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Chapter 755: Sir, let me tell you a joke

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A famous teacher

Her will is the most reasonable reason.

For Jiang Pengji, the strategy of relying on the emperor to command the princes is more tasteless than tasteless.

Holding the young emperor not only will not bring her any benefits, it will also become a drag on self-restraint.

Therefore, even if the audience in the live broadcast room insisted on persuading her to give the emperor a try to make the princes feel, Jiang Pengji was indifferent.

"Bo Gao, are you alright?"

Jiang Pengji stretched out her hand in front of Huang Song, and the other party stretched out his hand blankly, and she pulled him up with all her strength.

"Thank you Lanting."

Huang Song breathed a long sigh of relief, and was about to raise his hand to wipe off the sweat, but was embarrassed to find that the sleeves were all stained with blood, and the urge to vomit came up again. He hurriedly apologized, turned around and vomited again, this time even the acid water was gone, only the uncomfortable retching was left.

As for the fact that Jiang Pengji is a woman, Huang Song even forgot the back of his head, or he didn't have the extra mental energy to think about it.

When the old woman tore up several imperial guards alive, Yang Jian used his body to protect the young emperor.

"Liu Zhongqing... Is that really your daughter?"

Yang Jian belongs to the military attache, and his official rank is not at the same level as Liu She. Taking advantage of the chaotic scene, he took the opportunity to get close to Liu She and ask a question.

Liu She raised her lips and smiled calmly, and choked on the other side as soon as she said it, "It's not my daughter, could it be yours?"

Yang Jian almost broke his merits, "Who is arguing with you? It's clearly asking you seriously."

"Lanting is naturally my daughter. She has suffered for her to show her in men's clothes these years." Liu She said calmly.

Yang Jian was speechless, and his expression became very strange.

Liu She asked him, "What? Your expression is so weird. Could it be that you suffered a loss in Lanting's hands and feel very frustrated now?"

Yang Jian snorted and turned his head, ignoring Liu She.

However, Liu She did speak his mind.

After losing to a young man, Yang Jian could still open-mindedly say that the waves behind him push the waves ahead. Now he told him that the boy who defeated him was a 29-year-old girl. While Yang Jian was surprised, he also had some indescribable frustration.

However, when he recalled the scene in which Jiang Pengji murdered with an ivory wat board, he had to accept it.

With such divine power and skill, he was not wronged to lose.

Huangmen and the imperial guards cleaned up the old woman's body, wiped the blood on the ground, and the young emperor was also carried to change into a dungeon suit. The emperor was scared to pee, and it didn't sound very good at all. It would be too absurd to continue the court meeting with a piss-smelling gown.

With the help of the incense burner, the blood in the air was diluted a lot, but the thrilling scene just now was deeply imprinted in the minds of the ministers.

The ministers returned to their respective positions, and Yang Tao patted his chest with a little fear, "Father, is this Liu Xi really a woman?"

Yang Jian covered it slightly with the ivory wat board in his hand, and turned his head to Yang Tao and said, "Liu Zhongqing has admitted it, how can it be fake?"

Yang Tao's eyes widened in astonishment, and he swallowed nervously.

He remembered Jiang Pengji's ruthlessness in killing people on the battlefield, and felt unacceptable.

"It's hard to imagine, he was a heroic man, how did he become a daughter's house?"

Yang Jian's army has cooperated with Jiang Pengji, and Yang Tao likes to dance with knives and guns. He has always referred to Jiang Pengji as his brother and confidant.

"What's wrong with my daughter's house?" Yang Jian glared at his useless son angrily, "It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, what matters is that he's a Maruzhou shepherd now! Look at you, if Shaoyang wasn't busy I'll help you in a hurry, my father wouldn't dare to take you out of the house."

Yang Tao's temperament made Yang Jian extremely worried.

The son who has given up, if it wasn't for Yan Lin, a caring nanny and close friend, who would have dared to bring Yang Tao out

He has only been such a son in his life, and he is really afraid that his son will be too lackluster and toss himself to death.

Yang Tao bowed his head in grievance, and his expression made Yang Jian want to hit someone.

"Look at the father, you are more like a noble girl than that Liu Zhongqing's daughter! The elders are wronged, raise your head!"

Yang Tao suffers daily grievances.

On the other side, Wuma, who had managed to escape from danger, returned to his position, and the surrounding ministers moved out, avoiding him like a snake and a scorpion.

Although Wuma Sheng always said that he was wronged, the scene just now was too intrusive, and the ministers had a psychological shadow.

Xu Pei was silent, Xu Fei seemed to remember something, raised his hand and poked his cousin's waist with the wat board.

"What?" Xu Pei glared at him.

Xu Fei raised his eyebrows and said gloatingly, "Brother Pei, if I remember correctly, you seem to have asked the dancer to serve Liu Xi before?"

Xu Pei's face darkened.

It's okay for Xu Fei not to mention that, but when he mentions it, he gets angry.

All of them are the children of the Xu family, and the yin man behind Xu Fei's moves is too damaging.

Xu Pei has always believed that Xu Fei once made an obstacle and alienated him and Liu's father and daughter, and now naturally he will not give Xu Fei a good face.

"Hmph, you remember correctly. So what? There are men who are prevalent outside, so you don't allow Liu Xi to like women? Such a thing is also worthy of your surprise, as if you have never seen the world." Xu Pei was in a slightly bad mood. The cousin of his pig teammate, he was just stupid once or twice. He demolished his platform just now, and he missed an opportunity to make Liu's father and daughter owe favor.

Xu Fei wanted to see his cousin embarrassed, but he didn't expect that he had a bad temper, so he spat on him instead.

This time, Xu Fei also snorted coldly, and the two brothers continued to look at each other with disgust.

As the party being discussed, Jiang Pengji was very calm.

This time, she took down the appointment of Maruzhou Shepherd safely, and the courtiers couldn't get jealous, and they slammed them one by one like a background board.

Dare to be jealous

Thinking back to the old woman just now, she was still alive in the blink of an eye, but turned into a pile of broken corpses in the blink of an eye.

They are all ordinary people, and their bodies are not as tough as the evil spirits and ghosts. They don't need five wat boards, and one can send them back to the west.

The court meeting ended abruptly, and the hundred officials and courtiers also floated out of the hall in a fog.

Within half a day, the news that Jiang Pengji was a woman spread throughout the entire Chenzhou Imperial City like wings.

"Hahaha - Mr. Yang, Mr. Feng, I heard a very funny joke today!"

Li Yun and other generals lived in the camp outside the city, but after the training, there was nothing to do, so he went into the city for a walk.

Halfway through, Li Yun heard a particularly funny news, and immediately came over to share with Yang Si and Feng Zhen.

When Yang Si was not there, Feng Zhen nibbled on the scallion cake in one hand, while running a pen, when he heard Li Yun's laughter, he almost made a typo.

"What a funny joke, let me hear it sir."

Feng Zhen put down the pen, stuffed the last slice of scallion cake into his mouth, and took a sip of tea to moisten his mouth.

"Someone outside said that our lord is a woman, hahaha, is it funny, sir?"

Feng Zhen looked at Li Yun with pity, as if caring for his mentally handicapped child.

Li Yun smiled and found that Feng Zhen didn't laugh along, and he stopped boringly.

"Do you think this joke is not funny, sir?"

"This is the reality, the lord is a woman, why are you laughing?"

Li Yun: "..."

Wait, is he still dreaming