Lu Yu raised his head and saw that an airplane was flying by, and then... there was also a small black dot, which was gradually getting bigger.
It was a parachute, and the people under the parachute were desperately shaking hands at him.
The corner of Lu Yu's eyes twitched.
Because he knows that person too well.
It was just now that I was worried about his life and death... Wang Xiaoman.
After blinking, he quietly waited for Wang Xiaoman to land, and then... slowly stepped forward, and when Wang Xiaoman was smiling and preparing to say something, he slapped him abruptly.
With a snap, Wang Xiaoman was stunned, clutching his cheek, tears flashing in his eyes, it hurts.
"Why do you... hit me?!"
The corner of Lu Yu's mouth twitched, "Why are you talking about? Damn! You're a damn thing, that's what you want to find a device that can detect whether a person is lying? Are you crazy!"
Wang Xiaoman aggrieved: "After finally meeting, you have to ask me this?"
"Damn! Why don't you ask this question? For this thing, you lost all the island I gave you, and you made me worry about your meal. You fucking kidnapped all the officials from the country, damn it. Damn! I have become criminals because of you!"
Wang Xiaoman was taken aback, and then he smiled: "Oh, so you are worried about me!"
"Fart! I wish you died quickly!"
"Oh, don't say that, I know you are reluctant."
Lu Yu snorted coldly, looked down at his legs and feet, and then said, "How are your legs? Seeing that you can skydive... Don't play with this dangerous thing anymore, and don't break your leg in the future. "
Lu Yu hates the air. He has a fear of heights. Even if he jumped up and flew up, he actually fell down immediately after finding a place where no one was there. No, he fell down to be exact.
Anyway... I just pretend to be forced, and then... I have to endure the pain.
Wang Xiaoman said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm completely able to move, and it's better than before!"
"Well, that's good, but be careful." Lu Yu nodded, "But what is going on? Why did you make that instrument? And... how did you make it?"
Wang Xiaoman smiled and said: "Actually, I wanted to get things like this a long time ago. I said... Ancestor, don’t forget that you were deceived because of a lie, and you almost died! People like you are suffering. No lies, and you really can’t do with women... Hey, who do you think I am for? I don’t want you to use it so that you don’t have to be suspicious of other women. After all, once injured, I’m afraid I’ll be suspicious of all women in this life. By then...you won’t be able to touch any women? Really... Of course I am doing it for your own good."
He paused for a while, seeing Lu Yu's expression getting worse and worse, he immediately said, "Actually, the reason why this thing is completely successful is because of the spirit stones you gave me. I don’t know why. Just take them. Extract the energy from it, then add it to the machine, and it’s done! That thing just works! You say magic is not magic?"
"This..." Lu Yu didn't expect that in such a big pot, there was half of him...
He hurriedly said: "Destroy them!"
"Uh... okay, okay," Wang Xiaoman sighed, "Actually... I thought about it and thought it was really wrong that this thing was invented."
"Oh? Can you still have this kind of consciousness?"
"Because... I kind of understand why I can detect those lies, because that machine can already detect...'soul' things! Hey, I'm not a god, and I don't want to do things that gods can do, soul? I dare not touch that kind of thing."
"Because of this alone?"
"Of course... there is one more thing. I used that machine once, to the damn woman next to me, and then... I still can't face her until now, it turns out... She always thinks I'm so ugly, and it makes me sick to look at me. , When I am usually...she...she actually imagined me as someone else, and...that or other reaction is fake! I'm sad...I'm sad..."
The corner of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and then couldn't help but ask curiously: "Then she... Who was thinking in her mind at that time?"
"Picasso!"
"… What?"
"It's the guy who has been painting for many years, saying that he seems to like his paintings."
"This… "
Lu Yu really didn't know what to say.
A demon clan likes famous paintings, and then he also likes a painter who has been dead for hundreds of years, and even thinks about each other when doing that kind of thing... This... the demon clan is the demon clan, it's that heavy taste!
"Forget it, don't talk about this..." Lu Yu didn't want to say anything more on this topic, so he asked: "How do you know I am here?"
"Who am I? Hey," Wang Xiaoman stunned, and then said: "I am a person with a heavenly eye. Of course, I will know where you are. The heavenly eye has already locked your appearance. As long as you show up, it will Will tell me the first time."
Lu Yu said, "It turned out to be like this... But it's a coincidence that you are actually near here. I thought you would go to the Yaozu side."
Wang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said: "Where is there such a coincidence? I happened to be beside me. This time I was taken into the nest. I lost too much! Especially the statue that looks like you was scared at the beginning. It was broken and didn’t take it away. After investigating for a while, I found out that it was stolen by someone from Italy. No, this time I came here to take it back. But... Xiaoyu, that statue won’t be you Huh? You usually... become a statue? It's like a movie I watched when I was a kid. Only at a certain time can you become a human being. Usually you are a statue and a doll... Are you cursed by the monster? "
The corner of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and then he said, "This matter... don't you know it."
"Oh..." Wang Xiaoman suddenly realized, and then asked: "What's the matter? What were we talking about?"
"Picasso's matter."
"Oh, don't mention it, sad... my heart hurts!"
Wang Xiaoman looked bitter.
Lu Yu smiled and said: "Okay, don't be painful. Are you sick with someone who has been jealous for so many years? Besides, it's normal for people to have idols. Besides, people are so high that their needs are different from ordinary people. It’s normal for you to fail to meet the standard."
Hearing Lu Yu's words, Wang Xiaoman looked as if he didn't know him, with a look of horror... No, he looked at him in surprise, and then shouted in shock: "Let me go! Master, have you changed sex?! Finally become Are my colleagues in the same category?"
"roll!"
"Okay! Tell me, which girl is so lucky, sister-in-law? Can you let me see? Oh, what kind of beauty is the beauty of the country and the beauty that can make the great god of ours aloof Fan Xinna? Oh, yeah, It's not working, it's not working, you have to take a look!"
Lu Yu looked at him, and suddenly wanted him to meet Xiao Ruan. One of his few good friends, and his most important woman, should be met by them.
"Me too..." Lu Yu said with a sigh, "I hope that one day you can meet one another... Well, there must be this opportunity."
He sighed, then changed the subject and asked: "The island was given to you, where do you live now?"
"Hey!" Wang Xiaoman said with a smile: "A good place, no better... good place!"
"Oh? Then I'm going to be a guest."