To put it this way, the stupid dog actually ate up this peach orchard.
"Woof? Sister? Li Mu, you don't even let your sister go?" The stupid dog immediately opened his eyes in disbelief: "When did you come up with such a sister? In your human mating laws, it seems that it is forbidden to have sex with your sister. Just for mating, you are really a beast... woo woo."
When Li Mu heard this, he was so frightened that he almost bit off his tongue.
Li Mu stood up.
Li Mu looked at the little peach in his hand and couldn't laugh or cry.
After all, it’s skin-to-skin contact.
The stupid dog jumped up and gasped for air, and said: "I don't remember. Anyway, I basically ate all the trees over there. By the way, these peaches are really delicious. It seems like I have eaten them somewhere before, but It’s just too small, and after a few bites of one, it’s gone. After eating so much, I’m still not full yet.”
Although the fairy in yellow didn't say much, he knew very well in his heart that as the saying goes, you will reap melons if you sow beans, and he was able to have such an adventure and was not slapped to death by the fairy in yellow because he had never been slapped to death before. They were rescued by Amebe's disciples, and later even risked their lives to save others when being chased by Fengbe.
"Li Mu." The fairy in yellow looked like she wanted to kill someone.
The fairy in yellow was about to go crazy.
Besides, he is just an ordinary martial arts expert on earth who has opened up the Ren and Du channels. What is there to show off
Suddenly a yellow stream of light flashed in the distance.
Why are lesbians driving more and more unscrupulously now
From Male Gobi, do you know what you are eating
He ate the small peach without hesitation, and then immediately used his innate power to activate the [Original Talisman] in his body to refine the energy of the peach.
Want to feel full after eating flat peaches
The two of them hugged each other like that just now. Isn't this considered a violation of the rules
"Human pet, your idea is very dangerous." Silly Dog backed away cautiously and said, "It's just a few peaches."
Li Mu said: "It's... uh, it's... it's... that... uh, fairy, no matter what, I will be responsible."
Seeing the stupid dog still sitting cross-legged next to him, Li Mu ignored it. Instead, he changed his clothes, left the ruins of [Duchen Pavilion] and entered the peach forest.
Li Mu was confused.
With this guy's temperament, he is definitely capable of eating up all the peaches.
"Ah?" Li Mu opened his mouth wide, and then nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Li Mu rubbed the stupid dog's face with a dark face, took out the four-edged sword, put it on the stupid dog's neck and gestured, "Stupid dog, if you talk about mating again, believe it or not, I will really kill the dog." ”
There was a hint of warmth on the face of the fairy in yellow.
"Woof, woof, human pet? Are you okay?" The stupid dog husky was incredibly fast and appeared next to Li Mu in an instant.
She stood quietly under a big peach tree. The other six jade beauties had been moved under the tree and were standing beside her.
"Which what?" the fairy in yellow asked calmly.
The fairy in yellow came back again, the murderous look in her eyes almost turned into reality. She resisted the urge to kill the dog and threw Li Mu a small peach as big as a child's fist and said: "This is the last one, you Eat it to strengthen your state, and then come to me, I have something to tell you."
The wind blew the fairies' dresses, as if they were alive for a moment.
Then leave quickly.
Half an hour later.
Although it may not be anything like that, I still remember that when the fairy in yellow was almost molested by the disciples of the Rain Department, there was an expression of shame, anger and despair in her eyes. It doesn’t matter tens of thousands of years. After all, it is a woman’s pure and pure body. .
Just imagine, if I didn't have the help of the Divine Jade Beauty Sculpture at that time, or if I was like those disciples of the Rain Department, in order to obtain the divine essence, I did some nasty things, or if I was being chased by the Lord of the Wind Department at the time of life and death. , I didn’t use the [Suicide Doll] to come, I’m afraid it’s completely cold now.
Li Mu moved the four-edged sword, and for a moment he really wanted to disembowel the stupid dog and take out all the undigested peaches in its stomach.
But in my heart, I don’t really agree with what the fairy in yellow said.
Li Mu got excited, slapped the stupid dog on the back of the head, and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, that's Sister Fairy helping me practice..."
The fairy in yellow came back again, her face was ashen, and she said: "Call your dog over here."
When Li Mu heard this, he was surprised and said: "Sister, are you leaving?"
You damn dog, where did you get the Rendu second line
Li Mu is still in a state of confusion.
Is this fucking justified
Auntie, do you speak so directly
A white light flashed.
Li Mu still saluted seriously and said, "Thank you, senior."
Li Mu: "??"
She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, the stupid dog's indiscriminate remarks would make her sick.
The stupid dog nodded repeatedly.
After saying that, he turned around and drifted away.
He looked at the fairy in yellow with a guilty conscience.
These things must have been seen by the fairy in yellow.
That cry from sister just now was so convincing.
The female driver was defeated by a dog.
Standing up on his hind legs, holding a half-eaten peach in his hand, the stupid dog said with a smile: "I came to see you before, and found that you two were naked, hiding in the water, and mating, so I didn't bother you... "
Soon, he saw the fairy in yellow.
Li Mu directly covered the stupid dog's mouth.
Li Mu stood there, not knowing how to describe his mood.
Li Mu immediately said honestly: "Sister."
The stupid dog said disdainfully: "You have been chasing me for a long time just now, can you catch up? Hahahaha, Grandpa Dog King, now I have opened the Rendu's second channel and awakened my power. Hahaha, I am already invincible in the world, Wanghahaha. "
I worked hard and worked hard, but I only got one flat peach. This stupid dog got himself drunk since entering the fairy palace, and then lay dead all the way without exerting any strength. In the end, it ate so many fairy peaches. .
The last flat peach
Her tone was much gentler, and she nodded slightly and said: "Okay, you have just been promoted to the Emperor. You need to consolidate your realm, adapt to your own strength, and realize the beauty of the Emperor. Just adjust your breath and rest here, and I will go and do it for you. You pick a flat peach to help you completely stand firm in this realm."
You dare to say anything.
The fairy in yellow almost broke her teeth, but she lost her temper when Li Mu called her "sister".
thump!
"You still have to be kind."
"Shut your dog mouth." The fairy in yellow suddenly looked like a frustrated mortal woman who fell from the Nine Heavens to the mortal world, roaring: "Today I will kill the dog."
It was completely sobered up and refreshed.
Li Mu was speechless.
She finally said angrily: "Take care of your dog. If it says something that shouldn't be said, I will kill it and eat dog meat."
Her heart moved, she looked at Li Mu and said, "Call me sister."
Dugou looked at it boredly, and suddenly felt that his stomach was a little bloated, so he followed suit, sat cross-legged next to Li Mu, and started practicing.
"Stupid dog, get over here." Li Mu roared.
The fairy in yellow had a soft expression on her face, turned around, nodded, and said: "You are here, um, not bad, the realm is very stable. I have something to tell you, please listen carefully."
Has that stupid dog sobered up
"ah?"
The face of the fairy in yellow was completely darkened.
After saying that, he ran away.
A drink and a peck are all predestined.
The words have not yet finished.
When Li Mu saw something was wrong, he hugged the stupid dog, pressed it to the ground, and said: "You are reading a stupid book, you haven't read it... I cut your tongue, believe it or not, she is my sister …”
It was very sullen, turned its head and said to Li Mu triumphantly: "Human Chong, your spring is here. From now on, you have the world with a dog in your hand. If anyone dares to embarrass you, I will bite him to death for you."
"Ah? Did you know that?" The fairy in yellow looked quite crazy and said angrily: "That stupid dog of yours is about to be eaten by the peaches in the garden. Go and stop it."
Li Mu just let it go, suppressed his anger, and said, "How many fairy peaches have you eaten?"
Damn it.
"Wang Haha, Li Mu, you have a good eye for choosing mating partners, but this woman in yellow is a bit fierce. I don't think you can suppress her." The stupid dog gnawed on the half-pulled flat peach in his front paws, and the peach juice flowed down the corner of his mouth. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Li Mu almost bit off his tongue.
He has completely digested the energy of the second flat peach and stabilized his state at the Great Perfection of the First Level of the Supreme Emperor.
"Haha, little guy, are you talking about sexual intercourse between men and women?" the fairy in yellow said calmly.
Li Mu fell directly to the ground.
"Little guy, you are overthinking. At my age, I can be your grandma's grandma's grandma." The fairy in yellow looked calm and indifferent and said: "I just wanted to save you and just obeyed the power temporarily. If you really If you move beyond the rules, I'll slap you to death."
In the heart of the fairy in yellow, a feeling was suddenly touched, and she remembered that the imperial palace, which used to be prosperous and prosperous, was now as cold as water.
But what did it just say
Forgot that this thing was still on the bronze chariot.
Li Mu sighed with emotion, and just as he was about to sit down, he carefully understood the wonders of the Emperor's Realm and adapted to the power within his body.
Li Mu almost spit it out.
Husky's eyes widened: "I don't study well, don't lie to me. Can you practice kung fu while mating?"
"Sister." Li Mu went up and called her sister honestly, as if his mouth was covered with honey.
What a mistake.
"This idiot has a low IQ and talks indiscriminately. Sister Fairy, you don't want to be the same as him." Li Mu quickly explained with a smile, but in his heart, he was thinking that he must ask this stupid dog how mating works. Is it true? ... Li Mu was shocked in his heart, can't he
What is this
mating
Even the fairy in yellow can't catch up with it
"Senior?" The fairy in yellow looked at Li Mu: "Am I very old?"
It doesn't look like it's fully mature yet.
It seems that its strength has really increased again. After all, judging from the speed of the yellow-clothed fairy just now, even if Li Mu has advanced to the Emperor Realm, it is still inferior.