The monkey was completely stunned. Originally, he wanted to get angry, but in the end he blinked blankly and began to wonder, is it because of this that he is not being treated
Shouldn't it be possible? After all, that's the Lord God King, can't be so... small, right? And that's definitely your own respect, okay? How can the other party understand his own mind? Anyway... Although I don't want to say anything, I don't want to use this as a reason to hate it, right
Then... The monkey kept reminiscing about the things that King Botu had done in his heart, and then found out... It's really possible!
When he was lost in thought, Lu Yu turned his head and asked God King Xiang Daji, "What kind of guy is this monkey? What he said is really arrogant."
King Daiji did not answer this question.
Instead, Du Yan sighed, and whispered to Lu Yu: "He, he is the man in the entire heaven, known as the man closest to the god king's position! Because even without the god seal, he can be beaten with any god king. Tie, most importantly, his speed is the fastest and most flexible man in the entire heavenly realm. He said that the emperor can't kill him. This is really not bragging."
"It turned out to be like this... It turned out to be a god-level figure! Then... How come to come here to see the door? Be a watchdog? No, it's a watch monkey."
The two of them were chatting.
The monkey's eyes became more and more fierce, and he said in a deep voice, "Do you think I am deaf?!"
Lu Yu said, "Of course not. Your ears are so big, you must hear clearly."
"Then you treat me as dead? Say I'm a watchdog?!"
"No, you are still alive, but what can you do if you are alive? Don't you know the basic cultivation of a watchdog? No matter what other people talk about you, as long as we don't break through the barriers and do weird things, you just can't do anything. It's against us."
"I… "
The corner of the monkey's eyes twitched, and then he said, "I am not the gatekeeper! So I can be very kind to you!"
"Not the gatekeeper?"
Lu Yu turned his head to look at him, and then said, "Then let's go in."
"No! You can't enter, there are rules!"
"Ha!" Lu Yu laughed mockingly: "You said it wasn't the gatekeeper? Obviously it was the gatekeeper."
The monkey said angrily: "You are sophistry!"
"It's a coincidence, this sentence is exactly what I want to say."
The situation that was very smooth before, is now being brought into the rhythm of nozzle cannons by Lu Yu, and this monkey obviously rarely does this kind of thing with people, so he is obviously not proficient, and Lu Yu doesn’t need to spend much effort at all. Bring the rhythm to where you want.
Then he spread his hand and said: "Okay, okay, let’s not talk about that much, since I can’t kill you, and you are watching the door, then... things are much simpler, I will try to make it difficult and complete yours. The rules are good, what a big deal, right?"
The corner of the monkey's eyes twitched, and then said, "It depends on whether I will give you this opportunity!"
"Damn!"
Lu Yu stared at the monkey with a shocked look, and then said, "You stinky looking at the door, dare you be so rude to the guests? Damn, I can't bear it if others can bear it, you have a problem like this. Just don’t get used to it! You wait and see if I kill you!"
The monkey turned angrily and smiled: "Kill me? Okay, you don't need to kill me today. As long as you can touch my clothes, I will even win!"
"Aren't you looking down on people a little bit? I have such a high status, such a great ability, but I can't even touch your clothes? I'm already thinking about whether to kill you, and you actually paid it back. Want to bet on such a game with me? Okay, very good, Xiaoye will satisfy you this time, anyway, Xiaoye is in a good mood today. You said... As long as I touch your skirt, you will lose, right?"
"That's it! As long as you can touch my clothes, then I will give up immediately!"
"It's so boring to just admit defeat, let's bet something, right? That's it, didn't you look down on people before? Everyone has to follow your rules? That's good! Let's bet... If I lose, I have to You have to scratch your ears, and... I have a lot of treasures, very valuable and very valuable things, they are all very valuable to me, to you? That is even more rare treasure! And I promise, If you have my treasure, as long as you give it to King Botu, she will definitely change her attitude towards you in the future, she will definitely be very good, at least she won't hate you that much."
The monkey was taken aback. He, who was originally very angry, really couldn't help asking: "Um... what kind of gift is that?"
Lu Yu smiled lightly, then suddenly stretched out his hand and shook it, and a small bottle appeared on his palm, and then he shook it in front of the eyes of the heroine and Du Yan...
Yes, a limited edition bottle of perfume is not something you can buy even if you have money in a previous life.
The two women froze for a moment, then their eyes naturally lit up, and then they couldn't move their eyes away, they wanted to see more clearly.
Lu Yu then took back the bottle of perfume and said, "Have you seen it? The allure for women is so great! And not only this thing, I also have a lot of valuable treasures that people want to own, if I lost, I can give you a lot! What do you think?"
The monkey swallowed heavily.
He wants it!
Lu Yu continued: "But if you lose, you still have the same sentence. Your rules... are not good for me. You have to follow my rules. Since you were rampant before, then... If you lose, When I walked in, not only did I not need to conduct any tests, but I needed you to accompany me personally, wait on the side and let me comfortably go to the arena of Rushzi, how about it? It’s fair, right? And even if you lose, in fact... I am very difficult to wait for, you will wait for me, and you will be waiting for God King Bosu. It is also for you... Well, it's good, how? This bet... Will you accept it?"
"Huh! There is nothing to say about this bet!"
Lu Yu nodded and said, "That's good, then get ready to start!"
He sneered, and then waved his small fist, as if he was really about to start killing.
And the monkey finally stood up from the stone tablet, obviously ready to move.
But at this moment, Lu Yu suddenly said, "Right, this concept... We haven't made it clear yet."
"What concept?"
"Just how does it count as touching your skirt? Is it a certain part of my body, such as the touch of my hands and feet, or my weapon? But I always think... If it is pure If we touch, if our speed is very fast, then... it’s hard for anyone to see, even if it’s now God King Daiji came to prove it, but he is on my side after all, if we ran into it, you said you didn’t touch What should I do? If I didn’t meet it, if I said I did, then what should I do? So... I think we should make this bet a little more difficult, that is... Not only I want to meet you, but also Your clothes are damaged, so I won, how about it?"
The monkey thought for a while, and then sneered: "You have to add difficulty to yourself, well, then do it like this, and... just through your self-improvement difficulty, I think you are still a good guy, wait a while I won you, except for what I want from you, I won't hurt you anymore, at least... I won't kill you!"
Lu Yu said, "Okay, then we... Is this the beginning?"
"Okay! I'm already ready!"
Very cleverly, Lu Yu’s rhythm just caused the opponent to start waiting for Lu Yu’s attack stupidly. This bet was originally a scam, and the test was whether Lu Yu could hit the opponent instead of fighting each other. This meant that … The monkey would subconsciously wait for Lu Yu's attack instead of rushing up to beat Lu Yu first.
So Lu Yu didn't worry, and said softly, "Wait a moment, I will take out my weapon..."