Xia Shangzhou very calmly said "Oh", then "Ah?", and then rushed to Lin Jiage in no time: "Boss, what are you talking about? Are you out of order? You and Song The tide is the same, I am no longer a single dog? But fortunately, I have Xiao Lai to accompany me, I am not alone... "
Lu Benben: "No, you're alone. I'm half single at best. After all, I have goals, and you don't have goals. You're truly single!"
Said that Lu Ben looked at Lin Jiage: "Boss, congratulations on your wedding with the elementary school girl, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!"
Xia Shangzhou: "How do you know it must belong to a primary school girl?"
Lu Ben gave Xia Shangzhou an idiotic look.
Lin Jiage gave Xia Shangzhou an impatient look.
Xia Shangzhou hastily said again: "I was just joking, just ask casually, of course I know that the boss has a special liking for elementary school girls, except for elementary school girls, no one can let the boss get out of the order!"
Lu Ben turned his idiot-looking eyes into contemptuous ones, and then turned to Lin Jiage again, "Boss, after you have a primary school girl, will you still love Xiao Lailai?"
Xia Shangzhou nodded fiercely: "Yes, yes, boss, will you take us to fly in the magnificent waves in the future?"
Lin Jiage typed on the keyboard while replying: "First of all, I have never loved you, and secondly, from now on, our family's financial power is not up to me, so it depends on Yaoyao whether Jinbihuanghuang can go... Finally, you Why are two people asking this self-defeating question?"
Lu Ben clutched his heart: "Heartache, suffocation, critical blow, dead."
Xia, Shang and Zhou: "We died together."
Lin Jiage ignored the two of them, and after typing on the keyboard for a while, he thought that as the only two single dogs left in the 501 dormitory, they seemed really pitiful, so he stopped typing, thought about it, and then opened his mouth : "Since you seem to be quite pitiful..."
Lu Ben immediately revived on the spot: "Boss, I knew that you are not the kind of person who loves the new and dislikes the old, and you will not abandon me!"
Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, I knew that in your heart, I am still very important. Have you decided to take us to continue to be resplendent and resplendent?"
"No..." Lin Jiage vetoed the words of the two of them without hesitation, "...I just want to tell you, for the sake of your pity, after you die, I will take Yaoyao to visit you every Qingming Festival of."
Lu Ben: "..."
Xia Shangzhou: "..."
Lu Ben: "I'm going to take a shower."
Xia Shangzhou: "I'll continue to eat instant noodles with dog food."
Lin Jiage calmly withdrew his gaze, and continued typing on the keyboard.
Not long after, Lu Ben came out of the shower.
It was already November at this time, but there was no heating in Beijing, Lu Ben couldn't help shivering: "It's so cold..."
Xia Shangzhou: "Yeah, it's really not warm."
"Is there?" Lin Jiage, who was typing on the keyboard, raised his hand and rubbed his sore neck, "I think spring is here...it's quite warm."
Lu Ben: "..." He shouldn't be so mean, and was fed dog food again.
Xia Shangzhou: "..." Lu Ben's grandson, what's the point of provoking the boss
The two of them fell silent, thinking that they could escape the catastrophe, but after about ten minutes, Lin Jiage, who had turned off his computer, suddenly seemed to think of something before going to the bathroom, and spoke again to the two of them. : "Oh, by the way, I forgot something, please change the name of Yaoyao's note in your WeChat to Lin Jiage's girlfriend."