The three-inch golden man who was the incarnation of Heaven wanted to cry, but when facing Wang Ling, he always felt powerless.
This month he has been summoned here one after another, not to trade resources or anything else, but to inquire about secrets.
These secrets are all secrets...
The most important thing is that it’s just a matter of exchanging secrets. Who would trade with crispy noodles
All this is due to his father using dry noodles to make a deal with the young man in front of him, which created this real...
devil…
"Tell me, what's the matter?" The three-inch golden man sighed, having completely accepted the reality.
Wang Ling was looking through the drawers. He didn't have much noodles left, and he was reluctant to give them to him.
So he was just looking for expired dry noodles.
The flagship store has a recycling service for expired dry noodles. Wang Ling is a gold card privileged user, and the flagship store can even come to collect them. But then Wang Ling thought that he should save some expired noodles for Tiandao.
So before the summer camp started, Wang Ling used the privileged door-to-door service and asked Loopy Ha to help with the exchange. But what I got instead was expired crispy noodles…
One complete pack of original crispy noodles can be exchanged for three packs of expired crispy noodles!
The three-inch golden man was startled by this scene, and then he immediately extended his hand: "-Young hero, wait a minute!"
Wang Ling turned his face: "???"
Three-Inch Gold Man: "Actually, you don't have to make a deal directly... We only provide loan services here. You can ask questions first and then exchange the manuscripts later."
so good
When Wang Ling heard this, his eyes lit up.
This Tiandao is indeed very conscientious!
Wang Ling sighed inwardly.
But the problem is, he has already prepared expired noodles, so it would be a shame!
"Exactly, three questions."
Wang Ling spoke calmly, and then presented three packages of expired crispy noodles.
The three-inch gold man was shocked: "Expired...?"
Wang Ling raised his eyebrows, stared at Tiandao, and said firmly: I make a deal with you not based on what you want, but based on what I have...
The three-inch golden man almost cried: "..."
"Let's begin." Wang Ling stared at the three-inch golden man.
The little golden man rubbed his hands without tears, and a golden scroll emerged from his hands: "This is the Book of Secrets, a golden scroll that records the secrets of the heavens. You can write your questions on this book of secrets, and the answers will naturally be in it." It’s shown in the secret book.”
The Book of Secrets is a supreme magic weapon that records all the secrets of the great avenues. It is an artifact-level magic weapon that transcends the natural movement of heaven and earth. Its failure is naturally higher than the opposite-level magic weapon.
Ordinary people have to pay a price for spying on the secrets of heaven.
In the Tiandao Tianji Library, all the secrets sealed in it can be answered in the Tianji Book.
Of course, these secrets must be related to the "Way of Heaven".
There are still many questions that are invalid, such as what does so-and-so like to eat, what is the reason for it, etc...
If the connection between these people and the way of heaven itself is not great, then even asking is in vain.
According to the laws of heaven, the price of spying on the heavenly hangar is as follows.
1: To spy on the secrets, you need to pay an equal price in exchange, and if necessary, you need to pay the price of your life.
Two: Regarding rule one, if you have to pay the price of your life after getting the answer to the question, the questioner will dissipate into powder within forty-eight hours and disappear completely.
Three: Those who spy on the secrets of heaven are extremely evil people and will not be able to reincarnate after death.
Four: Those who spy on the secret must keep the secret after getting the answer. If the secret is leaked, they will be punished by thunder and will never be reincarnated.
Five: Those who spy on the secrets of heaven must cultivate more than a hundred heavenly ways, or obtain more than three heretical ways.
Six: Those who spy on the secrets can consume the same amount of life yuan to reduce the price of the offerings.
Seven: All interpretation rights belong to Tiandao.
Eight: Those on the Tiandao whitelist will not be restricted by the above rules...
But Wang Ling is the person on the white list of Heavenly Dao.
Therefore, there was nothing the Three-Inch Gold Man could do about Wang Ling.
For others who want to spy on the secrets, the most tragic situation is to pay the price with their lives.
Wang Ling was waiting for the secret. All he had to do was hand in the assignments he didn't need or even the ones that were overdue.
—Having privilege means you can do whatever you want!
I have no choice but to accept it...
How do you say something
Heaven is so good at reincarnation, who will Wang Ling spare...
The bitter fruits sown back then have finally been well-received by them...
So, when Wang Ling wrote down the questions he wanted to ask in the Book of Secrets and raised his head again, he found that two old tears were shed on the blurry face of the three-inch golden man...
Actually cried
Wang Ling didn't understand.
What an amiable person he is!
The little golden man wiped his tears and put away the three packs of expired crispy noodles in front of him... Although Wang Ling usually used his homework book to exchange resources, which was a privilege enough, but these three packs of expired snacks were really not as good as his hands. Copy the workbook! !
"Your question has been received by the Tianji Library... Well, it will take about three or four minutes, and the answer will naturally appear in the Tianji Book." The three-inch golden man rerolled the Tianji Book and placed it in front of Wang Ling.
You need to wait three or four minutes, which is exactly the time for a song.
Suddenly, the golden man had a sudden idea and decided to play a song for Wang Ling.
"Listen to this song..."
The little golden man just clapped his hands, and a three-dimensional and melodious song instantly filled the room.
The prelude of the wonderful song started...
Wang Ling: "What is this?"
Little Golden Man: "This is the singer of the Heavenly Dao singing. Each of our Heavenly Dao has different tasks. When many cultivators are sitting in the body, they will see the life rebirth lantern in front of their eyes and hear melodious music. These are all the Heavenly Dao." The singer sings silently behind her. Therefore, the voice of the Tiandao Singer is not something that ordinary people can hear. The voice of the Tiandao Singer is ever-changing and brings together the most beautiful voices in the entire dimensional universe. Each voice can be studied by imitating musical instruments, so The Tiandao Diva can sing along with the accompaniment.”
Wang Ling: "Well..."
At this time, the Tiandao singer with countless voices had already finished singing the prelude.
The song officially begins:
Always asking for things from me, but never saying thank you...
It wasn’t until I grew up that I realized how cheap noodles are…
Every time I trade, I always pretend to be relaxed...
Let’s talk about the deal with a smile, I’ll give you expired snacks…
…
Little Golden Man: “So, do you have anything to say?”
Wang Ling: "Yes, it sounds good."
“…”
The little golden man has completely given up his resistance to Wang Ling...
That's all, if it's expired, let it expire...
For this kind of whitelisted users who don’t need to be shot by Heaven, it’s better than nothing…
PS: "The Only Koi in the World of Cultivation" can be read as a supplement to "The Daily Life of the Immortal King". There are many easter eggs in the story about the Immortal King! There is also a story about the protagonist’s sister (Wang Nuan)!
(End of chapter)