The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 582: I am Doudou

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It was already mid-December in this world, but the sun was still hanging overhead like a furnace.

The hot weather throughout the year is wrong, it is two seasons a year.

A rainy season and a dry season.

Even in the rainy season, the weather is sultry and hot. As for the dry season, it makes people sweat profusely outside.

"ah ah"

A man's voice came from the training ground in the palace.

At this time, Ren Baqian was making a split-horse movement with his legs forward and backward on the hot stone slab, and he bent the leg behind him to reach his neck.

When he came here now, his legs hurt, as if they were about to be torn apart.

Another feeling is the sadness of Eggy.

It's really sad.

Eggy clinging to the hot slate, Ren Baqian inexplicably remembered the legendary slate fried eggs!

How ridiculous it is for a man who is 1.75 meters tall and weighs 220 kilograms to make such a move!

"Your body is too stiff, hold on for another five minutes. Doing this every day will soften your body, and you will be able to get twice the result with half the effort if you practice hunting again." eight thousand.

Behind her are two maids, Qingyuan and Hongluan, who are smiling like flowers.

Ren Baqian was crying, who did he provoke? Didn't it just say that on the roof of the main hall that day, but the next day the empress actually changed to use a whip as she said...

Whenever I want to put the back leg down, the queen's whip will slam on the stone slab next to me with a crackling sound, and a crack will be drawn out of the whole slate... You know, it's a full two inches thick Slate!

"Your Majesty...it's almost ripe..." Ren Baqian said aggrievedly.

"Order to go on, apply comfrey ointment to him before practice tomorrow!" the empress said to Hongluan.

"Yes, Your Majesty." Hongluan pursed her lips and smiled.

"Forget it, I can hold on!" Ren Baqian's face suddenly changed.

Comfrey paste is probably equivalent to the wind oil essence in this world, and it has a little more effect. However, Ren Baqian absolutely didn't want to experience it a second time when Fengyoujing was applied on the balls.

After finally holding on for the past five minutes, Ren Baqian jumped up and ran to the chair next to the empress to lie down, and then took a big mouthful of iced juice, finally feeling alive.

The canopy supported by Qingyuan and Hongluan also took advantage of the situation to block him in the shadow.

"I thought I almost died." Ren Baqian heaved a sigh of relief.

"It's not that I want to look at you, it's that you are too lazy." The Empress said helplessly beside her. Ren Baqian is fine in other aspects, but he is too lazy in martial arts. It is better to practice "Ruyi Guan" because it is the root after all. As for other boxing skills, I don't pay much attention to them at all.

For a full year, the only thing he could do was probably the killing punch.

The hunter technique that the Empress valued the most has been progressing slowly. Let Baqian practice it by himself, and give up as soon as it reaches a certain pain level.

Therefore, the empress had no choice but to stare at Ren Baqian here, even using the whip.

But the Empress thinks it's fun to use a whip.

"But I see His Majesty is very happy when he swings the whip!" Ren Baqian had a resentful expression on his face.

Qing Yuan pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Master Ren's treatment is unique, His Majesty doesn't care so much about others."

Ren Baqian sighed quietly, this is life.

The hardest thing to bear is the grace of a beauty, is that what you say? But the kindness of the empress is extremely hard to bear!

When having dinner with the Empress at night, Ren Baqian said: "Your Majesty, do you want to experience the atmosphere of the Earth's New Year? It is completely different from Dayao, there are no skeletons all over the wall that sway with the wind, and the atmosphere is much more normal. "

The empress pondered for a while: "Is the performance of "Luo Shen" over?"

"The last two episodes should come out!" Ren Baqian's face turned dark immediately, Your Majesty, are you still thinking about following the drama

"Then let's go." The empress thought for a while. Otherwise, he would have to download it and bring it back when Ren Baqian came back.

Ren Baqian opened his mouth, where did that cold-faced His Majesty go? How did you become a drama fanatic

"Your Majesty, I'm going back to my house for the Chinese New Year this time, and I'll see my parents!" Ren Baqian still took a vaccination to avoid any unforeseen circumstances after returning.

"Last time I met, although she was quiet, she was very kind." The empress thought for a while, and he still remembered Ren Baqian's parents.

"That's being reticent in front of you, they are usually so easygoing! Especially my father!" Ren Baqian's words turned around in his mind but did not come out.

The Empress didn't respond.

This year, I can take the empress back to celebrate the new year, which is not bad, as long as my parents don't dare to take a breath like last time.

The two of them returned to Earth in Ren Baqian's room. As more and more people filled the house, every time he shuttled back and forth, the living room became his own bedroom.

The two only saw the surrounding air distort, the environment changed, and then there was the noise from downstairs, like a vegetable market!

I can still vaguely hear the voice of "Four Twos! Xiaoyao!"

The two changed their clothes, and the empress immediately changed from the monarch of a country to the image of an urban beauty. She was wearing a long red dress, well, it was always red, and the flat cloth shoes, the old Beijing cloth shoes, were worn by the empress to the top of the world. Comes with a luxury brand feel.

The hair was scattered down casually, spreading like a waterfall on the back.

"Hello boss, hello lady boss!" The mountain children who stayed on the earth are no longer six muscular men, but sixteen... When they saw the two coming down the stairs, the sofa rattled, and the wine bottles It fell all over the floor, and two decks of playing cards were scattered.

Think about the scene of sixteen big men weighing 300 jin drinking there. The small Ding Jie is sandwiched inside, like bean sprouts, his face is painted with bastards, and he looks aggrieved Followed by "Boss and Boss"

Sixteen people's faces were all clean, only Ding Jie's face was painted with bastards... he almost lost his face.

Ren Baqian wondered if they were playing a game where whoever wins could draw a bastard on his face...

Ren Baqian really couldn't bear to ask why only Ding Jie's face was covered with bastards, and he couldn't bear to think whether he should be given a raise in salary. But thinking about it, he seemed to call the boss lady just now, um, let's forget about the salary increase.

"It's Chinese New Year the day after tomorrow, you won't go back?" Ren Baqian looked at Ding Jie and asked.

"The plane tomorrow morning." Ding Jie said immediately.

Ren Baqian nodded, then called Shen Feng and asked her to book two round-trip air tickets.

After making the phone call, the dozen or so flying riders also cleaned up the area around the sofa, and Ren Baqian sat lazily on the sofa: "You guys can't eat, sleep and play Doudou here every day, you have to do something. "

"Boss, who is Doudou?" Sixteen flying knights asked curiously.

"I'm Doudou!" Ding Jie said in grief and indignation with a bastard face on his face.

Thinking of this incident, he is like a bitter woman. This is simply a tragedy. What about the impoverished children in the mountain villages that were promised at the beginning... How did it become like this

"Ahem!" Ren Baqian coughed. "I originally wanted to set up a security company, but after much deliberation, let's build a few martial arts gyms! It's more suitable for you to play!"

Ren Baqian's original purpose was not to bring a dozen flying knights to guard the gate, but to form some forces of his own so that he would not be tied down in doing things.

Now these flying knights have stayed here for more than a year for the longest time, and they also understand the basic situation of the earth.

It's time to let them out.

"Where is "Luo Shen"? Help me find it." The empress poked Ren Baqian and said, half of Ren Baqian's body went numb.

Ren Baqian found "Luo Shen" for the empress, and then continued to say to everyone with a calm face: "You probably know something. And Ding Jie, you don't have to be idle when the time comes, I will arrange for you..."

"Why can I only watch for six minutes?" The Empress poked Ren Baqian again.

Half of Ren Baqian's body was numb again...

Glancing at the Empress with resentment, she took the phone over and looked at it: "Your membership has expired, just recharge it!"

After finishing all this, Ren Baqian looked up at the people who were standing by him, opened his mouth, and suddenly forgot what he was going to say just now.

"Forget it, let's talk about it after the new year." Ren Baqian waved his hand.