myth drama, there were indeed monsters involved in these wars of mankind, but monsters are not as powerful as you think, it's impossible for them to influence a war."
I nodded, thinking about it, it was true. I used to think that monsters were very powerful, but they were still no match for humans. Humans could defeat these monsters with just a rocket launcher, and they didn't need any training, just learning how to use it would be fine. No wonder these monsters are so low-key now. You have to know that monsters were not as low-key as they are now during the Republic of China. It was common for monsters to kill a whole village. Why was that? Because monsters were the overlords at that time, and humans only had a few crappy guns. If they got angry, they would have to fight hand-to-hand.
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