The old man and the woman looked at each other, and then said: "The greater the ability, the greater the things that can be done. The favor of an ordinary person is naturally irrelevant, but if it is the favor of the big black flag... he can really do it. Many things."
Lu Yu laughed and said, "Don't worry, I really don't like human feelings very much, and the most important thing is, have you thought about it, do you think that only you have secrets? Others have no secrets. Yes? If my secret is known to others, do you know what will happen? In front of me, I always feel that you are just like pediatrics, not worthy."
The old man and the woman looked at each other again, and then the old man sneered and said: "This...being a human being, don't be too confident, we have offended the people of the big black flag!"
Lu Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes, and said with a smile: "This kind of thing should be compared? Is the value of comparison? You really are... I don't understand you, do you like to compare so much? Comparing everything?"
The old man blushed, but he refused to admit it, and said, "It's only because you haven't seen the big black flag, nor have you seen his methods, and his power, so you will say this. If you have seen him, Then you will know that offending him will be more serious than offending other people, or even offending a powerful country!"
"Offend a powerful country?" Lu Yu pouted, "That's something I played under ten years old. I have already upgraded now."
Following the old man's words, Lu Yu was also a little unhappy.
Although... In Xiao Ruan's opinion, their competition is really... very boring, as if they are more miserable than anyone else.
Are men such creatures that like to compare? No one can be exempt from vulgarity? Even his own young master
So her eyes couldn't help but turn weird.
Lu Yu saw it, then blushed, rolled his eyes and said: "Why? I feel that the comparison is not good? Really... In fact, men's competition is only for the sake of face, and face is for better living. This is similar to your women. A very obvious difference."
"Oh? What is the difference?"
Not only Xiao Ruan, but even the woman opposite was asking. Obviously Lu Yu's phrase "woman" offended both women.
Lu Yu smiled and said, "Women wear beautiful clothes and put so much effort into makeup. Actually, they are not all for men. If they are only for men, wouldn't they be a bee-attracting butterfly? In fact, women do these things... for women. Hey... a man's face is for life, and a woman's life... is for face."
Xiao Ruan curled his lips and said, "Master... I don't have one."
Lu Yu hurriedly scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "I'm not talking about you, how can I be willing to talk about you? I'm talking about others, hehe..."
"Oh? So... Are you talking about me?"
The woman's face was green.
Lu Yu turned his head and glanced at her, then shrugged his shoulders and said, "Yeah, what do you think? Although I recognized you based on'Yun', it is actually very troublesome to check Yun. , I can’t use it on everyone around me, those strangers who walked by, should I watch it hard? Why would I notice you? And observe you, and thus understand your identity? Isn’t it because You are dressed too ostentatiously. You are here to assassinate for obvious reasons, but you have to put on beautiful clothes and dress yourself up. Not only do you show your true face, you even put on makeup... Who are you going to give to? Look? If you didn’t know that you were here to kill me, I thought you were here to seduce me. Tell me, why are you doing this? Obviously just change your clothes, change your face, and treat it as an ordinary village. Close to me like a woman, you might still have a chance! And you? Make yourself like a big peony, walking among a bunch of weeds, don’t you think you’re too eye-catching? Those businessmen’s eyes will fall on you Are you not conscious of it?"
The woman's face was green and white, and then... she lowered her head.
She didn't know what she thought at the time, she just wanted to change her identity to kill people, where did she think so much? She is not a full-time killer.
But when the other party said so, she discovered her problem.
It's because of how I dress up, I don't think it is a problem at all... This is the biggest problem!
Sure enough... Is it just like what he said? Actually, I just want to be more beautiful...
Yeah, when I first came here, every time it was still in the middle of the night...
Lu Yu sighed and said, "Actually, you can change your makeup just by walking through a tree. It proves that you have done this kind of thing more than once, even very often. I wondered, maybe At night, when there is no one around and everyone is sleeping again, you will secretly change into your favorite dress and do something you once liked, such as...burning a little incense or drinking a cup of tea Oh, yes, drinking tea, you should be the kind of person who puts on your clothes and drinks a cup of tea."
The woman suddenly raised her head, looked at Lu Yu incredulously, and asked in surprise: "You...how do you know?"
Lu Yu spread his hands and said, "Because you are so used to changing your makeup, because you are in a fishing village like this, for whatever reason, whether it is Xue Jingzhe's uncle or someone, can you get tea for you, or you can make it yourself. When you come to tea, this thing is very strange. If you can’t eat enough, some people will think of some tea? After all, you will never come to a guest here all year round, so you don’t need to prepare something for guests. said."
The corner of the woman's eyes twitched, and finally she sighed helplessly, "It turns out... I think it's a perfect drill, and there are so many loopholes in front of you."
"The fake is the fake," Lu Yu said in a deep voice, "The more real you are, the more you can only prove that you have become the person you pretended to be, so... Your previous attack was lost and you were more like A village woman only occasionally imagined that she was a noble woman."
"I… "
The woman clenched her fist tightly.
She was angry, extremely angry.
Because... She knew that Lu Yu was right.
"Humph," Lu Yu snorted coldly, and then said to the old man: "It's not to compare with you, but... You still don't worry about me, you think I'm dangerous, even if you don't worry about me, you don't worry about me. Open your mouth, if your identity is known, or I’m drunk, or I’m talking in my sleep, if someone hears it, then you’re all over. No one wants their life to be based on someone else’s unreliable mouth . So... I just want to reassure you, and this method is very simple."
Lu Yu looked at the two people quietly, and when they raised their heads to look at him, he said slowly, "My name is Lu Yu, and there is a fake name, Dan Zhu."
The eyes of the two people went round in an instant.