The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 847: Difficult to marry

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After Ren Baqian finished shouting, he heard Lin Qiaole's "ah" inside, and then another "ah", accompanied by the sound of physical collision, and then there was no movement.

Ren Baqian was startled, even the big white rabbit is not working well

"Wine chocolate, who wants it?"

There is no sound.

Now Ren Baqian is finally determined, the trick is not easy to use today.

"What do you want?" Ren Baqian shouted towards the door.

If ordinary people get married, there must be red envelopes here. But the people inside must not be playing like this.

"Give us a great show!"

The voice is a bit mature, and it sounds like Jiangnan.

Thinking about the people inside, it should be Jiangnan.

"What are you performing? Crushing a big rock on your chest?" Ren Baqian rolled his eyes, and he could still work hard on this. In fact, the electric drill drill can also be performed, but no one dares to watch it.

"I want to see if you drink a thousand cups of the water of life without getting drunk!"

Ren Baqian stared at him, the water of life? A thousand cups are not drunk? Which bastard? 96-degree vodka, you let me perform a thousand cups without getting drunk? Can you live if you drink this

Hearing this voice, he squeezed his throat on purpose, it was either Qing Yuan or Hong Luan, Qing Yuan was more likely.

Ren Baqian took two steps back and shook his head towards the flying knight behind him: "Go, open the door."

Those photographers were immediately numb, tearing down the door? Do you open the door when you get married? Or are some of you thinking wrong

After thinking about it carefully, a few people still felt that they might have misunderstood.

No matter what, it wouldn't be a big day to tear down the door. I've never seen such a wedding.

Ten flying riders formed a circle in the blocked corridor, laughing and joking: "Old Gang Hey (two beeps)!"

It's actually rock-paper-scissors, but they call it a stick old hey.

"Hey old man!"

"Hey old man!"

"bar..."

Ren Baqian's face twitched a few times, ten of them rock-paper-scissors together, you want to guess next year, right

At this moment a miracle happened.

The ten people who got together burst into laughter, and a flying knight was kicked out from the crowd.

"Go!" Ren Baqian pointed to the brand new anti-theft door ahead.

"To dismantle it in or to dismantle it out?" Since the flying knight was kicked out, he was willing to gamble and admit defeat, quite proudly.

"Out!"

"Okay, look at me!" The flying knight squeezed his fist, made a sound like frying beans, and then slammed his fist on both sides of the door.

Ren Baqian felt the whole floor shake.

"Oh!" There was a scream from inside the door, like Jiangnan's.

I saw two cracks in the walls on both sides of the door, and the place hit by the fist was directly pierced through, and the figures inside could be seen.

The eyeballs of the photographers behind were all round.

Although many people have greatly increased their strength after practicing the 15th set of broadcasting qigong, they can directly punch them through with one punch... Let alone how much strength it takes, are his hands okay

However, a scene that caught them off guard even more appeared.

The anti-theft door opened quickly, and a woman stepped forward and stretched out her hand to hold down the flying rider's bald head.

"boom!"

The whole floor shook again.

The tiles on the floor of the corridor were all cracked, and half of Feiqi's head was directly pressed in.

"Bang" the anti-theft door was slammed shut again.

There were only a bunch of people staring at each other.

"Should I call an ambulance?" Several photographers were trembling in their calves, and they had never seen anyone pick up a bride in this situation. How much hatred

"crash"

The flying rider on the ground pulled out his head with both hands and shook it, shaking the nosebleed all over the ground.

Ren Baqian's forehead was pounding, the one just now was a heartbreak, and with her personality, she would definitely not do such a thing under such circumstances. Don't think about it, it must have been signaled by the empress.

Ren Baqian looked at the two holes on the side of the door, one of which was just enough to put his hand in to open the door.

Presumably they won't hit themselves, right

Ren Baqian chuckled, and stretched his hand through the hole, ready to open the door.

Then he was slapped on the back.

The sound was loud, like a slap in the face with a round circle.

"It's swollen." Ren Baqian stood outside the door with a deep expression on his face.

"It's swollen." The heart folded inside and said.

"Oh, it's really swollen!" This was Qing Yuan's voice.

Ren Baqian silently withdrew his hand, it was really swollen like a hoof.

Familiar formula, familiar taste, no need to ask, it is the empress.

"Brother!" Ren Wannian couldn't laugh or cry, he pushed past Ren Baqian and stuffed a thick stack of red envelopes into it.

Then came a low voice from inside: "Do you want to open the door?"

It was Jiangnan's voice. After all, she didn't understand the situation, and she didn't dare to go too far.

"no!"

This time it was the empress' voice, without any concealment.

It seems that forcing it will not work, and neither will the red envelope Dafa, so we still have to outsmart it.

"Tell me, what do you want? Draw a line. Don't mention the water of life, if I dare to drink it, do you dare to give it up?" Ren Baqian said.

"dare!"

"Forget it, let's not mention the water of life. It's not easy for everyone to get married after a long time. Let's be more realistic."

"It's the second time."

"Hey, it was the two of us that time, there was no one else, and we were married for the first time. Let's talk, can we chat?"

Ren Baqian let out a dry cough, and tried Chen Qing, Ren Wannian, and all the photographers with embarrassing looks on their faces. As for today's marriage reception process, can it be shown to others

Now the wedding company has begun to wonder if they are here to mess things up.

Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing fiercely, Jiang Nan must have brought it up first, and then the Empress was moved.

Otherwise, the empress would definitely not know about these messy things.

"Why don't I make your hands wet for you?" Ren Baqian decided to choose a less difficult one, the moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, how suitable for the occasion

"Let's match the lines. You match everyone's lines. If we are satisfied, open the door." Jiangnan's voice came out.

Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing again, Jiang Nan is now in his mid-thirties, why doesn't he look solemn

"good!"

Ren Baqian concentrated his attention, waiting to see what they would do.

"That's the beginning?" Jiang Nan shouted from the room.

"let's start."

"You came?"

Three words, Ren Baqian's mind turned, what does this mean? Then he asked tentatively, "I'm here."

"You shouldn't be here!"

Ren Baqian: ...

Nonsense, where am I going if I don’t come

But I have a bottom line in my heart, it seems that it is Gu Longfeng, and the line Jiangnan is quite right.

"But I'm still here."

"Since you're here, you have to leave your things behind!"

Ren Baqian turned his head to look at Chen Qing, his eyes were full of inquiries: What is it

In his mouth, he said along the way: "You can keep the things, but I must take the people away!"

Chen Qing spread his hands: How do I know what it is.

Ren Baqian: That's your wife!

"Bring the things first!" Jiang Nan's voice came out.

Ren Baqian thought for a while, grabbed a handful of big white rabbits and threw them in.

"wrong!"

Ren Baqian took another stack of red envelopes from Ren Wannian and stuffed them in.

"Still wrong!"

Ren Baqian is going to go crazy, God knows what you want.

"Keep the Liuwei Dihuang Wan!"

Ren Baqian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, where can I get you Liuwei Dihuang Wan? And who still brings a box of Liuwei Dihuang Wan when they get married

Jiang Nan's laughing voice came from inside the room: "Swap! Change! Forget him!"

This time it was a voice pinching his throat: "Yingying Yanyan Cui Cui Hong is harmonious and harmonious everywhere! Your Highness, you will pass the next couplet!"

Ren Baqian thought it sounded familiar.

Turning to look at the people behind him, they all looked blank.

Ren Baqian racked his brains, it doesn't matter if he can't remember, he is a well-known mountain village teacher anyway, how could he be troubled by this matter, he immediately said: "Flowers and leaves bloom and fall year after year.

Qingyuan stuck out her tongue in the room, and shouted happily: "It's over!"

In the movie, it is rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year, day, night, night, day, night, and day. She mentioned this couplet, and the most important thing is to take this day and night.

Even if she didn't know any poems or couplets, she knew that although Ren Baqian's answers were slightly different, they were almost the same, so she was quite happy.

Ren Baqian took a long breath, and finally passed another one.