"Brother, are you back? Going to have dinner tonight? Okay." Ren Wannian was a little surprised when he received the call. These days, my brother has been disappearing at every turn, and he only shows up once every ten days and a half months, and he doesn't answer the phone. No matter.
Finally got to catch someone again.
Putting down the phone and thinking about it, my girlfriend seems to have misunderstood my brother a lot.
But it can't always be like this! After all, one side is my girlfriend and the other side is my brother! I still have to find a way to solve this misunderstanding.
Both parties are now in the magic capital, so they can't stay away from each other forever, can they
Do you want to take your girlfriend with you at night, so that you can get in touch with my brother a few more times, and she will know what kind of person he is.
Thinking of this, I called Zhou Qingyun: "Qingyun, go to my brother's for dinner tonight, you should go too."
"Don't go!" Zhou Qingyun refused without even thinking about it. It is enough to go there once, it is like a gathering place for a group of thugs.
Although I don't know what kind of background they have, but in today's society, it is not good to get too close to these people.
"Qingyun, you really misunderstood..." Ren Wannian explained to his girlfriend for a long time, and finally persuaded her.
"Okay." After all, Zhou Qingyun's heart was softened by Ren Wannian. Although her thoughts would not change in the slightest, she was her boyfriend after all, so let's just go there once.
"I'll tell my brother, I'll accompany you to buy clothes in a while." Ren Wannian said happily when his girlfriend let go.
"No, I'm still at work. I'm not as free as you. I haven't passed my internship yet. Come and pick me up tonight." Zhou Qingyun said.
"good."
"It's your boyfriend again?" A girl laughed behind Zhou Qingyun.
"Well, go to his brother's for dinner tonight." Zhou Qingyun said casually.
"Your boyfriend's family is very rich. What does his brother do? Does he have a girlfriend?" The girl started gossiping immediately.
"It's okay... his brother... I don't know what to do... But I have a girlfriend, prettier than a celebrity." Zhou Qingyun said, the red dress she saw in the villa last time appeared in her mind A woman, even if she is a girl, is amazing.
Thinking about that brother Ren Wannian again, Zhou Qingyun shook her head immediately.
"She was teasing you two, this is a cow bone!" Ren Wannian, who weighs more than two hundred catties and occasionally shows a look of fierceness on his face, said these words flatly, holding the bone between two fingers, She still remembers it to this day.
After that, she checked the Internet many times and confirmed that it was a human skull, and she was definitely not wrong.
However, the other side seems to be very powerful, the villa has obviously killed people, and the house is full of guns, they don't even care about it at all.
But Zhou Qingyun firmly believes that even if she really has the status of a state agency, such words and deeds are by no means kind, and it is better to avoid dealing with them.
Ren Wannian who hung up the phone happily walked around the room twice before calling Ren Baqian.
Naturally, Ren Baqian had nothing wrong with him. He had no impression of his younger brother's girlfriend. He just met them once and didn't pay much attention to them. Now he has almost forgotten them all.
I just know that my younger brother has a girlfriend, so if you want to bring it for dinner, just bring it.
"Ten thousand years to eat tonight." Ren Baqian said to the empress after hanging up the phone.
"Oh." The empress leaned lazily on the sofa, and threw the phone to Ren Baqian, "I want to watch "The Legend of Han Paopao Xiuxian". I only watched 6 episodes before, and I still like it very much."
"Nangongwan's character is too ugly. Without a face like His Majesty's, who would dare to say she is beautiful?" Ren Baqian took the phone and sat beside the empress with a smile.
"I'm beautiful?" The Empress tilted her head and looked at Ren Baqian, her eyes flickering.
"The beauty in the world!" Ren Baqian said affirmatively. "Except for His Majesty, no one else deserves this word."
"Hmph!" The Empress hummed twice happily through her nose.
"Cultivating immortals is quite interesting. Are there really people who can cultivate immortals in your world?" the empress asked curiously.
Ren Baqian originally wanted to say of course not, but inexplicably thought of the monk in the north, and changed his words: "Maybe there is, but it's definitely not the same as in the TV series."
"Do you think these immortal cultivators can beat me?" the empress asked excitedly as she stood up.
"With His Majesty's strength, even according to the fictitious division, it is at least equivalent to the Jindan level, right? If you go further, you will be at the Nascent Soul level. Even in the world of cultivating immortals, you are still a hero!" Ren Baqian thought about it seriously.
"But the world of cultivation, even if it really exists, it won't be like in the TV series, otherwise the earth would have been gone, so your majesty's strength is also a hero among immortal cultivators, and is admired by hundreds of millions of people."
"I really want to see and see." The empress said, leaning back on the sofa again, she was also yearning for the magnificent world of self-cultivation in TV dramas.
After a while, Ren Baqian found out "The Legend of Han Paopao Xiuxian" for the empress, and went down to the second floor with ice cream and snacks.
"Your Majesty, open your mouth!" Ren Baqian held the wooden handle of the ice cream with two fingers and shook it above the empress' forehead.
"ah-"
swallow-
The empress swallowed the ice cream in Ren Baqian's hand with one mouthful, and then spit out an ice cream stick.
"Eating too fast will cool your stomach." Ren Baqian smiled gently.
"I'm not afraid!" The empress kept her eyes on the phone, and suddenly sat up and reached out to grab Ren Baqian's collar: "Look with me."
"Okay!" Ren Baqian said with a smile.
Well, one person can lie on the sofa, if two people lie there... Although it's a bit crowded, it's still a wonderful thing.
"I'm on the sofa, you lie on the ground so you can see it." The empress directly dragged Ren Baqian to the ground, then fell back on the sofa, holding the phone in one hand.
Ren Baqian was lying on the sofa with one hand behind his head, his eyes turned around on the phone, and then he moved his eyes to the side face of the Empress.
After an unknown amount of time, Ren Baqian murmured, "I can't get enough of it in a lifetime!"
"What?" The empress tilted her head and looked at him out of the corner of her eyes.
"I can't get enough of this side face." Ren Baqian stretched out his fingers to caress the corners of the empress' eyes, and then drew an arc from the corners of the eyes to his chin.
It feels like touching Wen Yu on the fingertips.
"If one day you don't want to watch it, I will bury you under the palace." The empress' voice was full of inexplicable emotion.
"I want to see ten thousand years!" Ren Baqian laughed.
"Well, I'm sure." The empress said lightly.
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"My brother is very nice, don't think about it. You see, my brother is running a serious martial arts gym. Haven't you been there too?" Ren Wannian and Zhou Qingyun were sitting in the car, Ren Wannian was still in the car. Say good things about your brother.
"Okay, I get it, don't say any more." Zhou Qingyun covered her head and said. The martial arts school is a serious martial arts school, and people are not serious people!
The two walked up Sheshan all the way, and when they turned into the gate, they saw more than a dozen balls placed on the ground in the yard...
"What's this? A flower pot?" Ren Wannian laughed casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, his eyeballs were rounded, and he stepped on the brake with a stunned expression.
What kind of flower pot is on the ground, it turned out to be more than a dozen human heads...
The dozen or so heads turned their heads and stared fiercely: "Be careful, kid!"
In the dark night, there were more than a dozen human heads on the ground in the yard, and the heads could talk... That scene... Ren Wannian's hairs stood up in an instant... A chill rushed from the tailbone to the back of the head.
"Head...head..." Zhou Qingyun opened her mouth, rolled her eyes and passed out.