After finishing class at the school the next day, Ren Baqian rushed out of the city with two skunk bombs in his back pocket with his guards.
As a result, when I went outside the city, I saw that there were quite a few people.
Dozens of burly men with bald heads or braids and horses on their arms stood there. I have to say that Dayao's officials are really idle...
The two ministers, Tong Zhenye and Qin Chuan, were staring at each other, surrounded by secretaries of the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of War, and two ministers, a group of people were laughing and laughing there.
Not far away stood Xuanhua, Minister of Rites, Minister of Judgment, Zhuoyan, Minister of Officials, Xiong Yaohe, who rarely dealt with each other, as well as the Taichang Division, Honglu Division, Public Security Division, Supervision Division, Metropolitan Division, Sifeng Division, and Si Xun. Secretary, Kaogong Division and other Secretary.
Except for the big executives, the young executives, and the people from the household department, they are almost all there.
Ren Baqian reckoned that if this skunk bomb was thrown there, the whole army of Dayao's senior management would be wiped out.
At first, he thought that Tong Zhenye would do his own crimes and bring a few small fish and shrimps, but he didn't expect so many people to come.
It is easier to understand if Qin Chuan is here.
But is the curiosity of others too strong
It can only be said that it is not unreasonable that there are few people in the ancient race!
"Master Ren is here!" Fenghou laughed when he saw Ren Baqian approaching from a distance, and he came in front of Ren Baqian in a few dodges.
"Why are there so many people?" Ren Baqian was also a little dizzy, think about it, a skunk bomb wiped out the top management of Dayao, how these people will think of themselves in the future.
"Master Tong and Lord Qin are betting on who can bear Lord Ren's stench. After the news spread, other adults are also curious about how Lord Ren stinks Xia Baichong to death!" All the meat is jumping there.
Ren Baqian pondered for a while, and felt that there was something wrong with this statement. What is my stink? He said it as if he stinks all over his body.
He glanced at Fenghou with a sinister face, and then at the crowd in the field: "How do Tong Shangshu and Qin Shangshu bet?"
"Anyone who can't bear it, should stay away from each other within a month!" Fenghou said.
Ren Baqian's embarrassing look on his face, these two are really warriors!
If a person smells this smell, he must run away.
But if two people bet against each other, whoever runs away first will lose... Thinking about the consequences, I feel terrible!
"Lord Ren, the old man and others have been waiting for a long time, let the old man see your smell!" Tong Zhenye turned his head and laughed at Ren Baqian.
"Renfu, I have been waiting for a long time." Everyone bowed their hands.
"Finally caught this opportunity today, old man, you will stay away from me when you see me!" Qin Chuan sneered.
"Who is the old man calling?" Tong Zhenye turned to Qin Chuan and asked contemptuously.
"Old man calling you!" Qin Chuan fell into the same pit countless times.
Ren Baqian smiled back at the crowd, walked into the crowd, took out two skunk bombs from his back waist and gestured: "Pull this apart and throw it under your feet."
"Won't it explode?" Tong Zhenye asked with a foxy expression. He always thought it would explode when he saw this thing!
"It's not a bomb, how is it possible? Besides, even if it blows up, it's nothing to the bosses."
While speaking, he handed things to the two people, one in each hand, and Ren Baqian cupped his hands towards the crowd: "Everyone, do your work first, I have something important to go back to see Your Majesty!"
After speaking, he turned and ran, as if being chased by a dog.
He was afraid that if someone retaliated against him and threw himself at the location where the skunk bomb was thrown, he would never want to experience the smell again after smelling it once.
"It turned out to be like this, did you pull this away?" Tong Zhenye fiddled with the skunk bomb, pulled the pull ring away and threw it at his feet.
Qin Chuan did the same, and then the two stared at each other.
Within 5 seconds, an extremely strong smell that made people suffocate and cry permeated.
The people around immediately fried the pot and ran away.
It was really like a bomb exploded at the scene, and dozens of people were shot all around immediately.
Throwing up while running, all of them looked as if they had eaten Xiang Xiang. Sure enough, the stench that can kill Xia Baichong is definitely not easy.
Only Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye were left standing there with green faces, staring at each other. While smelling the suffocating stench, they felt countless sledgehammers being swung at their foreheads, and gold stars appeared in front of them. , I felt my nose and tears couldn't help but flow down.
"Sure enough, it's the smell that can kill Xia Baichong... vomit—" Tong Zhenye's face was as if someone had kicked his crotch dozens of times, turning blue and green for a while, but he couldn't run away .
He almost ran away just now, but subconsciously pulled his legs and remembered the bet for a moment, and stayed there abruptly.
Losing is not terrible, but losing to the old enemy in front of you is not enough to die.
"Hmph, can't you hold on? If you can't hold on, get out of here, vomit—you can just stay away from the old man in the future!" Qin Chuan's face was similar to that of Tong Zhenye, and he insisted on gritting his teeth.
"Of course the old man is fine, but you are an old man. If you can't hold on, don't hold on, and you will end up like Xia Baichong!" Tong Zhenye squeezed his words out through his teeth with his eyes widened.
"Master Ren's stench is extraordinary, if you can't stand it anymore, just ask for forgiveness, and the old man doesn't want you to back away!" Qin Chuan also stared at Tong Zhenye viciously with rounded eyes.
"Haha, old man, I, Tong Zhenye, can't even bear this smell. On the contrary, if you can't hold on anymore and leave, the old man will let you go, don't want you to back away!" Tong Zhenye wanted The heroic Qianyun laughed out loud, but almost spat it out when he opened his mouth, and finally had to force a dry smile.
Seeing that they couldn't convince each other, the two stared at each other while enduring the stench that was beyond the limit.
"Old bastard, you are dragging me even to death, I will definitely not let you go." Tong Zhenye cursed in his heart, feeling like tears were about to flow out.
"The old man is still holding on, I don't believe you can hold on!" Qin Chuan was also thinking in his heart.
The eyes of the two were staring like copper bells, and the two iron cylinders under their feet were still emitting that smell, making the surrounding smell more intense.
"Hahaha, do you dare to take a big breath?" Tong Zhenye suddenly found that Qin Chuan's chest did not rise and fall, and suddenly laughed.
"Why don't you dare?" After Qin Chuan said, he took a deep breath, and then his stomach churned, and he almost vomited out his breakfast...but he swallowed it forcefully again! The smell of stomach acid was still coming out from between the teeth, and he said sinisterly: "Old man, do you dare to take a big breath?"
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The others had already fled far away, but even if they were out of range, they could still smell the stench on their bodies, as if the stench was like tarsal maggots.
Turning their heads to look at Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye who were still standing there, everyone couldn't help admiring: "The two adults are very human!"
After that, he ran home and took a shower.
Ren Baqian ran all the way back to the city, raised his head on the city wall and looked into the distance, and saw two figures still standing there motionless.
Ren Baqian was also in admiration: "These two are really warriors!"
Bathing in the so-called Rexiang Pit may not be as courageous as the two people outside the city, at least I can't do it myself.
It's just that I don't know how long it will take for these two people to stand there like this, and how long it will take to wash off the smell on their bodies, so I should hurry up and notify the Empress to give these two people a holiday!
Otherwise, there is no need to stay in the main hall tomorrow morning.