Shi Yao: "..." Such an arrogant and stinking character, and who is inherited
Shi Yao: "Then where did your snacks come from?"
Lin Shi raised his eyebrows proudly: "My mother-in-law gave it to me."
Shi Yao was almost knocked to the ground when Lin Shi replied with these words.
Snacks likes to watch small videos on the Internet very much, and he has a good memory, which caused him to never forget many things after watching them, and then he said a series of words, which shocked the entire family speechless.
So Shi Yao thought it was some kind of stalk, so she asked, "Tell me, where did you get this stalk from?"
When Xiao Lin saw that his mother didn't believe him, he immediately became serious, looked at Shi Yao with a serious attitude, and said in a childish voice: "Mom, this is not a joke, it's true... those snacks of mine are all from me. My mother-in-law gave it to me, my mother-in-law likes mine very much... "
"Do you know what mother-in-law means?"
"I know, it's my wife's mother."
Shi Yao: "..." It's over... Maybe the son in front of her is not a three and a half year old son, but a thirty year old son
Before Shi Yao could hold her breath and speak, little friend Lin Shi continued: "Mom, I know what you're going to ask next is, do you know what a wife means? I know, a wife is grandma to grandpa. Mother to father, aunt to grandpa, aunt to uncle Xia..."
Aunt to Uncle Xia... Sister Jiayi to Xia Shangzhou
Shi Yao couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing: "Small snacks, what you said earlier is correct, but in the end, it's not right, your aunt has nothing to do with your uncle Xia, so don't mess around..."
"Mom, what does it mean to mess up the mandarin ducks?"
"That is to say, people who are not husband and wife are forcibly made into a husband and wife by you..." As he spoke, Shi Yao realized that his son had misled the topic, so he hurriedly brought it back to the main topic: "...Snacks, mom didn't come to talk to you. You're talking about this, Mom is asking about your snacks..."
"Mom, why don't you believe me? My mother-in-law really gave it to me. My mother-in-law likes me so much. When she saw me the first day, she gave me all the snacks in her bag. She even told me I said, if I get disfigured, she will betroth Coco to me, and I agree, so mom, you have to remember, I am different from my aunt, I am no longer a single dog, please talk about your aunt in the future , don’t drag me, what are you talking about, Lin Jiayi, look at you, you are not married yet, only Lin Shi stays with you as a single dog at home... "
Shi Yao: "..." It's like beating your son, what should I do
Shi Yao: "Even if Ke Ke's mother likes you, there's no need for her to give you snacks every day?"
When Lin Shi heard this, she also felt that it was reasonable. She tilted her head and thought for a while, but she didn't understand: "Then I will see my mother-in-law tomorrow, and I will ask her why she is so nice to me... But, mom, I Let me tell you, Keke doesn't have a father, I want to give my father to Keke as a father... "
When Shi Yao heard this, her heart almost didn't stop beating.
Her husband, what qualifications does he have to call the shots? ! What is giving to Coco as a father
Resisting the urge to throw Lin Shi out, Shi Yao continued to listen to her son's words.
"... Also, Mom, I found a very strange problem. Coco's mother and Coco have the same surname, why do I have the same surname as my father, and I also want to have the same surname as my mother... Also, Coco's mother's name is unreasonable Yes, it’s called cold and warm, how can it be warm when it’s cold, how can it be cold when it’s warm, it’s both cold and warm, I don’t understand…”