"I said, I was just joking to ease the atmosphere, do you believe it?"
"Believe, from the style of how you always do death, of course you believe in your ability to do death, but it's useless for us to believe, she definitely doesn't believe it."
Amela smiled and seemed to see that I was unlucky. Not only was she not angry, but she was also very relieved and relieved.
I sat on the ground covered in blood, and no one cared about me, like a paladin who was excluded from the adventure team. I knew the anger and suffering I suffered, and no one cared about me, so I could only give myself the holy light.
God's evil is not easy to deal with, stepping on gods to death, pinching whoever explodes, that frontal blow is not easy to deal with.
Now my body is covered with shards of dragon scale armor. If I hadn't summoned the armor in time to protect me, I would have turned into shredded flesh with that punch.
Just now I was still complacent about the amazing defense of the armor, and even thought that this thing was almost invincible on the main plane, and since it will not be broken, it is naturally invincible, and it is right to say 'invincible in the world' , but it shattered immediately... Don't take such a slap in the face, don't you...
"Could it be the retribution for shouting 'I am invincible' just now... It seems that there are some things that can't be said, no matter in that world. Asteria, are you so boring that you set this line as a causal weapon ?"
[…]
Seeing that even Asteria can't be bothered to answer such a boring question, I'd better stop talking nonsense and get some treatment.
One, one, the sacred light of healing stimulates the healing ability of the body, it is very comfortable, but the scene is really bad, and my hatred value seems to be a little high.
In another corner of the room, Renee, who was still looking for soul creature Roland to vent her hatred, glared at me resentfully while holding her head and squatting in defense.
"Is it a new kind of undead creature? Can you study it for me?"
Even though my head is still spewing blood, I'm still a little curious, even if this thing is being beaten, why does it look so familiar, so handsome... Cough, why does it look like me.
"Being so handsome after plastic surgery, have you paid the copyright fee?"
Even if the shape is similar, I have seen a lot of shapeshifters and the like, but it is difficult to understand the familiar soul fluctuations. Although I also know a little about spiritual creatures, I heard that there is research on the great masters in the land of mages, but they can do it. This step is not really there.
I remember that there is a spirit servant in the mage tower of Archmage Andro of "Arcane Sword". His special magic "Andro's Invisible Servant" can be used as a summoning helper in battle, and can be used to summon miscellaneous things in peacetime, which makes people jealous , Unfortunately, this is his patent and trump card, and he never discloses the information of this spell.
If I can analyze this spirit creature and let the dead cat help me, maybe I can restore it to "Roland's black worker summoning technique (no insurance, no salary!)", then I can sell patents and wait to make a fortune.
"He... he's going to dissect me! Help! Help me!"
The scene in front of me was like a horror movie. My figure was rolling under the trampling of my silver boots, and my face was twisted into a ball with fright. My voice made such a discordant plea for mercy, which made people feel very... very fresh!
But what I'm more curious about is why he made such a conclusion, do I look like a mad scientist, I am a good person with a bottom line.
"Anatomy? Do I look like such an immoral person? Every intelligent life has the right to live. Although I am indeed very interested in spiritual creatures, I will respect his right to life."
I defended myself, but no one seemed to believe it.
"Like! Bottom line? Morality? Do you have one?"
"Hehe, you're so funny, but today is not the 'Festival of Lies', so it's better not to tell the bad jokes that everyone can't laugh at."
What's even worse is that, judging by the public opinion of the people around me, no one believes my reasoning.
"... The 'life' of 'intelligent life', the 'life' of 'right to life', but it seems that this guy is not a life, so, what you just said is nonsense. Although the defense did not promise to dissect it? Shameless as always what."
I respect the right of life, but you are not life, so let me dissect it, this is the true meaning of nonsense... Tsk, I was actually seen through, but I can see through my words and tricks, and liars are always the best at seeing through liars' tactics , Heloise, you and I are the same thing.
I didn't make an excuse, because the magic pets connected with each other have leaked out, and I probably won't believe me if I continue to explain.
I just made a sudden move, grabbed the talkative black cat from my shoulders, and kicked up, letting the magic pet who betrayed its master at this critical moment have fun with it.
"Hey, hey, look at my wounds. I'm the victim, why are you looking at me as the bad guy. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been beaten to death long ago."
"You deserve it! Why didn't you get killed... You bastard actually pretended to be dead, why didn't you really die?"
Renee roared as soon as she said it, but there was a lot of anger and resentment in her words, and she seemed to be a little sad.
… I was silent for a while. According to my years of experience, I should not reason with angry women. They have the ability to turn any problem into a relationship problem, and turn any situation into you being sorry for her, and you are not good to her.
"Hey, hey, I'm not pretending to be dead, you make up for it, or you'll be dead, I know you'll cry..."
Yes, cry out, the queen from the North saw me lying down and pretending to be dead, and it was useless to even check, so she just cried out, and now her eyes are still red and swollen, so Renee is still a little tender, if Margaery Te and Adam will definitely check the body, well, so will Eliza...
"Renie, he is mentally saying that you are too tender, so easy to be fooled, it is better for Eliza to understand him."
Well, everything she said triumphantly was the truth, but it was definitely not the truth. Heloise learned my tricks very quickly. Is it really my doom
I threw the flying cat in an instant, and then I took a defensive posture. I vomited blood with a punch just now, and I’m sure I’m dead with another punch, but this time Renee didn’t listen to Heloise’s nonsense. , hesitated for a while, but went to find a substitute.
But when I started brushing the holy light on myself again, I vaguely heard a whisper like a mosquito.
"...Really didn't recognize me. Or have you completely forgotten me."
Seeing the demon-born woman kicking her clone to vent her anger, while listening to my answer with her ears pricked up, I suddenly felt like I was sorry for Renee too.
Considering that even talking nonsense is likely to be betrayed by a dead cat, I hesitated for a while, but I still told the truth.
"... Later, I saw the battle flag and naturally recognized it, but you have already done it. But Renee, you have really grown up, and I didn't even recognize the big change. The tomboy back then became a big girl all of a sudden. ."
Maybe I finally got it right once, and Renee, who couldn't hide things in her heart, suddenly turned sunny, and I was relieved.
In fact, what really makes me misunderstand is the huge difference in strength. Renee's progress surprised me. If you only look at the energy level, she is now above me, and it is no wonder that she can control the gods.
"Tsk."
Sure enough, the dead cat still lacked training, I escaped the disaster, she actually made no secret of her regret, just wanted to see her owner turn into rotten meat in a can.
"... Be serious, we're still fighting."
But I reminded them, but they were not recognized by others. They all looked slack and seemed to have established the victory.
We can be so leisurely now, of course, because the overall situation has been decided, Renee's massacre is over, and there are no demons coming up below. The other party seems to be afraid of her and directly blows up the passage.
Judging from Timiret's messy instruments, it seems that the demon army has almost been wiped out. The situation in front of us is very good, and a flat A can win in the past... It seems that I accidentally said something forbidden, so I won't be so unlucky, right? …
"... The high-energy reaction below is a new demon!"
Well, Timurett really is a professional demolition.
"Then you are a professional crow's mouth?"
"...Then, Heloise, are you a professional slobber?"