The 99th Divorce

Chapter 419: Is it okay? Take it out

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The two brothers walked up arm in arm, and Luo Zhan began to search his pockets.

Lu Yihan waited for him to open the door, leaning against the cold wall with a splitting headache.

After waiting for a long time, Luo Zhan still didn't find the key. He stood there blankly, feeling a little confused.

Lu Yihan became impatient and waved his hand: "Can you please take it out?"

Luo Zhan took a nap and searched all his pockets. "Strange, where are my keys?"

Lu Yihan got annoyed, pulled him away, and reached into his pocket.

"Ding"

The sound of the elevator arriving was heard, and a girl came over with a bag on her back, took out her key and opened the door.

Lu Yihan and Luo Zhan didn't care. After Lu Yihan took out his shirt, he started to search underneath and immediately felt something hard. However, Luo Zhan's trouser pocket was too tight and Lu Yihan couldn't take his hand out.

"Hey, relax, I can't get out."

When the girl heard this, she immediately looked over. From her angle, she could clearly see the two of them overlapping each other.

Luo Zhan shouted, "Come out, I'm already relaxed!"

"Ouch, it's going to break, put your foot down!"

The girl's eyes lit up, but she quickly opened the door, walked in, and quietly hid at the door to watch.

Finally, Lu Yihan took it out, and then the sound of keys was heard.

The girl blushed, "Oh my god, it turns out they are taking keys, I thought they were taking birds..."

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yihan inserted the key and the door opened.

As soon as I opened the door, I smelled the traditional odor of a geek's home.

Clothes, socks, and scarves were all piled together and placed on the sofa.

Further in, there is a long row of desks, with three computers on top, modified machines with connected screens, and a trash can underneath filled with takeaway boxes.

Looking up, there was a pile of instant noodles, some from Master Kong, some from Uni-President, and some that Lu Yihan had never seen before, as well as various instant noodles with sausages, kimchi, and so on. This...

Lu Yihan looked disgusted and said, "Why is this like a doghouse?"

No, even a doghouse is much cleaner than this.

Luo Zhan took a deep breath, closed the door and went into the bathroom.

Lu Yihan took off his coat and sat on the sofa.

Just grab it and you will find a used smelly sock.

It’s simply…

Lu Yihan's obsessive-compulsive disorder started to act up. His head was already aching, and seeing this scene made it even more painful. He sorted the pile of dirty clothes and socks. Just as he finished sorting, he heard Luo Zhan coming out, shouting, "Compare, compare, compare!"

"Let's compete!" Lu Yihan said with disdain, "Doghouse."

Luo Zhan also felt that his nest was like a doghouse, and he didn't care at all. He turned on a computer, and all three screens lit up. Then, Luo Zhan dug around underneath, took out a laptop and threw it to him, "You use this."

Lu Yihan opened it and typed away without stopping. He felt more and more dizzy and had a severe headache.

After Luo Zhan turned on the computer, he couldn't bear it anymore. He dry-heaved and started vomiting.

"It's so dirty..." Lu Yihan complained, but when he smelled the vomit, he couldn't help but vomit.

The two of them vomited together, and Lu Yihan accidentally vomited on himself. He took off his clothes in disgust.

Luo Zhan also felt disgusted. He stumbled to his feet and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Come on, I'll take you to a clean place." As he said that, he took off his shirt, pulled Lu Yihan back to the room, and fell headfirst into his bed.

The room was indeed much cleaner, and Lu Yihan no longer despised it and dived in as well.

The two of them overlapped each other horizontally and vertically, snoring soundly, completely unaware of each other.

In the middle of the night, Lu Yihan was shivering from the cold. He hugged a stove and slept soundly.

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