Hearing this request, the fifth child was almost furious. (.plain text)[`fiction`]
"You have too many things to do, I told you not to eat so many sweet potatoes in the morning!"
The fifth child turned his head to teach the sixth man a serious lesson. Originally, those who cultivate illusions can no longer eat any food, but the hopeless sixth man insists on eating three meals plus one supper. Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to look like this fat head and big ears.
"I'll wait for you over there. Hurry up and come back to me. We haven't practiced runes yet."
Lao Wu pointed to a gazebo not far away and said to Lao Liu.
"Okay, okay! I'll come as soon as I go!" Lao Liu smiled openly, and immediately nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.
street corner.
Two annoying flies kept circling the middle-aged man who bought wood carvings.
Probably because the crow smell on his body is quite popular with flies. Being driven crazy by that buzzing sound, and the feeling of the plaster all over my face is now dripping down my face with sweat, and melted by the sun, it's really unbearable!
"Damn it, it's so fucking hard to make some money! I don't want to do it anymore! I haven't sold a single piece of broken wood. Which bitch told me that there are so many rich rookies in Jiwu City, cheating money It’s as simple as stealing money? If it’s so simple, why doesn’t a blind person come here to offer a little reward?”
"I'm so hot, if someone comes here now, I'll buy this junk for ten gold baht, get back some of the principal, and go back to my room to sleep!"
While the middle-aged man was cursing non-stop in his heart, Lao Liu, whose small eyes were shining brightly, rushed over with his back bent and "whoosh".
Afraid of being discovered by Lao Wu, who was sitting far away in the gazebo, Lao Liu specially used a unique secret technique to retract his fat into his abdomen, which could very naturally transform into another person's appearance in a short period of time.
Even the old man Zhong Linzi and the brothers of Fushan don't know much about this peerless magic technique that is specially used to go down the mountain to touch the buttocks of the new girls from Shenzong... Of course, ahem... Ever since meeting Xiao Cuihua, he I have never used this skill to tease other girls.
"Boss, how do you sell this thing?"
Lao Liu asked the stall owner who was about to give up with a strange noise.
The middle-aged man, who was so annoyed by the flies, opened his eyes that had been closed all the time when he heard someone asking for the price, and the two sharp lights shot out from them almost scared the sixth boy to roll!
At this time, a thin man appeared in front of him, with fairly straight eyebrows, but when he saw the loose clothes on his body, most of them were still hanging behind his buttocks and dragging on the ground, the middle-aged man immediately decided in his heart that he was not a wealthy buyer.
It doesn't matter if you have money or not... You can buy a fake product and get back the money!
"One hundred gold baht, you can buy it or not, if you want to buy it, hurry up, I'm going home!"
After experiencing all kinds of tortures such as sitting with no one caring about him, being blindsided by people, being bullied by crows, surrounded by flies, and exposed to the scorching sun... this sloppy middle-aged man has completely lost the interest in fooling people, and directly barked at his sixth son. Ya roared "one hundred gold baht"!
In fact, the bottom line in his heart was ten gold baht, but subconsciously, he still raised the price of the wood carving by ten times, so as to give people a chance to bargain.
However, the price of one hundred gold baht was much lower than when Yao Yao came to ask for the price.
scare! One hundred pieces!
The sixth child immediately stared his eyes as big as copper bells!
That's not what he said in the legend that was buried under the pillow and already turned yellow by him, monstrous blacksmith! Ordinary young and promising teenagers bought the amazing treasure that helped him become a legend in his life without spending any money or with very little money in the market!
Although the most naive side of the sixth child is still dreaming of getting rich overnight, he is not completely irrational. You must know that the lives of everyone in Fushan are already struggling. Even if Ah Jiu is gone, Ling doesn't care about the bounty with Ling, but he still can't pass the hurdle in his heart!
That's not how money is spent!
The sixth child roared angrily!
"Oh my god, isn't it just a broken stone, my uncle has no paper to go to the toilet, so I just buy a piece of wood to wipe his butt, as for a hundred gold baht?"
"I only have ten gold baht here, buy it if you buy it, and throw it away if you don't buy it!"
Putting on an expression that you love so much money!
When traveling, Lao Liu took ten gold bahts of private money with him, and spent his own little money to realize the dream of getting rich that he had been dreaming since he was a child. It is considered that the obsession can be fulfilled.
In fact, the sixth son who has a bottom in his heart also understands that what Brother Fifth said is right.
How could this kind of good luck of picking up treasures happen to him? But he happened to have an eye for this rough wood carving, and in the future he and Xiao Cuihua would have a doll, how exciting would it be to tell the doll the story of his father's treasure hunting in the big city
Buy an item and have fun.
"I'm so old! I'm thinking about ten gold bahts in my heart, and I really only give ten gold bahts to a bastard, so what's the use of going to the toilet, okay! You are awesome! You have money! Your money is blocking your chrysanthemum eyes Son!" The slander of the master of woodcarving was wilder than that of the sixth child.
"Bring ten pieces, get out of here... I really don't want to see you for such a cheap price!"
The middle-aged man calculated in his heart, and after excluding the cost, he earned a little more than nine gold bahts, which was his hard-earned money for sitting here for three days. In the future, he would not do such thankless things if he was killed. !
So he yelled at the sixth child... ten gold baht.
scare! Really
"It seems that it is really not a good thing. It is so easy to talk down the price. If I had known it, I would have lowered it. I am too honest... I am a good person..."
Lao Liu touched his face, and suddenly felt that he was so innocent!
She casually took out ten gold bahts from her pocket and threw them on the ground, then picked up the simple wooden carving.
"Ahem, lucky you kid, your good luck can be written in a book in the future!"
The middle-aged stall owner put away the ten gold bahts, and immediately jumped up from the ground. Without even tidying up the blood-red linen, he swung his sleeves and slammed into the crowd of flies that were still buzzing around his ears cursing. gone.
Naturally, he no longer paid attention to the middle-aged man who had already collected the money and left. Lao Liu's attention was attracted by the wood carving in the palm of his hand.
"The more you look at this little thing, the more eye-catching it is. It would be nice if there were some strange usages."
Lao Liu held the woodcarving in his hands and sent it under the film to smell it. From the depths of the wood, there was a faint fragrance of high-grade thick ink, which immediately made him extremely comfortable physically and mentally.
Afraid of being caught by the fifth child, he was intoxicated for a little while, and then quickly hid in the alley, recovering his body as before. The clothes that had just been dragged on the ground were stretched to the belly in an instant.
After the sixth child put away the wood carvings, he patted his stomach and hummed a little tune, and leisurely went to find the fifth child.
The successful transformation was originally intended to avoid the attention of the fifth child, but by accident, the Lord of the Shenmu found out that he had committed an oolong. After selling the real thing at a low price, all the efforts to find a thin person all over the world were turned into scum. Bad boy cultivating in another world: Merry ruffian.
It's really hard to imagine how seriously injured the woodcarving master would be after discovering the stupid thing he committed!
This story was indeed written into legendary novels in later generations, inspiring generation after generation of young teenagers with dreams to swarm the auction markets all over the world.
Legends start from the ordinary, which is why countless sentient beings are crazy about them.
Yaoluo and Bailichen cheerfully returned to the inn where Qilin Wang and others stayed the day before. As soon as they entered the inn gate, they immediately saw everyone drinking tea around a table.
There were obviously so many vacant seats, but the evil old man, the Qilin King, and a large group of people crowded around a small square table talking and laughing without integrity. You can see how harmonious their relationship is just by the way they push each other and roll their eyes at each other.
"Ah! Add me!"
Immediately, Yaoluo squeezed in sideways, leaving Bailichen messed up in the wind.
This group of people who can only survive by getting together has already squeezed their hands and shoulders, and there is no place for him to see each other again.
"Yaoyao, you are finally back. Didn't you just pay back something? It took so long to pay back, and you didn't even meet Yuan Fang when he came back."
King Qilin was squeezed into a corner by the savage old man Xie Huozi, but he was still holding the teacup in his hand and blowing the foam with enjoyment.
"Ah? Xuewu has already exchanged the money fan? What about others?"
Enchanting immediately stretched her neck and searched among the crowd.
"I went out early, didn't you want a bone triad, that kid went straight to the medicinal material market in Jiwu City as soon as he came."
There is also a medicinal market in Jiwu City
It was the first time Enchanting heard this news.
"That's natural. I said you have been here for so many days, why don't you know anything? The east end is a busy market, where you can buy all kinds of groceries. Qixing... You need so many medicinal materials, so naturally you need to go to the Xitou store to have a look!"
The Qilin King said unhurriedly.
"What? Yuan Fang has already gone to the medicine store, so why didn't he wait for me?" Upon hearing the word "medicine store", Bailichen's eyes began to light up!
Although Yaoluo handed over the medicine field and Qingting to him, the King of Natural Medicines is still very interested in restraining all kinds of strange medicines.
Besides... Yuan Fangkong has the means to lower the price, but he doesn't know the medicinal properties of the medicinal materials!
"Don't worry, the monkey is just going to check the market first to find out the news. He left a message for you, asking you to go to the pharmacy to look for him as soon as you come back." King Qilin raised his head from the teacup, and smiled at Bailichen. Smile.
To find out this year's new bone triads and old damp and repeatedly sun-dried ones from among the various medicinal herbs, these visions naturally have to borrow Bailichen's experience.
"Okay, then I'll go now." After a sleepless night, Bailichen was still full of energy.
Yaoluo knew that Bailichen was very good at recuperating his body with medicine, and his energy was much stronger than that of ordinary war gods, so she was not worried that he was overworked, but she still called Bailichen who had just turned around to stop.
"Oh! Baili wait!"
While shouting enchantingly, he squeezed out from the crowd at the table, and stuffed all the bulging money bags won from the beast fight in the beast ring into Bailichen's storage bag, which almost missed his limited capacity. The small bag burst directly.
"When you see any medicinal materials you like, don't be stingy, buy more and bring them back. I think I want you to take medicine and give gifts to this person and that person. I'm afraid that your inventory has been exhausted. gone."
Enchanting rubbed her nose and said in embarrassment.
Bailichen was asked to help Yan Shuizi of the Tianmen Sect before, and then he was the pearl of EMI, and he also gave Fushan so many elixir to the master of Fushan. Time can replenish the consumption.
Bailichen held his bulging purse, and immediately beamed with joy.
"I won't be polite!"
When he thought of being able to spend a lot of money in the medicinal material market, even the tone of his speech instantly carried an uplifting spirit.
With the support of Yao Yao's money, Bai Lichen rushed out of the door impatiently, and rushed to the medicine store in Xitou, where there was still a penny-pinching money fan waiting for him.
"Hahahaha! Drug crazy!" The old man Xiehuozi stroked his beard and began to shamelessly laugh at Bailichen's anxious appearance.
And at this moment, Yaoluo managed to count all the people crowded at the table in her heart.
"Hey, where is Kongkong?"
Everyone was there, but only seeing the empty sky pirate old man disappeared, Enchanting asked curiously.
"That guy...it's true that I haven't seen anyone for a long time."
The old man Xie Huo rolled his four eyes and began to rack his brains to remember when he last saw Kong Kong.
"He... He hasn't appeared in front of us since you stuffed a piece of... ahem... underpants in his arms." It seems that Qilin King is the most reliable, while the old man Xiehuoer is still scratching his head , the Qilin King has already given the answer.
Is it
When Yaoluo heard the Qilin King's answer, she immediately frowned.
It's really strange, is it really so difficult to untie the storage bag of the rich old man
Because she couldn't untie it, she threw the underpants-like bag to the old Kongkong pirate. At first, Yaoluo believed in the old man Kongkong's ability to untie talismans. But after a whole night, there was no news of him
"There are no unusual sounds in his room?"
Enchanting is actually quite concerned about this matter. Because although old man Yu Facai looked extremely stupid, every time he saw the things he took out, he felt quite extraordinary.
If you can't even solve the empty space, it means that the mystery in the storage bag is simply unimaginable!
"There is no unusual sound."
Seeing that Yaoluo was so serious, everyone immediately stopped pushing each other and began to face up to this question.
"Then I'll go and see what's going on with him." Yaoluo brushed back the broken hair on her forehead, then walked up the stairs.
"Let's all go."
The Qilin King put down his teacup.
"No, you guys drink your tea slowly, I just take a look."
Enchantingly turned around and smiled, that bright smile immediately made everyone's legs shiver.
"It's better for me to accompany Her Majesty the Holy Maiden, otherwise you won't be able to find the room where the dead old man lives in Kong Kong."
The old man Xiehuozi stood up abruptly, and rushed in front of Enchanting.
That's fine too, seeing that Enchanting is accompanied by Lao Xie, the Qilin King gave up the idea of going with them and took the full text of the sea field space txt with him.
"That old thing probably didn't think carefully about the task that His Highness the Holy Maiden gave, and just fell asleep in the room lying on his back." Lao Xie turned his head and said to Enchanting with his sinister smile on his face.
The old evildoer of the Moyun Sect, whose twisted and dark heart is unimaginable, began to speak ill of the old man Kongkong Pirate behind everyone's back!
After smearing the old Kong Kong Pirate like this, he still felt that it was not enough, so Lao Xie continued to babble and added:
"It's still possible. That Kongkong was an old thief. After he opened the storage bag given to him by His Royal Highness, he suddenly discovered countless treasures, so the greed in his heart couldn't be curbed for a while, and he swept away all of them overnight. Treasure, betrayed His Highness and escaped! Wahahahaha!"
While dancing with hands and feet, while doing my best in my heart.
What Lao Xie likes most is chaos and disorder, the more chaos he has in his busy schedule, the happier he is.
Let him make it up...
She shook her head enchantingly with a smile, knowing that Lao Xie is such a character who likes to talk nonsense. He usually gets along very well with the two old men, Kong Kong and Kong Kong. Xie was definitely the first to stand up and speak well of him.
Xie Huozi was just talking nonsense for fun.
With the evil old man leading the way, Enchanting came to the end of the corridor soon.
The night before, Kongkong specially asked for the most secluded and remote wing room in order to ponder over how to open the storage bag. This was already the most secret corner of the inn, and the noise from the teahouse downstairs could not be heard above.
The door was closed tightly, and enchanting habitually probed into the room with divine consciousness.
This is a habit she has developed for a long time, because she has seen too many things like assassinations, sneak attacks, traps, etc., so she subconsciously checks with her spiritual sense before any door.
This was originally a very loose and common little habit. But after a probe of divine sense, Yaoluo immediately frowned!
no one!
Human breath is the easiest thing to grasp with spiritual sense. If the old air pirate does not appear in everyone's sight all night, and now there is no one living in the room... then there may be something wrong!
After discovering this detail, Enchanting has no time to slowly strengthen her consciousness and draw out the outlines of all the objects in the room in her mind. She directly slapped the bolted door with a "boom"!
The door bolt inside cracked, and then the somewhat ancient door creaked open immediately.
Seeing the enchanting frown, Lao Xie also noticed that there was no one in the room almost instantly.
Really no one!
Xie Huozi was suddenly dumbfounded!
"Your Highness! Don't be angry! The old man was talking nonsense just now, that Kongkong old bastard must not be a person who ran away with his stuff, you must investigate clearly, don't immediately define it!"
The scene where Yaoluo's gaze opened the door ferociously startled Lao Xie. He thought that Yaoluo was going to rush into the room to find the clues left by Kong Kong and then grab the old bone back and slap him to death. The empty old man said good things.
In an instant, a black thread fell from the enchanting head.
In Lao Xie's heart, is she that ruthless and cruel
"I'm not worried that he ran away, I'm worried that something happened to him."
Although the old Kongkong thief was the one who was sent to Yaoluo with a slave mark by Xue Shisan before, but after all these years of getting along, she has never treated Kongkong as a slave, and even got along very well with his brothers with strange names. Alright, Yaoluo believes that the old man Kongkong will not do anything to betray her.
But in this trust he disappeared! This had to make her look hideous with worry.
The two hurried into the room, and they saw an incredible scene!
"This, this, this! What is this!"
As soon as he entered the room, the evil old man immediately yelled in shock!
Enchanting is not as frightened as Lao Xie's gaffe, but she still stands there straight and a little dazed.
You can't feel it outside the room, but it's a complete scene inside the room! A horrifying scene that no one can even imagine in a normal wing room!
The four walls are covered with complicated sigils!
The light blue runes are everywhere, giving people a messy and weird feeling.
Those light blue energy circuits can be seen as empty handwriting at a glance. It's just that this time Enchanting can't see the clues of the formation at all! Because those complicated energy circuits have been stacked layer upon layer in a disorderly manner, criss-crossing like spider webs in the coiled silk cave, making people dazzled.
Just looking at these layers of light blue runes, which are already indistinguishable in order, one can deeply understand the hard work of the empty sky pirate old man.
And these densely distributed formations on the floor wall, inner wall, ceiling... and even on the window sill... are just to open up a huge pocket!
That's right... A black spatial fault like a huge mouth of an abyss stood abruptly in front of the enchanting and Xie Huozi old man! It's like cutting the whole room in half!
The "big mouth" is another space in this wing room, it only has a thin layer from the side, and the pattern on the underpants of the rich old man, which is very familiar to the enchanting, is faintly appearing on the back.
This huge mouth... is the real appearance of Yu Fa Cai's storage panties!
No wonder Ren Xiebing or Yaoluo couldn't open the storage bag with brute force before. The restriction on the bag mouth needs to be coerced by so many formations to break through. If it hadn't been for such a powerful and talisman master like the old man Kong Kong, maybe the world's true Only the old man Yu Fa Cai himself knows the secret method of opening and closing the storage bag.
But Yaoluo knows that inside this black "giant mouth" is a huge hidden space. Standing outside the space now, she can only see a thin layer of cloth propped up by the old man Kong Kong's exquisite formation, but if she walks into the " Jukou" front, there will definitely be a huge space there!
It completely transcends the storage magic device in the general sense! This is completely a highly folded and compressed space-time!
"Did the old air pirate enter the 'Great Mouth'?"
"Is it because the space is too large and caused him to get lost, or is it because he encountered other more complicated problems in it?"
The bewitching heart beats slightly faster, this is a strange thing that she snatched from the old man who has always been cunning in means because of her greed for a while, if something bad happens to the old man in the empty air thief because of unraveling this strange thing, she will be in pain for the rest of her life Don't feel at ease!
"Your Highness, I'll go and have a look!"
It was hard to calm down and breathe. Worried that the old air pirate would be in trouble, Lao Xie immediately volunteered to rush into the "giant mouth"!
"You don't want to go."
The enchanting voice suddenly became majestic and fierce.
In the name of the Holy Maiden of Moyun, Lao Xie shall not object to any of her decisions!
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I just want to say...what a weird underpants.... "