The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 572: The Troubles of Chief Bloodspear

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For Ainmethius, life in the abyss was actually pretty good.

There are people waiting on it every day, which is nothing to an ancient dragon like her, but compared with the boring daily life of the main plane, the abyss will have "surprises" every day.

No, those lizardmen came again early this morning and danced a lot of messy hula dances in front of them. ", "Shelter us" and the like.

The one who took the lead was a purgatory kobold shaman. Although this creature could speak dragon language, it was limited by the structure of its tongue. It was not very good. The lizardmen's accent had the gloom and tongue of a cold-blooded animal. Weird.

Not to mention, the weird dragon language rap, coupled with the lizardmen, ogres, and kobolds behind the hula sacrificial dance, it is really a very interesting farce. You can enjoy a peculiar burlesque show, and you can't stop clapping your hands.

For the lizardmen, being able to summon the ancient red dragon with a sacred object is both a big surprise and a fear.

When the blood red heart stone handed down in that era was discovered by this generation's great shamanmo that he could summon dragon beasts, it was an unexpected joy for the whole family. The power of the clan exploded.

But this holy artifact actually attracted the ancient red dragon a few days ago, which makes people feel a little too surprised, and the surprise is a bit overwhelming!

The appetite of evil dragons is not small, and it is precisely because of their strong predation that they become lord creatures... A territory cannot support several dragons, even one male and one female!

By the way, in the dragon race, the female dragon is generally stronger than the male dragon, so it is normal to kick the male dragon away for the sake of offspring mating without recognizing anyone...

Ahem, a dragon gathering place like Longcheng must have a large number of vassal races to serve it, at least the hunting will not let the dragons do it themselves, that is, Xiaohong who lived in the Sulphur Mountain City period, still has dozens of scorpion tails. Lions, devil vultures, the entire back mountain is its hunting ground.

Well, after saying so much, I actually want to prove one sentence - Xiaohong's food intake is very terrible.

What is a sheep for a meal, others are a cow for a bite...

This time, Xiaohong is not a conscript who brings her own dry food, and she has no plans to save money for her employer. Since Long is invited, at least she has to take care of herself.

Hunting in the abyss is not easy, but this evil dragon is very picky. In the abyss, it doesn’t eat creatures with a high degree of demonization. It must also cook cooked food with spices and seasonings. Whether it is hunters or cooks, it is the most severe. The test of the pitiful lizardmen is feeding the terrifying dragon with the rations of the whole clan.

If you only need rations, it's easy to handle. The problem is that this guy has high requirements. He even needs to supply wine. Drinks are a luxury in the abyss, but a barrel is enough for ten dwarves to drink spirits for a week. , but the amount of alcohol in this red dragon is extremely outrageous, and when someone treats guests, there is no lower limit to ask for tribute.

Drink dozens of barrels in the morning to refresh yourself, kill dozens of barrels before taking a nap at noon, and have more than 100 barrels for dinner. In a sense, when the alcohol restriction order was lifted, Ain Metheus lived better than the main plane. Even more chic, is to suffer the group of lizardmen.

But this kind of thing is not easy to say, the blood spear lizardman leader Gray Blade carefully calculated, if it really falls out, considering the strength of the red dragon and the powerful paladin that day, his entire clan will go up. Not enough for her to hit.

As a result, the entire clan became a vassal of the ancient red dragon, trying to serve it, hunting game for it, buying wine for it, and fearing that she would get bored and find something to do, organize sacrifice ceremonies and song and dance performances to relieve its boredom.

"...Why did the artifact left by the ancestors attract such a powerful dragon? Wasn't it just a few dragon beasts before? Even ordinary black dragons don't obey the call of this artifact, why did the ancient dragons come since then."

It was a stone heart, the size of a human being, as lifelike as a living heart, but surrounded by scaly stone layers.

Ten years ago, by an accident, Ash Blade, who was not the chief at the time, discovered the magical effect of this artifact.

As long as the blood is dropped on the stone, the heart will vibrate slightly, like a heart beating, it seems to continuously emit strange fluctuations, and then the surrounding dragons and beasts will be attracted and listen to the owner of the artifact. command.

So, the gray blade who got the golden finger was promoted all the way and raised his salary, became the CEO and married Bai Fumei... I mean, he killed the former chief, married the second wife left by the former chief, and became the new chief. It seems that the lizard Human relationships are also messed up.

But soon, Gray Blade discovered the limitations of this artifact. It is very attractive to low-level dragon beasts, but a slightly higher-level dragon beast can only be attached a little favor. When the beast comes, it can't be matched at all, but it can easily become a disaster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, no matter how much blood is sprinkled on the heart, the dragons don't even look at it, and it even makes the dragon feel uncomfortable and has the effect of expelling the dragon.

Today, this artifact has actually summoned an ancient red dragon, and it is still a very friendly red dragon queen. This is like a 30 million grand prize for just two yuan. Happiness comes too fast. , is a bit unbelievable.

"I am the chief chosen by God, and we will rule this plane!"

At that time, the gray blade was so high-spirited and so ambitious.

But at this time, in front of the altar, Huiren was very puzzled and puzzled. When he saw Ainmethius' ecstasy and ambition to dominate the entire plane, he was filled with endless regrets. This summoned thug was too much Power is not necessarily a good thing, big brother can't be.

"Chief, at this rate, our winter food..."

"I see. Go ahead and let them buy it. If it doesn't work, go to the mushroom man to grab some more. By the way, buy some more magic meat. If the dragon won't eat it, we will keep it for the winter..."

"Chief, there's not enough wine again..."

"... Go to the hag market to buy! Are there any spirit coins in the warehouse?"

"Chief, the red dragon thinks our dancing ogres are ugly! The old shaman sings ugly."

"... Go to the hag market to buy a few slaves that you can see. The elves are the best. The hunting team will also look for it! What are you doing, look for me."

"Chief..."

"Say!"

The angry gray blade has almost exploded, and when I think of the sharp nails of the red dragon that are bigger than myself, and the reputation of the red dragon is definitely not good, I can only bear it.

"… Honglong said that she wanted to eat roasted dead bull at noon, and she was too noisy, so she wanted someone to sing a lullaby for her. By the way, she also thought that living on the mountain was too simple, and asked when her dragon cave was fix it."

At this moment, the gray blade has the urge to drop the throne of the chief, what is the death bull, the legendary creature, whoever is dead, your ancient red dragon can be regarded as a delicacy, but can the lizardmen hunt

Dragon cave? The dragon cave of the ancient red dragon? Selling the Bloodspear tribe is not enough.

lullaby? This seems to be...

Shaking his head, few people know about this shameful thing. As soon as he gritted his teeth, Gray Blade simply stood up and planned to sing a lullaby to Honglong himself.

"Chief?"

"What's the matter?! Can't you make your own decisions?"

Finally, the gray blade erupted, but then, I found that the lizardman pointed at not far away with a terrified face.

"That super-playable Paladin came over that day!"