In the end, Du Yan still paid the money, and when she left, she was really angry.
She is in charge of the entire Fenglingtai, and logically, she should have a lot of money.
But to be reasonable, she is really not that rich. After all, everything belongs to the Fengling God King, and she manages it on her behalf, so... She also earns a salary, although the salary is very high...
But when I think about it carefully, I actually spent more than two months of salary to buy a lot of cosmetics...
No matter how you think, I feel a little reluctant, a little unhappy, and always feel that I have been cheated.
But when she walked up the steps of the egg-shaped building and walked on it, some people walked towards her, and then looked at her with a curious look. Some people even came up to ask, asking who she was and whether she was a powerful family. Of daughter.
Ask these because they can't help but Yan Yan.
So polite, and didn't directly drive her away, but because of her beauty at this time.
She naturally knows this.
So... I'm really excited.
Then there is also a bad taste, and I have to pretend to behave again, wait for the other party to use all the means, and then show their identity, scaring the other party to death... She enjoys the process very much.
I was worried in my heart, after seeing the bird, I must show her well and make her angry!
Then I feel that the money spent... is worth it!
Just like...Wang Xiaoman once said to Lu Yu, women...Why do they dress up? Why do you want to make yourself so beautiful? Do you think they really want to show to men? No, men think too much, they do it just to show women.
It's... so wonderful.
…
Lu Yu slept very comfortably. Although the female player did not have any experience in coaxing Lu Yu to sleep, this did not affect her quick grasp.
Lu Yu woke up, stretched a big lazy waist, smiled, then opened his mouth, Xiao Ruan immediately poured warm tea into his mouth, rinsed his mouth, and Lu Yu smiled hehe. : "How long have I slept?"
"About ten hours."
Xiao Ruan smiled softly.
Lu Yu nodded and said, "So, the time now should be considered daytime? Hey... Everything is good in this celestial realm. The most unbearable thing for me is that there is no night at all, and how do people sleep if there is no dark sky? Ordinary. How do crops grow? Hey... Surely only those fairy grass magic medicines can grow here... No wonder people in the heavens, desperately trying to get the human world, are directed at so many crops in the human world... Hey, the heavens too There are still more ordinary people."
Xiao Ruan nodded, and then asked: "Then master, what should we do next?"
"Xiao Ruan, you really asked me about this question..." Lu Yu scratched his head, and then said, "To be honest, I'm really confused now. I don't know what I should do now. Actually... a lot. I have finished the layout, so I just need to wait for the key figures to come back and land on my chessboard. Hey, the chessboard has been arranged, but the chess pieces will not fall into it voluntarily... This is really a bit embarrassing. Yes, oh yes, did you take the name of that long knife?"
In a word, everyone present fell silent.
Xiao Ruan smiled bitterly: "Then... After all, the long knife is Qingxuan's private property, so why are we embarrassed to pick a name?"
Lu Yu nodded and said, "That's the same reason."
Then, he walked directly out of the door, and shouted loudly, "Qingxuan, get out of me!"
A room next to him was suddenly pushed aside, Qing Xuan ran out of it, with some disheveled clothes... Obviously he lives with Hai Liuzi, do the two sleep without clothes
Hmm... There is a problem!
But now it was obvious that Lu Yu didn't want to consider this question, instead he asked, "Have you taken the name of that long knife?"
"This... I..."
Qing Xuan was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect to call him out because of this incident. Because of the sudden, he didn't know how to answer for a while. If he said... if he didn't take one, Lu Yu would definitely take one. But if you say that you have already taken it... The fact is that you haven't taken it. If you think of a name now, it will be really bad. It may not be much better than Lu Yu's name.
So I couldn't speak for a long time.
Seeing him vomiting, Lu Yu frowned and said coldly: "Why don't you answer?!"
At this moment, it was a shock, Qing Xuan immediately panicked, and hurriedly said: "Actually, this name has not yet been taken!"
"Oh!" Lu Yu suddenly sighed, "Sure enough, you can't even choose a name without me, hey... Forget it, even if I am reluctant, I can help you choose a name, how old is it? Something about it? Really, you’ve done it a long time ago. You can’t hold back for so long, right? I’ll just work out... Let’s think about it, this name is an art, and it’s an art that needs to be taken into consideration. Its image must also be considered for its role. More importantly, it is easy to remember. When it is famous all over the world, it will not make people forget its name, right? In fact, the name is really important, so... I Think about it..."
Lu Yu was really thinking about it very seriously. A group of people thought that his previous voice was almost all up, and they gathered around. They didn't know what was going on, but after they asked them clearly, they began to look with pity. Looking at Qingxuan.
But Qingxuan... doesn't think so.
I used to think that Lu Yu's name was a idiot, but now when I hear about the issues that Lu Yu needs to consider when naming it, I feel that it is particularly reliable! If all these points are reached, where can the name go? As for the white bar... Well, it must have been a momentary error. It is not a normal problem. There is a red in the middle of my long knife, so I can't call it white bar anymore? He always felt that a name would be better than Bai Tiao.
Besides, letting Lu Yu choose a name would make Lu Yu happy. This would be considered flattering, so why not do it
Lu Yu thought for a long time, and then a flash of inspiration, he hehe smiled and said, "I thought about it! From now on, this long knife... will be called oily noodles! If it is difficult to remember, call it noodles, um, Too appropriate!"
After Qing Xuan listened, she was stupid.
It took a long time to come back, and couldn’t help asking: "That... why... is it such a name? It... how does it look like a patch?"
Lu Yu said, "Tsk, why are you so stupid? Generally speaking, as long as I say the name, you should think of the beauty of my name! Look, this weapon is curved, right? The surface is shiny, right? Is it white all over? Doesn’t it look like a sliced noodle?! It’s just like it, too appropriate! And ah, the red in the middle is like the chili on top of spicy noodles, of course, You definitely don’t know what chili is. Anyway, it’s a red thing. Of course, this red gem can also be understood as a marinated egg. Look, if you eat a bowl of noodles, you must have marinated eggs. Yes, it’s nutritionally balanced."
A group of people, none of them thought about what noodles should look like.
My mind is full of "patches" and "patches" floating, and then I look at this extremely beautiful long knife, and then think of the name "patches"... Everyone has a feeling of vomiting blood.
And Lu Yu was still excited, and continued: "You... don't understand. What is a patch? What is a sword? All tools! One manages life, the other manages death. In another place, most people rely on it every day. They survived with the patch, but on the other hand, their safety also needs a sword to provide, one death for a lifetime, one death for a lifetime... The cycle goes back and forth, this is the world's most important thing! For example, we cultivate the land, wait for it to be harvested, and then Eat the food, that is, the noodles, and then grow up to become a warrior. The grass stems burn the weapons. People carry the weapons and fight on the front line. Then they die. The corpses are buried in the ground and become food again. Nourishment, and then again bred food that can be alive, and it is made into dough again... dough and knife, this is life, this is the world, you...understand?"
Don't understand! Absolutely don't understand! Don't want to understand!
Anyway, everyone knows clearly that the name of this patch is ugly!
Then one person laughed, it was Xiao Ruan, who laughed out loud.
Lu Yu also smiled lightly, then turned his head and said, "Look, Xiao Ruan understands everything, but you don't."
After speaking, he curled his lips and looked towards the sky.
Noodles and knife.
This is true in all worlds, all places.
This is the heaven, but also the dough and the knife.
In order to obtain the dough, they incarnate themselves as long swords and attack the human world...
But when Lu Yu looked up at the sky, he didn't know that what he was waiting for, the sharpest sword in the heavens, was getting up from a suspended island and rushing back to the Phoenix Spirit Platform.
Two people, one after the other, are women.
The woman in front looked a little bit ashamed.
The woman behind was the same bird waiting for Duyan, ready to ridicule.
Aviary followed the woman in front, and said in a deep voice, "Master, the news is absolutely correct. There is now a person in Fenglingtai who can turn an abandoned artifact that I don't know how many years has passed down into a spiritual artifact The sword of the sword, from a sword to a knife, never comes into being. In particular, there is a strange red gem inlaid in the middle.