"Bah—this screenwriter has a sick mind, so arranging my majesty, I really want to rush into the TV and maim him—"
A young and beautiful girl is holding potato chips, lying on the bed and watching TV shows on her mobile phone.
Seeing the excitement, he beat the bed with his fist angrily, and the mask on his face was about to fall off.
"Nine out of ten screenwriters are mentally retarded, and one is not offline... I told you not to watch these messy TV series, you prefer to watch it yourself, isn't this self-abuse?" A lazy voice came from the adjacent shop, with A little laziness, "What are you looking at?"
"I fell in love with you through time and space, starring the popular little fresh meat!" At this point, her expression stiffened, as if she had swallowed a fly, "Chenchen, do you know what the plot of the TV series is? The royal family didn't kill them. It's so merciful to bullshit the screenwriter. My Majesty, the TV series has become a vicious and scheming female supporting actress, so stupid as to forget the brain in the womb and not give birth-"
Emperor Qiangu turned into a brain-dead black-hearted lotus, which simply humiliated her IQ.
The neighbor shop named Chenchen rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, it's all fake, how they like to play - the royal family doesn't care, what is Minmin doing so seriously -"
"Jiang Chen—" Gu Min stretched his voice and muttered, "These plots are easy to mislead children. If my Majesty is the Shabi in the TV series, how could it be possible to sweep across the four seas of Kyushu? I don't ask how good the history of these screenwriters is, at least a little bit. Professional ethics."
Jiang Chen was wearing bear pajamas, lying on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, looking like he didn't care much.
"A TV series is itself something for entertainment. On the premise of respecting history, you can imagine anything." Jiang Chen touched the bed and found a bag of potato chips that he threw to Gu Min. "Although Their plots are a bit ridiculous, but no screenwriter dares to make up things of principle, such as viciously smearing successive emperors, changing dynasties and so on—"
Gu Min took the potato chips accurately and turned off the phone.
The thought of the brain-dead plot made her annoyed.
"Tsk, if you push it forward for a hundred years, who would dare to arrange the royal family like this, and not kill the sky?"
Jiang Chen smiled.
"It's a society ruled by law now. Murder is against the law, even if it's a royal empress."
Gu Min held his cheeks, "It's right to say so - when I become a screenwriter in the future, I must be honest with the industry and restore history!"
She is a student majoring in film and television literature at Tianhua University, and her future job intention is to be a screenwriter.
Jiang Chen said, "Well, it's a lofty ambition."
Gu Min said, "Chen Chen, you said that the first film and television script in my life, do you want to use Emperor Chen as the protagonist?"
Her idol must be the one who punched Nanshan Jingyuan and kicked Beihai Kindergarten.
Jiang Chen chewed the potato chips in his mouth, his expression a little funny, but he also made suggestions seriously.
"Emperor Chen is too controversial to be adapted. It is not recommended for new screenwriters to use her as the main character of the adaptation."
Whether it is historians or the royal family, they can all prove that Emperor Chen came from a noble family, but no one knows why they became bandits. Not only did she become a bandit, but the history books also recorded the murder of her siblings and her biological father, but the unofficial history also said that she was born to Gu Zhen and a wild man, and even the wild man analyzed several... The family background is very complicated, and the growth experience is even more tortuous. Controversial.
It is too difficult for a rookie screenwriter to use Emperor Chen as the target of adaptation.
"It is precisely because of the challenge that we need to correct His Majesty's name - there are too many screenwriters without professional ethics. Since the opening of Emperor Chen's mausoleum, the TV series broadcast on TV and the Internet have become more outrageous than each other -" Gu Min muttered. , quite indignant, "Chenchen, have you ever thought about what history would be like without His Majesty? It will definitely not be as good as it is now—"
Jiang Chen didn't speak, his eyes became a little dark.
Emperor Chen's Mausoleum is open to the public—
Obviously the royal family is still there, but the tomb of Emperor Chen is open to the public, which makes me laugh to death.
The royal family's three hundred years of majesty has disappeared.
Jiang Chen said, "Don't worry, these screenwriters will be cleaned up sooner or later—when you go to clear the atmosphere, the daylily will be cold—"
The royal family voluntarily handed over its authority and changed the feudal monarchy to a constitutional monarchy. Although forced by external forces, it was more of a strategy for the royal family to seek self-preservation, adapt to the trend of the times, and advance by retreating. Handing over part of the power does not mean that the royal family can be manipulated by anyone—
Gu Min nibbled at the heavy history book, halfway through, she said, "Chenchen—"
"Um?"
"Did you think that His Majesty Emperor Chen might be a transmigrator?"
The more she studied the history of that period, the more she felt that her Majesty had the urge to kneel every minute.
Jiang Chen said angrily.
"I don't know if she is a transmigrator, I only know that if you don't sleep again, you should ascend to immortality, don't look at what time it is!"
Gu Min looked at the time, at three in the morning, she was so frightened that she quickly lifted the quilt.
"Tomorrow is the class of the old scumbag Liu She, pills and pills—"
I don't know how much Liu She's parents hate their son, so they gave him such a name.
Liu She Nianfang is twenty-nine years old, single and has no girlfriend, so she was dubbed "Old Scumbag".
Liu She is also a professor of history at Tianhua University. I wonder if he will be embarrassed when he talks about the history of His Majesty Emperor Chen's parents.
Jiang Chen laughed dumbly, but the smile on her face didn't last long, and the phone, which was rarely used on weekdays, rang.
She turned on her phone, bunk her bare feet, opened the bedroom door and went to the corridor water room.
"Hey?"
"Prince Huichang, something is bad, the tomb of Emperor Chen has changed, and the dome of the main tomb suddenly collapsed—"
A cold look flashed in Jiang Chen's eyes.
How could the dome of the imperial mausoleum suddenly collapse
She turned around and went back to the bedroom. In order not to disturb Gu Min's sleep, she didn't even turn on the light, grabbed her things, and went out in her pajamas.
Just after leaving the school gate, Jiang Chen found that the night was surprisingly dark. When he looked up, he felt that the sky was a little different.
"Does it look like Jiuxing Lianzhu?"
A clean male voice came from behind, Jiang Chen turned around with a calm face, and a tall man in a suit walked out of the shadows.
"Professor Liu She—"
Liu She held up the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, his eyes lighted as usual, as if he was not surprised that Jiang Chen was wearing pajamas.
"Nine stars in a row, a rare sight in a thousand years." Liu She said, "But it happened once more than three hundred years ago—"
"The professor is waiting here?"
Jiang Chen counted the time, she wanted to send Liu She away.
"No, I'm waiting for you."
Jiang Chen was calm on the surface, but he frowned fiercely inside, "Professor and I don't seem to know each other—"
"It doesn't matter whether you know him or not, I just want to give you something."
At other times, Jiang Chen would think that the other party was interested in her, but in the current situation, she only felt that the crisis was treacherous.
"thing?"
Liu She took out an item from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Chen, "It's back to its original owner."
Jiang Chen was surprised. When she took the thing, she could barely identify it as a yin-yang fish and jade pendant, which still had Liu She's body temperature on it.
"Return to the original owner? This thing is not mine."
Jiang Chen was about to return the jade pendant, but Liu She looked up at the sky and said with a light smile, "The nine stars are in a line—"
"what?"
The vision of Jiuxing Lianzhu didn't last long, and it was soon staggered.
At this moment, Jiang Chen's cell phone rang again. This was the ringtone she set for Gu Min's phone.
"Chen Chen - where are you?"
Gu Min's voice seemed extremely panicked.
"I'm at the school gate."
"Don't move there—Chenchen, stay where you are, I'll find you—and don't go with Liu She—"
A hint of surprise flashed in Jiang Chen's eyes.
Gu Min should be sleeping in the bedroom, how did she know that Liu She was here
Not long after, Gu Min stepped on the bicycle and stopped in front of the two, and the emergency brake made a sharp sound.
She was still wearing pajamas, obviously nothing had changed, but Jiang Chen somehow felt that the other party's aura was much stronger—
Snapped-
Under Jiang Chen's astonished gaze, she took a few steps forward and gave Liu She a loud slap.
With such great strength, half of Liu She's face became red and swollen in no time.
Jiang Chen: "!!!"
What development
Gu Min glanced at Jiang Chen and found that she was holding the jade pendant in her hand, and quickly grabbed it and smashed Liu She's face.
"Liu She!" said foul language, "You can go to Nima!"
"Amin?" Liu She laughed instead of anger, it seemed that it wasn't him who was slapped inexplicably.
"Are you still human?" Gu Min was so angry that the blue veins on his forehead burst out, and his expression was a bit hideous, "What do you want to give Chen Chen this broken jade pendant? What do you want to coax her to take to the mausoleum? Your stomach What are you calculating? Say it! Don't pretend to be deaf!"
Liu She smiled bitterly and said, "If I said that I didn't do anything, would you believe it?"
"Tell the ghosts about this!" Gu Min said angrily, "If I believe another half of your nonsense, I will write the words Gu Min upside down!"
Jiang Chen watched the situation change, and his mind almost didn't turn around.
When did Minmin become so familiar with Professor Liu She
"Those things... I really didn't do them..."
Gu Min smiled, and she said, "What kind of nonsense are you trying to tell me again?"
"Can you listen to me explain? About three minutes."
"Okay, kneel down and explain. It's the old rules, bring your own washboard." After Gu Min said this, she breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Jiang Chen. After nearly 30 years, she thought she was going to forget about her roommate. face up. When the nightmare woke up just now, she found that she remembered it clearly.
She even remembered every detail of the crazy drama she complained about with her roommate before she crossed over.
"Chenchen, I'll deal with this scum first, and then kill him."
Jiang Chen frowned, "He scums you?"
Gu Min said, "I'm even more than scum—"
Jiang Chen felt uneasy when she saw the strange atmosphere between the two, but she trusted Gu Min.
Don't look at Gu Min, who is thin and strong in fights.
"If you can't handle it, remember to call me."
Jiang Chen said so, but in his heart he wanted to go back and check Liu She well.
"Kneeling, I can explain it now." Gu Min was upset, but she also knew that the two were arguing outside Tianhua University. If they were accidentally photographed by a night owl, they might become Internet celebrities. , simply moved the position and went to Liu She's apartment.
Liu She said, "There is only a washing machine at home, but no washboard. I'll take the keyboard instead."
Gu Min saw his well-behaved appearance, his eyes were as familiar as ever, and his heartache was unstoppable.
She held back hard.
"Tell me, Liu Zhongqing, I want to hear it, what tricks can you say!"
Liu She said, "Amin, can you still remember the year when you first discussed kissing?"
"Of course I remember, back then I should have picked a random man to marry. Who is better than you, Liu Zhongqing!"
Liu She smiled bitterly, "I really wanted to be strong in those days, but I didn't study seriously before, and I wasted too much precious time, but you suggested that the marriage should be delayed for two years at most. One day, I was studying until late at night, and suddenly there was a fairy. Came out the window and presented me with elixir and magic medicine. I only said that after eating this, I will learn like a god... At that time, I was really in a hurry, and I went to the doctor. .Can-"
"Heh—" Gu Min sneered, "Then what? Then you Liu Zhongqing took the elixir and opened up the two veins of Ren and Du to change from a scumbag to a scholar? Do you think this is a fairy tale drama or a martial arts drama? A history can't lift it. The cannon fodder of the waves, still wants to turn over and become the protagonist!"
Liu She shook his head and whispered, "It's not like that—"
"What's going on?" Gu Min ran out of patience. For Liu She, he waited for a long time. For Gu Min, the memory of the last life just happened. She just passed away with full of resentment. She was dying. I forgave Liu She before, but now she wears it back again. Forgive the fart, "Can you say it all in one sentence?"
Liu She murmured, "Amin, I'm not human—"
"I know you're not human, you're a ghost! I've known you for more than 20 years, and we have slept in the same bed for nearly ten years, but I found that I never knew you. This is my failure, and I deserve it. My child, you deserve to be fooled around—if you are still a person, how did Dalang Erlang die!" Gu Min stood up angrily, his expression almost collapsed, the young face lost all restraint, and grabbed Liu She's suit tightly , with tears all over his face, sobbing in a low voice, "Liu Zhongqing, I still want to believe you, but I'm just fascinated—"
Liu She said in a low voice, "I didn't hurt Zhao'er, I didn't hurt Lanting, I tried my best to restrain that person's will - but Dalang and Erlang are indeed my fault. If you still hate me, kill me a few times. It's up to you."