Shoot yourself in the foot? I'm used to it.
Under a lot of sets but overcast yourself? I'm already numb.
I originally thought that my luck would improve after reincarnation, but it seems that I just thought too much.
"Is this fate? System, am I really the legendary lucky E..."
[Causal calculation is very complicated. The more involved, the more difficult it is to calculate. If you calculate it according to the "fate" and "causal" involved, you are definitely not the so-called lucky E, you are lucky Z!]
"Oh, there is no one in this world who is more unlucky than me?"
[It's not bad luck, it's the ability to cause trouble. Considering the cause and effect involved after the establishment of the underworld, you have probably become a bug in the world's operation, and no one is absolutely true than you.]
"...So, you fooled me before, and there were those little tasks that made people speechless, it's really not you who cheated me."
[…]
"Okay, I see. You're just trying to find a reason to see me joking!"
It seems that inexplicably, I actually have the passive ability of "protagonist's life" (wherever I go to harm it), but unfortunately I don't have the treatment of the protagonist. The door can open the treasure chest full of magical weapons. What is waiting for me seems to be only the wonderful luck of catching killer whales by fishing and walking to the battlefield during vacation.
very funny? For outsiders, this is probably the case, at least the dead cat has been rolling on the floor with laughter (pull out a notebook and make a note)... But the scene in front of him is really hard to laugh.
Outside is a strong enemy pressure, but the town is divided into several factions, and he is obviously not related to him, and he is also regarded as a nail in front of his eyes.
"I've had enough!"
I lay down on the table, posing as if a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
"Enough? Great, then let's flip the table. I'm just going to find a few battlefields to experiment with my weapons."
"I X, where did this Terminator come from?"
Looking back, I was startled.
There is a combat power detector flashing blue light on its eyes, a combined gun barrel more than two meters long behind it, a small magic crystal gun on its shoulders, and four or five strange pieces scattered on its muscular arms. The instrument, all kinds of data circulated at high speed in the display screen on it, the ammunition belt around the waist was full, and even two small autocannons were placed under the feet.
Forget the rest, I can barely understand, what does the atomic energy mark on the shoulder-mounted magic crystal gun mean? What happened in this world, is the legendary mushroom egg finally born? Are you really going to save the world? Your tech tree is totally crooked!
"...What happened in the past few years? How did the little Zhengtai, who is a love sister, become a Terminator!"
My words made Timurette, who was full of fighting spirit, suddenly deflated.
"... Please don't mention about Miss Love, you're ignorant when you're young, please don't take this as a handle for your life! My title of 'Master Love Sister' has become the most famous one, those bastards from the Gentlemen's League. It's all used as a contemporary name, and it's all your fault!"
"...Then is your sister married?"
"How is it possible, who would dare to touch my sister, hehe, I asked him to do rocket space travel... Don't get me wrong! I'm really not a sister control! I, I have a girlfriend! Although she looks a lot like my sister, But I really didn't mean to find her! Although I like her face the most, I really didn't pursue her for this reason!"
Timurette, who was still smiling just now, suddenly reacted, but found that our eyes had been focused on him, but the more we talked, the more we wanted to hide it.
"..." I looked helpless, this girl is too honest.
"..." The dead cat covered his face with his claws, this baby is already honestly shameless.
[… ] The system printed an exclamation mark with a mixed number of characters... In fact, punctuation marks are not counted, and she can't deceive anything at all.
And when we were idle and bored, the hostile crowd seemed to have gathered around, and Timurette's sudden appearance of heavy armament was even more alarming.
But on the other hand, our indifference makes these people alert. After all, calmness is the patent of the strong... What? Pretending to be a criminal? That's possible, but generally doesn't last long.
"Perhaps, this can prove that we are on one side."
He stretched out his right hand, and the pure holy light gathered on it into a ball, but in the next moment, it turned into a gleaming silver cross.
"Let me introduce again, the legendary Paladin Carlo, the mission this time is to hunt down the bastards of the Ten Thousand Deaths Association. These necromantic magics are all special effects of props from Duang. I received information that these bastards plan to open the plane of death. So I disguised as a necromancer and joined it, but before I got in, the undead came, and my mission was a complete failure."
The reputation of the pure way of the Holy Light is surprisingly good, the gold medal reputation of the Paladins is trustworthy, my words make other people feel a little relieved, and I also have a trump card that makes them trust, walking outside, I have always been very prepared.
"Look, this is my certificate, and my military medal."
"Membership of the Harmful Book Lovers Club? The Great Eater's Achievement Medal?"
"Sorry, got it wrong. I remember it was near here."
The space bag seems to need to be cleaned up. The messy documents have accumulated into a mountain, and they were thrown out suddenly, and the scattered and scattered documents have accumulated into a mountain.
"Dragon Language Certificate Level 8? I haven't seen it since I graduated. Simple Dragon Language is easy to learn, and there is no need to take the 8th grade test. If it is according to what they said, when dealing with giant dragons... these days, The dragon can speak human language is already a common configuration, I almost tossed me to death for this small book back then, but it was basically useless after graduation."
The black certificate engraved with the dragon's head emblem looks very powerful, but in retrospect, it should be just the conspiracy of those dragon language training classes in Yunzhongta, attracting money in the name of looking very tall, and they all learned a bit. Useless uncommon words and old grammars that have been eliminated by time can be directly used to press space bags after graduation.
"… which one?"
As if they were frightened by my garbage mountain, everyone took two steps back, but at this moment of life, they had no time to bullshit me.
"Nutrition Certificate, Necromancer Certificate, Second Class Priest Certificate, Contract Brave Certificate, Oak Guard Campaign Honor Certificate, Lawyer Certificate, Home Guard Certificate, 300-year-old Archmage Certificate (the ultimate virgin certificate accumulated ten times), bone cooking The chef's license... It should have been cleaned up sooner, in other words, did you just find something that shouldn't be in this world?"
Ahem, don't get me wrong, it's not a bug, it's just a legacy of the system grabbing me. Finally, I found my thin white paper paladin certificate (to save money) and the iron paladin medal (to save money).
"Enough, I believe it, except for the Paladins, there is no other profession that will use this certificate and medal. In fact, your holy light can prove it. Well, it's better to use something to frame the certificate, it's about to rot. , pay more attention to your identity proof."
This is the result of a thousand-year-old brand, but it is also thanks to me that I held down the issuance period below, otherwise the issuance date more than 300 years ago would make people doubt the sincerity of this kid's fraud.
But our troubles have also eased the tension a lot, but the bloody countess stared at me, no hostility or anything, and the surprise and surprise could not be concealed, and there was still a little fear And longing, can make her feelings so complicated, it seems that she may guess who I am.
After all, although many people have tried the fusion of holy light and death magic only after a certain event, but few have really succeeded. As long as it is seen that this necromancy magic is also real, it is natural to have guesses. , but there may be other reasons for making such a quick decision.
Don't doubt my vision. After the Hades incident, my racial talent, the gaze of the god of the underworld, has evolved again. Now my eyes can directly see through the soul. A little emotional fluctuation can't hide from me. Lies are meaningless to me. See through the root of Katarina's essence.
In a sense, after the underworld, I am the biggest beneficiary, and my biggest benefit is the soul that has been completed, and the power of the soul once again promotes the evolution of the physical body. The evolution of various racial talents is only the most A humble fraction of the gains.
"Even if you can see through the fluctuations of the soul and feelings, a pair of good eyes will give a coward. If you have the ability, look in the mirror and ask yourself which girl you plan to choose. Escape is not the way! You owe others how much love."
"... This kind of emotional color, purple and red, a little bit looking forward to Xiao Xu's unhappiness, is the legendary Ao Jiao? Do you expect me to see it or not! I look like, you want me not to choose it, right? , didn't you take the initiative to help when you slipped away!"
This is too straightforward, and I regretted it as soon as I said it, and then it was very embarrassing. Neither of them knew what to say.
"Cough, brother Roland, be serious, we are fighting a war."
Luckily, Timurett remembers the war now, reminding us that business matters.
Since there is no problem with my identity, other people have already started busy with their own affairs. The one who passed the news and sent the scout cavalry, and two or three of my soldiers and pawns, happened to be watching the fun.
It's not that I don't want to come forward. After the Hades incident, after gaining some recognition, I was also blacklisted by many forces and organizations. If an enemy finds me here, I am afraid that the task of destroying the country and massaging the city can be released. On the one hand, the first strategic task is to kill me, which is simply to actively upgrade the battlefield, which is too stupid.
I wanted to say something more nonsense, but suddenly, a strong tide of elements took away all the attention.
"Unfamiliar undead emperor? No, it's Zero, a lot stronger than the past!"
In my eyes, in the mountains, there is a black pillar of soul that covers the sky, and it stretches all the way to the sky, and the pressure emanating is faintly above Esso.
There is no doubt that the Undead Emperor has arrived, and our fun is great.
And although I see it, the others are still busy with their own, obviously they don't have keen perception.
"Cough, good news and bad news, which one do you choose?"
Everyone's attention was turned to me, so I smiled happily. Sure enough, when I was in a bad mood and had trouble, I had to find someone to share it with.
"The good news is that we don't have to worry about finding the leader of the undead army. I have found her, and the beheading plan is completely feasible!"
To deal with the undead army, a war of attrition is always stupid, and decapitation is the only option in most cases. It is obviously good news to be able to find undead lords and monarchs to deal with.
Seeing the joy in everyone's eyes made me happier.
"The bad news is that the other party is an undead emperor, yes, you heard it right, the undead emperor, peak-level, epic-level, invincible! She, came with a half-dead-plane legion. We don't have to worry about us There are deserters among them, because they must be unable to escape, and they are the same wherever they go! Hey, don't cry, be happy, we have found her, at least not unprepared to face the attack of an undead emperor!"
"Can you not make trouble! You are so unhappy if you don't see someone unlucky!?"