"What if Amyra comes?"
"Cold."
"...Do you think she'll chop you up as a condiment for cold dishes? It's really possible. If you can't, ask her to share a bowl with me?"
When it comes to Amyra, the dead cat pretended not to understand my slang, but how could the thoughts conveyed by the soul link be deviated by the language, it was just malicious ridicule.
For Amyra, my feelings are very complicated. After all, she was good to me back then, and then I cheated on her, and this life is reunited in the Northland. She helped me with the past and solved the food problem in the Northland. This is at least two big favors, plus the third time she pitted her in the earth element, which damaged her reputation, and owed her one more time.
I'm not a good person, and Amyra is definitely not a good person, but at least she's not a bastard. It's too much for others to treat you well, and to retaliate for revenge, so when Amyra "forced marriage" in order to save her own reputation, I couldn't handle it a little too. If I hadn't remembered that Eliza really couldn't explain it, I'd probably just agree to it.
In fact, it seems that I should have ended my single life long ago. Amela is actually not bad. I owe her a lot. I also know that she seems to have more affection for me than between teachers and students. Yes, um, I definitely didn't have the fluke mentality to make a fake and become a daughter-in-law, but I don't know why, I always feel that there is something wrong.
"... This is what you think? I actually thought you made progress, your head was bitten by a dog? Oh, you have amnesia again? Or selective amnesia so malicious? The 'great' goddess of order, are you sure? He didn't do anything by himself? Why does he always forget the key."
[He himself has no cure, what is it to me. Besides, the things in his head are not critical except for the bad idea of how to trick people. Rong Zhen hard to find something that is not critical, I am afraid that he can only start from his private life.]
I still remember when I mentioned Amyra and felt I owed a lot to me, the disdain the dead cat looked at me, and the cynicism of the system.
"Ahem, it looks like I look like a heartless man. In fact, I'm already old, and it's time to find a wife. It's time for a new heir to appear in the Lan family. After so many years, the conditions for marriage have gradually declined. requirements are not high.”
"Tell me?"
Heloise was very surprised, did this guy really turn on.
"I'm actually a traditional man, so I like the other half to be a little more traditional. She doesn't need to be good-looking or strong. It's better to be a traditional little woman, gentle, kind, family-friendly, able to cook, I can act like a spoiled child, it doesn't matter if I'm stupid, I'll hand you a cup of tea when I'm tired, I can understand my goals a little bit, I know my hard work, and I'll gently say 'Welcome back' to me when I come home from work, I'm very satisfied now…”
Well, I originally said happily, and the more I talked, the more excited I became, but when I remembered the cruel facts, I suddenly found that the more I said, the more boring it became. It seems that the women around me are in good condition in all aspects, but their sturdiness and force are a bit too high. ... ahem, not many people are eligible.
"...I have sympathy for Eliza, who went the wrong way from the start. This man doesn't need a comrade-in-arms on the sidelines, just a little woman who is a close sister."
[Actually, she can wait. Men's mate selection criteria are not fixed. In a sense, he is probably the budding love of a primary school student. He has excessive expectations for the future and hopes to understand, but as time goes by, The harsh reality will hit him hard.]
"Like?"
[Princesses are all sloppy ghosts who can’t clean their own houses. The fit female knight has a sweet smile but her head is empty. The three-faced paralysis looks cute, but it’s boring to put it at home. Longmeizhi looks cute but needs to be Be careful, but it can use you for lunch. It won't take long to go from "a black, straight, long, soft girl with a good figure, good looks, good knowledge, understanding, understanding and understanding to 'girl' or even 'it's enough to look like a girl'. That's right. , In fact, Klosi completely meets all your conditions, except that she looks like a girl, her essence... She is still a girl, what are you hesitating about, you can rely on the identity of the old boss, her in the secret room, and Uniqlo!]
"... Next time you hit me, can you not say it face to face! And what the hell is Uniqlo! How many times have I said that, that guy is a man... At least it used to be, um. Although I am indeed the honor of the Kloss fans group Member, but I have absolutely no heart, and I have not considered whether such offspring are mentally and physically healthy! I am not a pervert! Don't make guesses! Also, why are you a goddess, can you be a little bit more prudent!"
[Practice? You have long been contaminated by your spirit.]
I remember when I was still complaining that the lower limit of the system was getting lower and lower, and the dead cat was inexplicably very frustrated.
"...Don't worry, I don't have the heart to hit you. Losing to a man in terms of femininity is still a blow to my self-esteem..."
[… Do you want to see a ranking of the similarity between favorability and this idiot’s ideal partner? The number one is that Chloe, who is simply ruthless. Let me tell you again, your ranking is actually very high, beyond expectations...]
"Shut up, or I'll die with you!"
[perish together? Ha ha? try? Are you not afraid that I will sing apples in your head?]
"I'm going to look at Gaoji magazine, muscle man... No, this trick doesn't work for you anymore, I'm going to look at the promotional materials and training manuals of Beifeng Shenjiao!"
[…]
When I finally shut up the system, I felt inexplicably missing something very important.
Manners? That thing can't be eaten, it's not important at all, it's probably more important, as a person with normal moral values, instinctual defense against some anti-human behavior...
Well, yes, Beifeng and his followers are very dangerous, considering the population reduction caused by reproductive isolation, they have already reached the standard of anti-human and anti-social.
What? That man has broken through the reproductive isolation of different species? Creating all kinds of strange hybrid creatures at will, that is no longer anti-human and anti-society, that is anti-Aich, it is simply the enemy of all planes! In fact, he has entered the top ten of the natural disaster list and is wanted by all countries and gods! This is already the treatment of the public enemies of the planes!
Cough, this existence that is more and more like "the man whose name can't be mentioned" should be put aside first, but I have mixed feelings about Amyra.
I feel I owe her a lot, but if I really want to talk about marriage, I always feel like I'm almost there, maybe I still have to run when I meet.
But at this time, seeing that green figure with a sweet smile, but behind countless vines turned into a forest of thorns, and a towering tree rising from the ground wrapped in black gas, was inexplicably happy.
"It's really reliable to see her at this time! HELP! Come and save me!"
The earth was still shaking violently, and the surrounding magic elements were spontaneously dispelled. Although it did not reach the magic vacuum after the real forbidden spell, the large-scale magic fluctuations made it impossible to cast spells.
On the other side, it is a familiar pale figure hovering in the air, the death roar full of anger and murderous intent makes the living go directly to death, this is the privilege of the death chanter, and it is also a ghost-like undead creature. The most annoying talent.
"More headaches than a undead emperor is the undead emperor who can't be blown up by a nuclear bomb, and she was beaten up by a nuclear bomb!"
"...Also, you lost the nuclear bomb."
I don't know how that female ghost escaped from that terrible explosion, but just from those energy storms gathered in the sky let me know that Heng is very angry and the problem is serious, this time the fun is really big, fortunately we The reinforcements have arrived... Wait a minute, Amyra, are your vines attacking in the wrong direction, why are they coming at me! We are one country!