The veteran thought for a while, then stretched out his hands and kept looking back and forth. Finally, he focused on his left hand... the little finger, and then said, "This... Is it all right?"
The surrounding soldiers looked ashamed.
what
Make such a big mistake, mistake, or even sin, and want to solve it with just one finger? This is really shameless! Too fucking shameless.
Then everyone was fortunate that it was really great to let him talk to Lu Yu!
Sure enough, shameless is invincible.
The corner of Lu Yu's eyes also twitched, and he asked, "That's it?"
There is already anger in the words.
But the veteran said righteously: "Master Hou, if we want to retain our combat power to avenge the young master, we can only harm our own body as little as possible. My companion is secretly scolding me shamelessly. I also want to say this. Only when we maintain the heyday can we avenge the young master. After all, there are not many people who can defeat the young master. Those who dare to take the initiative in the young master, It’s even rarer. With the Blackbird’s rescue, it can cause such injuries. It’s even more unheard of. So... we must protect our bodies."
Lu Yu's eyes twitched. Although shameless, he had to say that the other party's statement was true.
Taking a deep breath, Lu Yu sneered: "So, you can shamelessly, as long as you maintain your combat power?"
The veteran said: "Exactly!"
Lu Yu smiled lightly, and then said: "Well, now you listen carefully, three hundred people, ran to the edge of the city, then took off their clothes and ran a hundred laps along the city wall, not too fast or too slow."
In a word, the hearts of everyone present trembled.
This method... is too ruthless.
Especially those three-hundred soldiers, one by one, their faces looked like ashes.
Let them throw their heads and blood on the battlefield, there is no problem, after all, that is their job, but... stripped naked and paraded, this kind of thing... is beyond their bottom line.
But this time, to everyone's surprise, the veteran who was regarded as the most shameless stood up for the first time, then thanked him loudly, and immediately began to take off his clothes.
Lu Yu hurriedly reached out his hand to stop it.
But when everyone thought that Lu Yu was going to be exempt from this punishment, Lu Yu said: "My words... Are you listening seriously? I asked you to walk to the edge of the city, take off your clothes, and run again. With so many women here, do you have to look at your ugliness?"
The veteran was taken aback, then blushed, and hurriedly said: "Yes, Lord Hou!"
After speaking, he was ready to run to the city.
Before leaving, he said, "Master Hou, can I be allowed to carry a knife? We are soldiers. Even if we die, we can't drop the weapon in our hands."
Lu Yu nodded and said, "Okay, go."
He was telling the truth, three hundred soldiers, every day when he sleeps, he needs to hug his own weapons, especially long swords, and put it directly under his head with the scabbard, with one ear close to it. , Keep this action unchanged overnight.
In doing so, they are not simply protecting their weapons in the future, and they can withdraw their weapons as soon as they are in danger. The more important purpose is to use the principle of a scabbard like a drum to clearly hear the sound of the ground. , If a horse passes by twenty miles away and shakes the ground, they can hear it clearly and react immediately. They really learned this from Xiao Hei. This superficially loose and incompetent wolf always puts his ears on the ground every night when he sleeps, even if someone kindly brings him bedding, It must also leave a vacancy in the ear and directly touch the ground. Over time, everyone will understand how alert it is and what meaning it has. Anyway... Because of Xiao Hei's actions, he has saved the lives of 300 Soldiers several times.
In this way, everyone has done so.
So they say that the sword will not leave the body, it is really very convincing.
Seeing that the veteran had gone, the rest of the soldiers had no reason to refuse, all of them were like dead mothers, bowing their heads and walking out in grief and indignation.
Then he really walked to the edge of the city and really took off his clothes. Amidst the exclamation of countless people, especially the exclamation of women, he started running for a whole day.
That scene, let alone how spectacular it was.
But this incident also had some strange effects.
For example, although the Three Hundred Soldiers looked sad on the surface, in fact, they did not hesitate in their actions, whether it was undressing or running, especially... the strange whole body was polished, everyone still had weapons hanging from their waists. … Such a move is even more dumbfounding.
When they ran, they didn't evade the slightest, letting their legs dangle constantly, and slapped them on the thighs without any worries.
face
How can the people who crawl out of the blood, the guys who often wander before the gate of ghosts, care? The reason why he was so sad and indignant before was that he deliberately gave Lu Yu a look, making him feel as if his punishment was terrifying, very crushing, and very effective.
But in fact... they really don't care. One is that they feel cool, the other is light, and the third is that they feel that the thing is uncontrollable, and it's really annoying to wander around, that's all.
But this incident also produced other interesting results.
For example... There are few married men in the Three Hundred Soldiers. Perhaps everyone has a fear of such a powerful army.
But after this incident, they received many offers of marriage. Yes, the woman came to propose marriage.
Then many bachelors have wives.
This incident was really unexpected for Lu Yu.
"Grandma's, am I punishing them or rewarding them? What's wrong with women in this world? They don't like good people on weekdays. It's really strange that such shameful guys are getting popular."
Is it really weird
Running naked, this shameful, and really funny behavior makes everyone feel a sense of "humanity" in them. Such humiliation is not annoying, but still forbearing, so that everyone feels that they are safe and reliable, at least they have a good temper. The most important thing is their body... It is really that everyone is as strong as a cheetah, not very prominent, but extremely layered muscles, almost no fat ratio, so that their bodies show a kind of extraordinary The beauty of imagination, even those scars that look terrifying on them, adds to their wild charm and maximizes the attractiveness of men.
Let those girls at home want to see but feel embarrassed, dare not look, but don’t look... and feel panicked, so some family members can only marry 300 soldiers because their girls have their eyes dirty. A, some family members feel that they are safe and reliable. With the addition of their strength and status in the previous rumors, naturally... it can be regarded as a good match. Many people think that they are very demanding, so they just want to try to propose a marriage, but they didn't expect... Almost every marriage proposal has got good results.
All of this really made Lu Yu gritted his teeth in hatred.
Of course, these are all things to follow.
After punishing the Three Hundred Soldiers, Lu Yu returned to the hut again and sat down and looked around.
Everyone knows that this is actually a kind of slaughter.
"Let’s talk about what we should do, how to prepare, and how to make arrangements."