The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 544: Dig a hole

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The battlefield on the ground is left to Xingmucheng. If I don't go to support, I am afraid that Timurett will blame me for going to the underworld.

The unidentified black cat is still dozing on his shoulders, and the green-haired unidentified witch is walking in front. With such a lineup, it is possible to go to the abyss... Well, I admit that they are casually speaking, obviously these people are still there. Together, it makes me feel a little suffocated.

My reason tells me they can be trusted, but my gut tells me that they are more likely to kill me first than to kill my opponent.

It seems that everything has returned to calm on the surface, but since some words are spoken, I am afraid that they cannot be taken back. Many things have not changed on the surface, but they have indeed changed.

"... Dead cat, you think I'm good at that, can I change it?"

I'm not a fool either, I was stunned just now, but now that the matter has passed, my mind has calmed down, and I have discovered a lot of things that I didn't pay attention to in the past.

Did the dead cat really like me? I'm not a sad wind, and I have no love for cats. Well, I should be a brother at most. Does she really want to fall in love with me

But I really don't know that I will make a dead cat fancy there. I usually treat her... Cat ball, cat Frisbee, cat scarf, cat carpet, cat post, cat detective ride... All kinds of excessive ways to treat pets, no It's lucky to be found by the Druid animal protection organization. Could it be that the dead cat has a special hobby

Well, just ask if you can't figure it out.

"She looks good, Princess Peach is very cute, it should be very comfortable to hold."

I am helpless, such an answer honestly makes people irrefutable.

In fact, the initial pursuit of many couples is not because of this most basic appearance.

"Why do you like her? She has such a bad personality, so arrogant and unreasonable."

"I fell in love with it when I saw it, no reason."

"... If she had pockmarks and birthmarks on her face, would you still like her?"

If they are smart, they will probably answer "Of course", because most of the comments will be heard by themselves. If they are honest, they will probably be silent, but they will not tell the truth. After all, they don't want to be accused of judging people by appearances.

The world has always been like this. They always use ambiguous words such as pleasing to the eye and getting along to describe the beginning of a good impression, but no one dares to say that they have never judged people by their appearance. After all, everyone sees their faces at first sight.

With the same personality, violent women with high looks are arrogant, women with medium looks are women, and those with low looks are ugly. Of course, women look at men the same way, handsome guys always get a lot of preferential treatment and patience.

Of course, appearance is not everything, and the ability to get together depends on the relationship in the end, but for the unlucky person who has no appearance at all, there will not even be a chance to establish a relationship.

But personally, at least from the experience of being targeted by those fearful dark elf aunts, I think it's better to be a little more muscular...

Although this face has caused me a lot of trouble, I am still a little happy to be praised for being a handsome and beautiful golden elf.

"That...you should say handsome anyway."

"Have you forgotten my past hobbies? If you really grow into a handsome guy or a muscular guy, I can't stand it anymore. I'm tired of looking at elf men like that. Ah, the little Zhengtai who suits women's clothes is simply too cute, let me Sister kiss. Goddess, you really did a good thing."

What does it feel like to be molested by a cat and licked by a barbed hairy tongue? At that moment, the tip of the ear was cold, wet, and painful, the most sensitive part was licked, and then the back was cold, and goosebumps all over the body.

I scratched violently, but it was empty, and the black cat in front of me jumped in front of me.

The dead cat shook her cat ears triumphantly, her tail swayed in front of me, and then she didn't hesitate to reveal her bad hobbies. It turned out that she was a strange aunt just like Momo! She's been spying on my flesh!

"...One day, I will grow a real beard, and then I will kill you with a beard!"

"Heh, I'm just curious when you have an X below you..."

The words of sexual harassment came out directly. When the golden princess was catalyzed by the years to become the golden queen, the loneliness of thousands of years finally accumulated and precipitated.

I regret it, I really regret it. When I was an undead, I naturally suppressed my desires and caused a lot of scandals. Now, helping her recover her body probably caused me a lot of trouble.

And I stared at her sweating profusely, thinking in my heart whether I should use a goblin rocket or a dwarf flying chair to send her to the moon, and the dead cat suddenly laughed and rolled on the ground.

"...Pfft, I'm kidding you, you're taking it seriously."

The black cat jumped abruptly and jumped onto my left shoulder again. This time, the cat's tongue licked on the fingers it grabbed, and it meowed twice while licking, just like an ordinary pet cat.

And the words transmitted in the soul link are getting worse and worse.

"I'm still the princess of the golden elves, even if I need a meat XX, Renee is more suitable than you, with the same face and much better figure. I'm talking about, I've only lived for a few years, I'm not so dissatisfied, just open It's just a joke, but it's serious, you're really narcissistic."

Although there are still a lot of bad words in the words, but the soul link tells me it is the truth... especially Renee is more suitable than me! This dead cat actually took a fancy to my granddaughter!

"...Still don't tell Renee to be careful. She's already the world-famous Lily Princess anyway."

I'm a little more at ease, even if the dead cat really intends to commit a crime, a dead Taoist friend is better than a dead poor Taoist, Renee, since your reputation has been sullied, you can save Master and me again.

And what happened to Heloise, I don't have the leisure to ask her about her personal feelings... What if I ask something more horrifying!

"Let's go, I hope Timurett hasn't died, it's not easy to get some talent these days."

The wood spirit's assault ship had already stopped at the edge of the city wall. With their help, it shouldn't take long to reach the ruins.

Shaking his head, Roland walked towards the wood spirit battleship, but did not see the strange curvature of the corner of the cat's mouth on her shoulders. She had achieved her goal, and Roland stopped to ask.

As if sensing some kind of danger, Roland, whose vest was cold, turned his head sharply, but saw Amela, who had been silently watching the play, and her bright smile gave people an increasingly dangerous feeling. Turning his head, he sped away like an escape.

Now that some words have been spoken, others have been heard, some fools have finally figured out their thoughts, some feelings have been expressed in sincere words, and some feelings are still hidden, but since the days move forward, The personal relationship that everyone has changed, I am afraid it is difficult, and there is no need to go back to the original.

Moreover, the seven original sins have all been in place. With the integrity of Roland's soul, the feelings that he should have will naturally recover. Perhaps, they are just waiting patiently.

In front of the cunning hunter, Roland may still be able to dodge, but it seems that he can't dodge for long.

The battleship group of Muling is also a typical natural wind. At first, giant logs were used to make warships in the Forest of Dreams, which may be the origin of the Muling battleship group. The current Muling air force and battleship group are also plant structures.

Flowers, vines, and logs are the most basic themes, and each material is engraved with delicate patterns, but if you look closely, you will find that the entire plant battleship is like an exquisite wood carving.

The core is a wood-carved keel and a healthy body, the wings and spray decoration are transparent wings like flowers, and the vines are not only decorations, but also a defense system for melee combat.

We are on a special assault ship. She looks like a "flower" with five petals put together. Three petals are wings, and two staggered petals are the hull. Walking in it is like walking. into the fairy tale world.

Although there is also the mechanical roar of the magic engine, I can feel that most of the power source still comes from natural magic.

"When I left, it was still a canoe."

It seems that the wood spirits have made great progress in magic technology in recent years, and with the help of the creator mother, they have made their own way.

"This is new technology? It feels completely woodless."

The strange thing is that my inquiry has not been answered. In the past, in the Forest of Dreams, I was treated as a VIP, and the wood spirits should rush to return to my doubts.

As soon as I turned around, I knew why. The little strange wood spirit screamed when I saw me approaching, and then ran out in a panic, shouting as he ran.

"I don't want to get pregnant! Help..."

Can chat make each other pregnant? When did I have this feature? And even if I don't ask, I know who did it!

I turned my head and glared at Amyra, only to find that there was still a subtle smile that was not a smile... Well, considering the strength ratio of the two sides, my eyes shifted strategically, um, it was just a strategic shift, definitely not me shrinking. , but surprisingly, Amyra took the initiative to explain.

"It's just a rumour."

"You let it out?"

"I'm not that childish. It's Renee. Her resentment is very deep. You'd better think about how to explain it to her. You did so many things without her back then, and now you come back and don't give her an explanation."

"Tsk, the bear child is also a bear child when she grows up. Let's take care of her well."

Amyra shook her head with a half-smile, but didn't say much. She already knew that Renee was coming. Since Roland said he wasn't afraid, just wait and watch the show.

But Heloise noticed another problem.

"What if the hypocrites also come? What will you do? Even sending a big devil above the earl level is not easy to deal with."

"Don't worry, I have a special trump card for the main god here. It's best if he comes, and he won't go back."

"... What? There is a hole card against the Lord God? Then why didn't Heng use it just now?"

I smiled proudly, but didn't answer. In fact, this thing is easy to think innocent, and it won't last long if you want to sell it.

Sure enough, after three or four seconds, Heloise showed a sudden realization.

"... That trump card is Heng. You can really squeeze the value out."

I nodded. Heng who is throwing the Forbidden Spell in that world is not necessarily a bad thing. As long as someone is thrown into this world, he will face a furious undead emperor and her Forbidden Spell.