The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 480: Detective

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The investigation work quickly got into a predicament. Facing a large amount of information in front of him, the judge Saul fell into contemplation. He kept recalling the intelligence collected in the morning, and finally made the judgment.

"There's only one truth! That murderer is... the most unlikely one, well, it's me! I'm the investigator!"

The young Sol wore heavy glasses, and with a slight push, there seemed to be a flash of light. His wise eyes had passed through the obstacles of countless fogs and pointed out the truth directly!

"Wait, it doesn't seem right there."

As if he thought this conclusion was absurd enough, he quickly took out the work manual in his arms and looked up the work rules that should be followed at this time.

After his two companions looked at each other, they shook their heads helplessly at the same time. After exchanging opinions with their eyes, Tiana, the dark elf anti-knight, spoke directly.

"Forget it, it's up to me to do the investigation. It was originally because you were the judge..."

Needless to say the rest, it is rare for a dark elves to make a sarcastic speech, and it is rare in the world to see a goblin with a green face and a red face. In this world, there are such goblins with pure nature, which is a rare treasure. .

On the other side, even if it was just to monitor each other through the wall through Heloise's small means, I already had the urge to cover my face and cry, this... This is simply a loser of me! How could such a living treasure be sent out to handle the case independently! Military police? Political commissar? There are traitors here!

"This is the one you brought out? That's what your courts and law schools brought out?"

Dead Cat lived up to expectations, but I can almost speculate why he made such an outrageous decision. In a sense, it really has something to do with me.

Don't get me wrong, I would never write in the workbook the stupid guideline of "when the murderer is not found, the person who handles the case is the murderer".

"... It should be a student of the crash course. There is indeed a clause in the case-handling manual 'doubting everyone is the best solution to avoid logical dead ends', but he obviously misinterpreted it, either by being fooled by the seniors, or... "

"Snapped."

In a panic, Sawyer accidentally dropped another small book on the ground, and the bookmarks were scattered all over the place, but the title of the book was very helpless - "Forever Famous Detective Keke" BY Roland.

"... Or it's a damned detective novel poisoning! Don't spit it out, I know it's my own fault, I know which guys are bored and will make up the mess into "Roland Books", this is an entertaining book Detective novels are just for entertainment, don't take it seriously! You still insert bookmarks and notes and use them as reference books?! The sleepless person who is always fair! Bring this fool back to the furnace and rebuild it! I can't stand it La!"

And Mary, the swordsman of the Four Spirits, couldn't stand it any longer. She picked up the novel, feeling a little helpless.

She and the anti-knight Tiana are already old partners. This time, they want to investigate the hidden "Undead Society". Considering that they may need the assistance of the legal profession, they applied for an assistance from the superiors, but they sent this kind of help. A mallet.

"Isn't this a novel?"

"But didn't the seniors say that when you encounter a case that is too complicated, you can find inspiration in this novel? This is the work of that adult! I have learned more than 300 murder methods in it!"

I want to hit a wall, really.

"Have you encountered those weird and troublesome killing methods in real life? Would a normal person be resurrected with such a troublesome killing method? This is really just a novel for entertainment!"

[puff. How does it feel to be so trusted by the younger generation?]

"...It really is your own pot again."

Feel? I really feel that these two guys should be left in the underworld, and now I can't bear the double spit.

Tiana and Mary looked at each other without saying anything.

"Well, as expected, the newcomers are not reliable, don't count on it, come on by yourself."

The two quickly sorted out relevant information. You started to trace the case and related parties in a word, and Goblin Soya also knew that this time it was a big loss, so she could only watch it on the side.

"There were a total of seven sacrifices in the three surrounding towns, and many of the victims' entire families were sacrificed. The total number of victims was 27. There were 12 strangers in the past six months. Among them, there were no guarantors or family members. Suspicious, obviously suspicious..."

The two female knights and swordsmen are all in their twenties, and they should have never met with me. Most likely they are half-baked people who have only worked for two or three years, but at least they still have the ability to organize files and materials.

but…

"The owner of the bakery in Linzhen is very suspicious. His wife was killed three months ago, but he didn't say anything, and was not sad at all. When we went to investigate, he kept staring at us."

"Well, I think so too. After we left, we suddenly turned around, and he was still staring at us. His eyes were wicked, and he was not a good person at first glance. Maybe he was guilty of being a thief. Put him on the suspect list."

The discussion between the two was vivid, and even Heloise hesitated and asked me.

"That bakery owner is really a cult?"

"No, as for why the wife is not sad, you haven't seen his wife, she looks very similar to the enlarged version of the goblin, every time old Mike gets drunk, he will cry how he was forced on the bridge by his wife's bully girl, and then How did he get beaten up by his wife at home... I always thought that when he died, his wife didn't beat gongs and drums to celebrate, so she was already very conscientious."

"Why is that staring at them? Isn't that a thief with a guilty conscience?"

"With such a wife, it's normal to be a pervert who always sneaks a peek at beautiful women. Besides, who told them to dress like this without realizing it, didn't you realize that those young guys were peeking at them? According to this standard, they will be recorded in the Suspect Manual. If so, I'm afraid the manual will be filled immediately."

On her chest is the mercenary emblem of the Absolute Gentlemen's League, and she is also wearing a female suit prepared by the regiment for the Four Spirit Swordsmen. The Four Spirit Swordsmen, a magic swordsman profession, can not wear heavy armor for flexibility. After all, you can wear less, and the top of the Gentlemen's League are all... Well, everyone understands.

The top is silver enchanted chainmail, the inner layer is flesh-colored tights, specially crafted to highlight certain parts, while the red and blue long windbreaker covers the whole body, which is more eye-catching than what you can see. , said it was the armor of a soldier, rather it was an evening dress at the ball.

The overall fashion is modern, sexy but not vulgar, completely surpassing the aesthetic standards of this era, and it is a rare masterpiece.

As for the anti-knight, it is even more outrageous. The elegant and beautiful silver armor covers most of the vital points of the body, but some insignificant parts are exposed, such as the absolute field at the junction of the thigh and the body, and two fingers and elbows are exposed on the arm. , the back of the neck is exposed on the chest, and the lower abdomen is exposed under the chest. The entire armor is different from the traditional barrel structure, but the armor looks like an elegant silver mechanical lady, with elegant lines and softness. Those leaking parts, coupled with the natural charm of dark elves, have a depraved beauty.

"Tsk tsk, it's also a dark elf who dares to wear anything. This has nothing to do with you?"

Dead cats are always keen in inexplicable places.

"...I knew they would actually do it! This set can make two sets of full body armor, really... "

"waste?"

"Good job! My friend!"

I tried my best to show my thumb, and Adam's smile appeared in the sky.

Why Adam? Because I only showed Adam those designs, he must have gotten mixed up with the guys from the Gentlemen's League, and he was probably the only one who could make a serious Diana decide on such an armor style.

Why is it a ghost in the sky? I don't think Margaret would save his life for something like this.

Speaking of which, I was inexplicably looking forward to the uniforms of female judges, spellcasters, and justice knights... But the inexplicable sadness made me a little disappointed when I thought that Lilith might be in charge now.

"Wait, Lilith's orientation is a little off! Maybe it's a good thing!"

Cough, let’s get down to business, judging from the mithril and rare alloys on which materials are used, this equipment is not just for aesthetics, its performance is definitely not bad, and at this time, the two girls are still arguing about the “suspects” they call them. , and Heloise also began to guess the riddle with great interest.

"They said it was the middle-aged guard from that town? Always staring at them with resentment?"

"No, that's just an old pervert. That guy has cross-eyed eyes and looks like he's staring."

"The aunt who washes clothes by the river is also a secret watcher?"

"No, people just want to ask where they bought their clothes, and they're embarrassed to go forward. After all, in their eyes, these rookies are big people."

"The little apprentice in the tailor's shop?"

"The reason is the same as above, she also wants to imitate two sets to sell for money."

"How do you know so clearly?"

"Hmph, they paid me to ask for help. A piece of news has been sold seven or eight times, and today's wine money has been settled."

"You're really idle... The tomb keeper of Fengyu Town? He's always sneaking up and down the streets at night."

"Others are hunchbacks and are still on night shifts. Is it a crime to go shopping and take a walk at night?"

Suspects were listed one by one, and the list over there has reached more than 30, but all of them have been rejected on my side. Finally, the dead cat lost all patience.

"Who is it?"

"Ha, I..."

"I?"

"I don't know! Don't bite! Well, let me explain, I've been leading the way for the past two days, so naturally they can't find it."

"You deliberately avoided the real murderer? Why?"

"You think I'm so busy? The easiest way to find a necromancer is to ask another necromancer to find it. The members of the Ten Thousand Deaths Association must have practiced necromancy magic and have the magic of death, even if I am weak now. It looks like, I can definitely feel it as long as it is face to face. If I see it, I will definitely cut it with a sword. Since they let me lead the way, naturally I will not find anyone."

The dead cat was suddenly silent, half a sound, and squeezed out a sentence.

"Why do I think I'm doomed to be cheated when I meet you? Are you sure you don't think they're quick to tip and plan to spend a few more days of wine money? Are you sure there's no other way to find that guy? Roland, why are you sweating? Are you guilty?"

"hot!"

"It's autumn!"