"Good smell!"
If two strangers meet for the first time, what should they say so that they don’t get bored
For example,'What a thick gold chain, where did you buy it? '
Another example is'please ask, where can I go? '
There seem to be many methods, but not many effective ones. The first one will make people worry that you want to rob him, and the second one will make people think that you are selling insurance.
But what makes people helpless is that almost all people will use this method instead of using the really more effective "weather today" which was eliminated decades ago.
A'person' came from the sky like a star, flashing quickly, then suddenly stopped, changed direction, and appeared above Lu Yu and the others.
He was humble and polite, first arched his hand, and then said such a sentence.
Yes, anyone who hears it can understand that he might want to mix a little bit of food.
But knowing that going does not mean that they will give it to him.
For example, Lu Yu looked up at the man, then nodded and said, "Yes, it's really fragrant."
After speaking, he stuffed a piece of meat into the female general's mouth.
Not on the road at all.
The person in the sky froze for a moment and looked a little embarrassed. He should have left in a desperate manner, but felt that it would lose face, especially for this fragrance, he didn't want to give up, so he floated down and fell in front of Lu Yu, and said: "It's really... It's very fragrant, and the closer the distance is, the flavor is stronger. Um... I don't know what kind of meat you are? What is it? How can it have such a strong flavor?"
Lu Yu blinked blankly, and then said: "These things were picked up earlier, and the meat was picked up in another place. He happened to be hungry, so he got together and cooked the meat. I didn't expect it to taste good."
The meaning of saying this is that I obviously don't want to answer and deal with it casually, and I obviously don't want to talk to him.
The man froze for a moment, and then nodded: "Oh, then you are really lucky, smell this smell, feel its energy, um...how does it feel like dragon meat?"
The man narrowed his eyes and stared at Lu Yu warily.
Lu Yu blinked his eyes blankly, then raised his head and looked at the man. After a long silence, he said, "I don't know, dragon meat? You said this is like dragon meat? Have you ever eaten dragon meat?"
The man was taken aback for a while, and then the two looked at each other like this for another long time. The man said, "No, absolutely not. I guessed it."
The two understood at once that the other... is not a good person!
So two bad guys got together, and suddenly you understood that I also smiled understandably.
Lu Yu said, "Well, then I don’t know if your guess is right. After all, this thing... I said before. I picked it up in another place. The meat was not big at the time, and I don’t know what it came from. It fell from the body."
"Oh, it turned out to be like this, so it's really possible that it's dragon meat."
"Well, there is such a possibility after all, but... Eating dragon meat might be a little bad, right?"
The two are constantly testing each other.
Lu Yu not only had to test out a lot of information about the other party, but he also had to understand the information of the world from the other party's words, such as... What is the position of the dragon in this celestial realm. Judging from the fact that the other party solemnly stated that he had never eaten dragon meat, but he must have eaten dragon meat, dragons also have a high status in the heavens, but the gods of the heavens do not regard them as similar.
This is interesting.
Lu Yu put down his shovel, as if he was not ready to continue roasting.
The person hurriedly said: "In fact, it was picked up, and it may not be dragon meat. Maybe it is just something that smells like dragon meat, and... I also said before that I have never eaten dragon meat. So what I say, I cannot count."
"Oh!" Lu Yu was stunned, and then continued to barbecue.
"This..." The man saw that Lu Yu was still not on the road, and said, "This meat is really good. I don't know how it will feel after taking a bite."
Lu Yu said, "It's very slippery and tender, it melts in the mouth, um... It's just that kind of feeling, it's not meat, but something soft and moist. It's not easy to describe, sorry."
The corner of the man's eyes twitched.
After finally squeezing out a smile, he said: "The so-called "Meeting a Thousand Miles" is an old friend, and this meat... You picked it up casually. Is it dangerous? Naturally you can't be sure, so let me try it. If there is a real danger, you should be warned in time to get treatment."
Lu Yu blinked, and then suddenly realized: "Oh! So you want a bite!"
That person obviously wants to roll his eyes, secretly saying that you fucking understand it? !
I nodded hurriedly, ready to enjoy the deliciousness I haven't enjoyed for many years...
But when Lu Yu said directly, "This...you have to ask for money."
"what?"
The man was stunned.
Lu Yu said: "Although the thing was picked up, I spent so much time cooking it after all, and... If the thing is left there, whoever picked it up should belong to him. Since it is mine, I naturally have it. Qualified to ask you for money, right?"
"Also... the same is true."
The person didn't want to say anything to help you test the poison, and said directly: "Well then, how much does it cost?"
Lu Yu said, "It depends on how much you want to spend. After all, I'm not a greedy person, so I just need to think about it."
Isn't this greedy for money? Take a bite and clamor for money.
The corner of the man's eyes twitched, and then he began to think carefully.
Money... How much
This... it's dragon meat after all! Although both of them denied it, they knew that this damn thing was dragon meat! Then you should give a price suitable for the dragon meat, otherwise the other party will not sell it, you will appear to be a little bit petty and will be looked down upon.
After thinking and thinking, some meat pains took out a golden ball from his arms, and then said: "A piece of meat, is this always enough?"
How does Lu Yu know how much this little golden egg is
Why does he want money? It’s to get this information out without knowing whether this heaven has money and what kind of money it looks like, so that you are completely ignorant and don’t want the other party to know that you don’t know... Up.
Lu Yu behaved very calmly, curled his lips, as if he was not too satisfied, but he reached out his hand to take the golden ball, and then made out a piece of meat that was one inch square and passed it directly.
"This… "
The corner of the man's eyes twitched, and he smiled bitterly: "Maybe something is missing, right? Just that?"