"Lang, Lang Jun... You are... "
The maid hurried forward, Jiang Pengji drank a jar of wine heroically in front of them, although her eyes were still clear, but the steps under her feet were a little more vain, and her figure seemed a little wobbly between walking, a standard Drunk look.
They don't know if Jiang Pengji is really drunk, but they know that if they don't look at it, this gentleman will plunge into the Tangquan pond, and if there is a long and two shortcoming, their little lives will be lost, and they must not let it go. The honored guest made a half-point error.
Jiang Pengji avoided the obstruction of the two maids, left the soup spring, and looked straight at a water pavilion in front of her.
As the saying goes, there is nowhere to look when you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.
She didn't take the initiative to go to the door to find the two to settle accounts, but the other party couldn't wait to come over and ask for death.
The two people who were being watched by Jiang Pengji didn't have the consciousness of going into the tiger's mouth. Instead, they were laughing with their companions, wiping oil on the maid with one hand restlessly, looking at the maid's shy and angry expression but not daring to resist, they were frightened in the daytime. greatly relieved.
"If my virtuous brother likes it, I will summon this maid tonight to solve my lovesickness... Tsk tsk... This looks like Zhou Zheng, as expected of the Tangquan mansion under the name of His Royal Highness King Changshou, and the women who serve here compete with each other in a beautiful way..."
The young man who was called "the virtuous brother" moved in his heart, but he couldn't be too eager, showing how eager and lewd he was.
"This, this... How can you be so embarrassed? A gentleman doesn't take away his love, how dare he take away his brother's favor..."
The snow-white clothes were loosely wrapped around the body, and the belt was loosely tied, exposing most of the chest. Because of the pampering all the year round, the skin was white and rosy, and it needed to be more delicate than the girl's house, but the wine color hollowed out the body, and the eyebrows and eyes were drooping. spirit.
"Hey, you and I still care about this? Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, this is just an insignificant woman, if my brother likes it, take it and enjoy it..." The young man waved his hand indifferently.
As the saying goes, things gather together, people are divided into groups, these two playful auras fit together, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play together.
"Since the elder brother said so, then..."
Before he had time to respond, a smell of alcohol hit his nostrils. Although it didn't choke his nose, it diluted the maid's residual body fragrance.
The young man raised his head unhappily, but saw a half-year-old boy with a drunken eye holding a wine jar, blocking him in front of him.
"Remember who I am?"
Jiang Pengji half-squinted her eyes, looking down at the two young people sitting in the water pavilion with a half-smile.
Tourists enjoying the shade around found that the atmosphere was not right, so they could not help but pay attention to the place, either watching the play with a cold eye, or secretly curious.
The evaluation is imminent, and no one wants to be involved in the mess.
"Strange, how do I know who you are?"
A young man smiled contemptuously, of course he didn't recognize Jiang Pengji, and thought she was just an ordinary tourist in the spring.
"do not know?"
Jiang Pengji squinted slightly drunkenly, and suddenly approached one of them.
"You drunkard, stay away from me. This is not an ordinary Tangquan mansion, and not everyone who is inferior can come here."
The young man leaned back, respecting and thanking Jiang Pengji for the smell of alcohol, with an undisguised disgust on his face.
Jiang Pengji grinned suddenly, revealing a set of snow-white teeth, and her smile looked sinister and wanton.
Just when the two young men were running out of patience and wanted to push Jiang Pengji away, a snow-white foot suddenly enlarged.
"what-"
There was only a loud thud, and a huge splash of water splashed from the soup spring beside the water pavilion. Everyone watched as one of the young people was kicked down the water pavilion by the drunk boy, and the whole person overturned and fell into the soup spring. More importantly, The foot kicked in the face.
Because of the sudden action, the loose clothes on the young man's body suddenly couldn't fall off, the waistband was unraveled, the front of the clothes was open, revealing the body of white flowers. .
"What are you looking at! You also go down to me!"
Before anyone else could react, Jiang Pengji spun around and kicked the other young man into Tangquan.
Another plop, a huge splash of water, just fell on the body of the young man before, and the two rolled into a ball in the soup spring.
"Hahaha - does it look like a skinned frog?"
Jiang Pengji laughed wantonly, crossed the fence of the water pavilion, and stood on the rockery beside the water pavilion.
"What are you looking at, bring the wine here!" Jiang Pengji turned her head and scolded the stunned maid, "Bring the wine here!"
The maid woke up like a dream, but her mind has not yet woken up, and her feet have already retreated obediently. She completely forgot that the most correct thing to do at such a time was to persuade and eliminate the conflict between the two sides as much as possible, rather than "helping the emperor to abuse" and giving Jiang Pengji some wine.
"Who allowed you to pop your head out? Huh?"
Jiang Pengji smiled, stepped on one of them's head, and kicked him back to Tangquan, with undisguised malice and joy on his face.
"Who are you, you dare to move a little... uh..."
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Pengji stepped back into the soup spring with his foot, caught off guard, and choked a big mouthful of mouth and nose.
"Who am I?" Jiang Pengji took the wine jar handed over by the maid, slapped off the wine cap, raised her head and took a sip of wine, and stepped on one's head back into the water again, and the audience around the theater couldn't sit still. But no one dared to come up to stop Jiang Pengji.
Of those two young men, which one is the smaller
He was actually kicked into the soup spring by a half-year-old boy!
Even if the strange boy took an unexpected advantage, it could be seen that the opponent's force value was not low, and his legs were powerful.
Judging from the appearance of the young man, it was obvious that he was half-drunk and confused. If they stepped forward to fight, they were implicated by the enemy and me, and they were also kicked into the soup spring ashamedly. If they suffered such humiliating treatment, wouldn't they want to die of shame
"People are doing it, and the sky is watching. Haven't you brought your brains out? You don't even know what you have offended, and you still have the face to threaten me here. Who gave you the courage!" Jiang Pengji scolded sharply, with sharp eyebrows , with a bit of anger.
With such a performance, no one dared to step forward and fight, and they could only call the person in charge of the Tangquan building.
"... help, help..."
The two wanted to climb out of the Tangquan, but Jiang Pengji's legs were faster than their reaction speed, and their brains would be kicked stupidly.
In the end, I had no choice but to cry out for help in shame, naturally choking on a few more hot soup.
As soon as they opened their mouths to ask for help, Jiang Pengji laughed more and more arrogantly, her eyes as if she was looking at two mice fluttering in boiling water.
"Xiaolangjun, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. No matter what the grudge between Xiaolangjun and these two is huge, he shouldn't be so humiliated..."
Even though Jiang Pengji was "drunk", such arrogant and humiliating actions still touched the sensitive nerves of many people.
Jiang Pengji grinned and glared at the pleading guy with a stern look.
"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated?" She repeated sarcastically, and immediately said, "I also advise you, if you don't know the truth, come out and talk nonsense. The teachings of the saints are all read into the dog's stomach? I want to humiliate today. What can you say to these two?"