The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 730: Tossing and turning

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Back in the stone house, Ren Baqian felt a little distracted when he heard the empress breathing on the bed.

Except when I was injured and the two slept in the wilderness, and even the hotel suites were one mile apart after that, it was rare for them to be so close at this time.

"Your Majesty!" Ren Baqian called softly.

"What's the matter?" The empress' voice came from the bed.

"It just came to my mind that Ru Xinzhe and Lin Qiaole lived in the palace for a long time, and they don't seem to know much about gender, but His Majesty is very strict in etiquette. Who taught His Majesty?" Ren Baqian looked puzzled, eyes filled smirk.

"Isn't it normal?" the empress asked back on the bed.

Ren Baqian touched his chin: "Normal is normal, I just feel... Could it be that His Majesty has read the little yellow book?"

"What is a little yellow book?" The empress was stunned for a moment, but did not respond.

"It's the kind of book about men and women..." Ren Baqian laughed.

"Kah..."

Ren Baqian heard the sound of the bed board cracking...

"Bang!" The empress threw the wooden pillow directly at Ren Baqian, and bounced off between the legs lying sprawled there with the sound of the wind.

Ren Baqian broke out in a cold sweat: "Calm down, Your Majesty, I'm just asking casually!"

The empress sat up straight from the bed, her eyes were smoldering in the darkness, and she said in a bad tone: "How do you know that Xinzhe and Lin Qiaole don't understand the relationship between men and women?"

Ren Baqian was startled and almost bit his own tongue.

I wanted to make fun of it, but in the end I buried myself a big thunder! Or a nuclear mine!

Ren Baqian's mind was spinning rapidly, and he felt that his brain was running faster than the i9 processor.

After much deliberation, I felt that there was no way around this matter. After all, that was the end of the story, so I had to avoid the seriousness and said lightly: "Because these two people are not very shy when changing clothes."

Anyway, you can't talk about the electric shock! The electric shock was actually nothing, but the heartbreaking reactions made him feel extra guilty.

"Have you seen it?" Empress Sen Leng asked.

"Your Majesty threw the two of them to me when he returned to Earth, and I threw them clothes, but they changed into them on the spot, which shocked me!" Ren Baqian said honestly. "It's really not my fault! I was also shocked at the time."

The words are true... When the empress asked, she could also confirm that she hadn't done anything anyway.

The empress snorted softly, lay back on the bed, and stared at the roof with her eyes open.

Ren Baqian turned around and sat up looking at the empress on the bed, without saying a word, just looking at her like that.

After a long time, the Empress couldn't stand it anymore, she looked at him out of the corner of her eyes: "What are you looking at?"

"I just want to see it! I like it!" Ren Baqian said softly.

"You look at me like that, I can't sleep." The empress didn't know whether she was happy or not to be looked at like this, she always felt a little uncomfortable all over, but listening to those words, she didn't hate it in her heart.

"Since you can't sleep, let's... talk!" Ren Baqian almost suggested truth or dare with a twist of his mouth, and finally dispelled the idea of seeking death.

"Didn't you talk enough during the day?" the empress asked back.

"Talk about the daytime during the day, and talk about the nighttime at night! It's different!" Ren Baqian said. Of course it's different. At night, a lonely man and a widow are in the same room, can they speak the same words as during the day

The empress felt uncomfortable being stared at by him, so she had no choice but to say: "What do you want to say?"

"How many children does Your Majesty like to have?" The empress almost became angry again as soon as Ren Baqian opened his mouth.

"When Your Majesty gets married, do you want to pardon the world?" Ren Baqian immediately changed the subject after molesting her.

The ancient people are very strange. For example, the common cases of robbing civilian women on earth are extremely rare. Logically speaking, in such a world with high force, there should be many such cases.

In fact, there are many things like Daxia and Izumo.

But it is extremely rare in the ancient race.

Just like spending time and drinking in brothels in Lancheng, they are all limited to touching and hugging, and rarely spend the night or do certain indescribable things.

It seems that the ancient people's desire for this aspect is much lower than that of ordinary people.

The low fertility rate of the ancient people is not only a strong individual that causes fertility difficulties, but this also accounts for a very important factor.

And the ancients almost never stole.

The most common criminals of the ancient people were those who caused serious injury or death due to fighting.

A general fight is three whips, the kind of tail whip with barbs, once the whip is pulled down, it will be impossible to see immediately.

But if it causes serious injury or death, then it will be six months to five years in prison.

If it is intentional killing, it depends on the severity of the situation, ranging from ten years to beheading.

But this is very rare.

The ancient people are vicious externally, but internally they generally act according to their own set of moral standards.

The Empress felt a little strange after hearing Ren Baqian's words: "Why?"

"Happy! On such a festive day, we must let the whole world celebrate together, right?"

"Then the victim doesn't want to blame me for being unfair?" the empress shook her head.

Ren Baqian shrugged when he heard the words, he was just saying it casually.

"Will I be the prince after the wedding?" Ren Baqian asked again with a smile.

"Of course, my husband-in-law is the prince." The Empress said as it should.

"Then what's the good of the prince?"

"Marrying me is the greatest benefit!" A smile appeared on the Empress's face, because she remembered Ren Baqian's saying that she would marry him, and the elder Shi Qing was furious.

I've never seen such a shameless person!

Ren Baqian laughed, this is indeed the greatest benefit.

"In addition to this benefit, it is the responsibility. The burden of the ancient people is on my shoulders, and it is also on your shoulders."

"To like someone is to like everything about her, including all her advantages and disadvantages, as well as her responsibilities and burdens! This is what a famous person said." Ren Baqian said softly.

"My heart was moved by what I said. What is this person's name? Hearing this, he is a responsible person."

"Ren Baqian!"

The empress wanted to laugh a little, but she was shameless again.

"It's a bit cold in the mountains at night!" Ren Baqian said while crossing his arms.

The Empress didn't bother to talk to him, not to mention that she wasn't cold at all, even if it was really cold, she wouldn't feel anything with his strength.

Seeing that the empress ignored him, Ren Baqian could only lay down on the ground again, with his hands folded behind his head and looking at the roof, he remembered something: "Your Majesty, after the big wedding, we will hold a wedding on Earth!"

Originally, I wanted to hold a thank-you banquet, but after thinking about it, I only wanted to hold a thank-you banquet. The family asked where the wedding was held, where was the natal family, what did I say? You don't let your family know about the wedding, what does that look like

But I can't say that my mother's family is on an alien planet!

"Hmm!" The Empress responded softly. Although she didn't like this matter, she let Ren Baqian do it.

Although she is an emperor, she can always think of Ren Baqian.

Ren Baqian always felt that this was extremely rare.

"For a wedding, you must have some people from your natal family, right?" Ren Baqian imagined bringing dozens of sultry-faced flying riders there... Most people probably wouldn't dare to enter that door.

But if one doesn't have one, it's too ugly and invites people to gossip. It doesn't matter to me, my parents probably want to complain about me.

Why don't you let Yang Sen pretend to be his mother's family

This can be studied.

While thinking about the wedding on Earth, Ren Baqian was lying on the ground and rolling while listening to the breathing of the empress... keep rolling... and then roll again...

The empress was lying on the bed listening to Ren Baqian's breathing, and at the same time was thinking about the wedding - no matter what kind of woman she is, the wedding is the most important thing.

As a result, Ren Baqian kept rolling on the ground, the empress stretched out her hand to touch it and realized that the pillow was thrown down by herself just now, there was nothing on the bed except the wooden pillow, and she regretted throwing the pillow down early.

"What are you doing?" the empress couldn't bear it.

"Tossing and turning!" Ren Baqian replied confidently.

"Thinking of marrying His Majesty, holding my son's hand and growing old together, I can't sleep."

The anger that the empress had just brewed dissipated again, and she continued to lie there staring at the ceiling in a daze...

Then I still feel uncomfortable in the lying position, and want to turn over... The Empress felt that she was infected by him...

It didn't take long to turn into two people rolling there together... one on the bed and one on the floor...