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Chapter 600: Selling miserable and pretending to be pitiful (1)

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"It's not fair—"

The first snow has fallen, and the snow is still increasing. Feng Zhen is so cold that he wants to shiver, and he can't stop groping his hands to keep warm.

Because he ate a lot of Hanshisan in his early years, his nails were unhealthy bluish-white, and his fingertips were oozing with a frightening coolness.

Jiang Pengji rode on Xiao Bai, and when she heard the words, she turned her head and asked him, "What's not fair?"

Fengzhen's eyes slanted back, and his hands were somewhat unskilled in grasping the reins to prevent the snow from falling into the collar.

"Why does Zi Xiaoneng nest in a carriage, and I have to ride a horse, and it is called body forging?"

The same are all sick seedlings, please don't treat them differently!

Thinking of the "unjust" treatment he encountered after leaving the city, Feng Zhen felt that he was full of grievances.

Feng Zhen has gradually quit Hanshi Powder, and now he won't have an addiction for more than half a month. Even if he is addicted, he can slowly get over it with his own will, but the damaged body still needs to be recuperated slowly. Every day Alcohol consumption is restricted.

I thought that I would be liberated when I came out, and I had a good time eating, drinking, and having fun. Who knew that my lord was biased to the horizon.

Wei Ci is a treasure, and he is a grass.

It is embodied in - riding a carriage, covering soup wives, enjoying small snacks... These benefits have nothing to do with him.

Jiang Pengji smiled, and her phoenix eyes narrowed in enjoyment.

She drove Mariu closer to Fengzhen, and said meaningfully, "Zishi, have you heard a word - honey for you, arsenic for the other?"

Fengzhen is also a wonderful person, and his understanding ability is not bad.

With a little doubt and confusion on his face, "You said that Zixiao also wants to change with me? Why?"

Riding a horse in winter is a kind of torture. There is still wind and snow outside, and no matter how many clothes are wrapped, it will feel cold to the bone.

Wei Ci's body and bones are only worse than his, so how could he be crazy and want to ride a horse

There was a slight smile on Jiang Pengji's lips, "That's it, you can't say it."

Feng Zhen thought about it for a while, still puzzled, and finally broke the jar.

He said, "It doesn't matter, I want to get in the carriage and enjoy happiness, and he also wants to suffer outside, so let's just switch positions and get the best of both worlds..."

Jiang Pengji made up the knife, "I won't allow it, he won't change it with you."

Fengzhen made a gesture of wanting to move forward and paused, and asked her lazily and directly, "Why?"

"He's prettier than you. If Zixiao's lips are frozen purple in the cold wind, I'll feel bad." Jiang Pengji laughed and joked, not concealing the essence of her face control, "If Zishi is shivering with cold, Not only will I not feel bad, I can laugh at you."

As long as it was something Jiang Pengji was unwilling to do, Wei Ci was obedient even though she objected to it in her heart.

Feng Zhen wanted to change positions with Wei Ci, but Jiang Pengji refused, and Wei Ci would never get out of the carriage.

The expression on Feng Zhen's face was almost unstoppable. He didn't expect that this lord would still owe a shameless mouth, and his skill at playing cheap was deeper than his.

He is not as good-looking as Wei Ci, but does a big man need to be so good-looking

Do you need it

The answer is needed, because this is a face-seeing world, and he also has a face-seeing protagonist.

The audience in the live broadcast room played a wave of "666" for Jiang Pengji's honesty, and by the way, they felt distressed by Fengzhen.

[Today's first update]: Hahaha - I like such an upright anchor the most, just say anything.

[Talent addiction is still big]: System - Your friend Fengzhen's favorability for you has dropped by 233 points, and he is currently in a state of hatred.

[Sanpai loses to fried]: Heartbroken, my lord. This face-seeing world is cold and unfeeling.

[Spring is sleepy, summer is lacking and autumn is powerless]: The anchor's upright mouth really won't make all your advisors go away

[Winter March when I can't wake up]: Everyday onlookers hate people. I can beat her, but I can beat her... Not yet born

It turns out that Feng is really a joker.

He often "provokes" Jiang Pengji, so she is not allowed to fight back

A flash of light flashed in Feng Zhen's mind, he whispered to her, raised his eyebrows, and looked at it with a bit of connotation.

He joked, "Could it be... the lord is good at it? This is not easy to handle. Zixiao still has to marry a wife and have children, and inherit the lineage."

Jiang Pengji gave him a disdainful look, "What are you carrying in your head? I can't just appreciate the beauty of others?"

Feng really couldn't take it anymore.

He thought about Wei Ci's face, it was amazing at first glance, but after getting familiar with it, he didn't feel anything.

Jiang Pengji added, "This is human nature. If it was you, would you be able to bear the beauty of being frozen in the cold wind?"

Beauty = Wei Ci

Feng Zhen seemed to have thought of something, and seriously examined Jiang Pengji, and said solemnly, "Zi Xiao is a real man, serious and sensitive, please tell me these jokes, my lord, I am just a prodigal son, and I don't care about meat and vegetables. Because I don't take it seriously, I don't have the taboo to talk about it. But if Zixiao listens, he doesn't say anything on the face, and he will definitely think about it in his heart... "

If Jiang Pengji behaved like this towards Wei Ci, it would definitely be death.

Seeing this, Jiang Pengji also replied, "I have my own measure, and I won't go too far. I have learned about Zixiao's temper a few years ago. How can I dare to deliberately mess up and make him angry? I'm just joking with you in private. It's just, you're not going to pass this on to him, are you?"

Wei Ci is a small public figure, Jiang Pengji will make small jokes, but she will never go too far and keep pinching the size.

Fengzhen was relieved to see that Jiang Pengji was serious.

If it was just a joke, he naturally wouldn't worry.

Alert lifted.

Feng Zhen teased, "The lord has good knowledge, and the appearance of filial piety is rare in the world. If you take him as the criterion, how many people in the world will be eclipsed."

Jiang Pengji secretly despised Fengzhen.

Just now, she had been solemnly admonishing her not to make too much trouble, then she turned her head and made fun of Wei Ci's appearance.

Jiang Pengji pouted when he heard Feng Fengzhen calling himself a prodigal son.

"Perennial Sleeping Flowers Suliu? You say that you are a prodigal son, and you are putting gold on your face."

When you get up, you are more rogue than a prodigal son.

Feng Zhen had an expression of "you are a hairy boy who doesn't understand the taste of it", "Children don't understand, this is called maturity. When the lord is old and knows the little things between men and women, he will not say that. Life In this world, the first thing is food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and the second thing is to eat, drink, and have fun. The sage also said, food, sex, sex. Men like women when they are old, and women like men, how normal."

Jiang Pengji complained coldly, "According to you, are those men who like men normal?"

Feng Zhen tutted and said in disgust, "I'm not good at being masculine, but masculinity is also 'sexy', which is naturally normal."

Jiang Pengji was speechless, this man was so thick-skinned that he could block the energy cannon.

She frowned, thinking about one thing, "You said, if you have a conflict with someone, how should you coax them back?"

Feng Zhen smelled the gossip, "Is there a conflict?"