"But... But I really don't want to sell it, and I don't need money..." Lu Yu looked bitter.
He is telling the truth, he is not short of money.
The sharp-mouthed monkey was dumbfounded, and then he patted his thigh suddenly, and said, "Oh! I knew I wouldn’t sell you all those four things with those things. Ouch, now you don’t have what you need. I really can’t You bought it!"
Lu Yu frowned and looked at him with an anxious look, and then said, "This... this is something that can't be helped..."
The sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks suddenly lit up, looked at Fu Liu, then at Xiao Ruan, and then he smiled at Lu Yu: "This... can't be so absolute, in fact, I still have some goods here, absolutely good! It’s a cargo that a man understands, you just need to do it... Hey, it’s all cleaned up at night and sent to your room."
Lu Yu was taken aback, and asked, "A man knows everything? What is that? A woman?"
"Oh," pointed the monkey cheeks: "Don't be so blunt, but yes, it is a woman! The best women are definitely virgins, and ah, they are also very obedient, as long as you buy them back , It will make you ********."
When he said this, everyone seemed extremely angry.
Fu Liu was even more anxious. She was really afraid that Lu Yu would be careless, so she agreed.
Regardless of the world, there is a popular saying, don't use beautiful women to test men, and don't use money to test women.
Lu Yu's resistance to beauties came from Xiao Ruan's recognition or not, and Fu Liu had long felt that because her stomach hadn't moved at all for so long, so... She really planned to find another woman for Lu Yu!
Especially, recently, the look in her eyes looking at the wind chimes is a bit wrong!
"No way!"
So she rushed up immediately, shouting loudly: "It can't be like this, absolutely can't be this way, you must control yourself, little enemy, don't be impulsive, you know, if you are impulsive, sister will be I tortured you!"
This is a very sweet threat.
Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help touching his nose.
Xiao Ruan also said: "Master, the woman from the wild road, I'm afraid it's not very good."
Everyone felt that this matter should be settled, and Xiao Ruan had already spoken, so Lu Yu must not agree to this matter.
but…
Lu Yu smiled lightly, then said to the sharp-mouthed monkey cheek: "Well, you finally touched me with your sincerity, so let's..."
He calculated it, and then said, "How many women do you have?"
"Huh?" Such a question made the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks surprised and happy. The happy thing is that Lu Yu finally agreed and his move succeeded. But what was shocked was... Lu Yu actually asked how many women there were, no matter how many, he The spirit of everything.
Tremblingly probing: "There are... Ninety-eight?"
Lu Yu said, "Are there only ninety-eight?"
"Well, it's one hundred and ninety-eight, but some of the women have some... not so good, and some of them are not too sensible children, but those ninety-eight are my selection. , Of course I will introduce you the best, our relationship... Tsk tsk, isn’t it just here? Can I cheat you?"
It didn't take long to meet, and the sharp-billed monkey gill felt that he and Lu Yu were very "iron".
But when he said this, Xiao Ruan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
child
These three words really made Xiao Ruan a little desperate.
really.
Lu Yu's eyes released... a light that made people unable to look directly at him, then he nodded heavily, touched his nose and said, "Well... In fact, one sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released. There are many... um, it was such a happy decision."
"Sure enough..." Xiao Ruan couldn't help but rubbed his eyebrows.
Fu Liu saw it from the side and glanced at Lu Yu strangely. He really didn’t expect that he would disobey Xiao Ruan. It’s not that Lu Yu would be afraid of Xiao Ruan, but... Lu Yu’s peculiar emotion towards Xiao Ruan, Let him rarely upset Xiao Ruan.
So she hurried to Xiao Ruan's side and asked in a low voice, "Why are you so helpless? Also, why doesn't he listen to you?"
On the surface, I asked curiously, but there was a cunning look in his eyes. In fact, Fu Liu’s idea was very simple. Since... There is something that Lu Yu would not listen to Xiao Ruan, then this point can be used as an "attack". Ruan has a bargaining chip, it couldn't be better.
Xiao Ruan glanced at Fu Liu, then sighed and said, "I know what you are thinking, but... it should disappoint you, and you should get nervous, Master... everything is good, but it's about age. A very small woman... There is no resistance."
Fu Liu didn't want to understand for the first time.
But then... I wanted to understand, then I was stunned, and then I was panicked, and the look in Lu Yu's eyes was a bit bad.
I thought Lu Yu should have heard it, and he would have refuted it, but... Lu Yu blushed and smiled, and then lowered his head...
For a while, Fu Liu felt his desire to die.
Why did you choose such a guy? Like girls? This... This is too jerk, right? And most importantly, they are attracted to Lu Yu because they are young, and being young... is something they absolutely cannot do right now.
This is very hopeless.
The sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks also heard what they said, but just as if they didn’t hear it, he smiled and said, "Okay, don’t be one hundred and ninety-eight. The remaining two that I left privately are also sold together. Years of hard work, even if you don’t need it! Um... But at this price... Do you make a price first? See how many dollars you can exchange for this item?"
Lu Yu stretched out his hand, and he took out more than a hundred watches, many of which were in exquisite boxes, and they were scattered all over the place, seeming to be very worthless things.
Some of them are similar to Damon's, but more are much better-looking than his! Some things are just like this, they are worthless, and you know it at a glance, and you can't make fakes.
This really made Damon very desperate. He looked at the watch on the floor, squatted on the ground, and silently wiped his tears, but the sound of choking was a bit loud and very annoying.
Lu Yu frowned and said, "Go pick one."
Damon was fine in an instant, so he rushed forward.
Shangguan Qingxuan looked at the ordinary goods on his wrist, and couldn't help but glance at Lu Yu.
"You go too, it's not too bad."
After Shangguan Qingxuan heard Lu Yu's words, he rushed up immediately.
Lu Yu was smart this time, and without waiting for others to ask, he said, "Everyone present, one of them counts as one, so let's pick one, um, even you are included."
The last sentence was spoken to the sharp-mouthed monkey cheek.
"You are so generous!"
The sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks smiled, not hypocritical, and rushed to choose.
After all, they really don’t understand the value of these things. In fact, Lu Yu doesn’t understand either. What is more valuable and what is cheaper. There is too much knowledge in it, so he only knows that those with gold will be better. Expensive, the more advanced the movement, the more expensive, the bigger the brand, the more expensive, the more functions, the more expensive... Of course, the prices are intertwined with each other, there is no strict rule.
But there is one thing that Lu Yu can be sure of. This thing depends on whether you like it or not. To put it bluntly, the most important thing is its appearance.
After everyone had finished choosing, and even Fu Liu went up to grab another one, Lu Yu said: "Then we have to talk about business now. The prices of these watches are different, and the two most extreme ones have a thousand times the difference between the top and bottom. I won’t teach you how to distinguish the value. Those girls must be expensive and cheap, so... I don’t need to talk about the price. They are almost the same. How specific is it... One watch, three women, can’t not enough."
The sharp-mouthed monkey froze for a moment, then raised his head.
What he did was not a counter-offer.
Instead, he directly raised his thumb and exclaimed: "Happiness! Benevolence and righteousness!"
Lu Yu nodded, and then said, "But this way, all the women in your place are added together, and you can't change all of these watches, so let's count you seventy dollars and choose yourself."
This is another discount.
But the sharp-mouthed monkey's gills did not move, but said: "Um... Since you always like women... Can you wait for me for a few days? Anyway, you also need to wait for those three materials, so let me try my best Go get some for you, and... Hey, I'm all round these watches! How about?"