"Favorite? What is your favorite?"
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, feeling a little bit of a nuisance, but he pretended to be curious.
The island owner said: "My favorite is to eat my friends!"
Lu Yu's eyes twitched violently, and he immediately said, "Are you kidding me? Haha, this kind of joke is really not funny at all..."
The island owner didn't care what he said, but just said to himself: "Friend, it's the most delicious thing in the world, tsk tsk... As long as you think about it, you can't help but flow out with this saliva... Haha. But friends... Hey, after all, there are too few. The friend I ate first was because of anger. I didn’t know how to vent my anger, so I ate my bones and blood. I didn’t expect... Well, the taste is totally impossible. Resist! So I started to eat other friends, but my friends are not many, one by one... After so many years, I have eaten up. Without friends, naturally there is no such delicacy. This is really a treat It’s a desperate thing, but one day I suddenly wanted to understand. Since I don’t have previous friends, then... I can create some friends and then eat them. Isn’t that okay? Hahaha, I’m so smart. It's really a good way, especially... For friends like you from afar, it tastes more flavorful, especially when we have the same temper and common topics. Your understanding of art really brings me a lot of surprises. …Well, it’s really nice to meet you!"
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched again, and then said with a wry smile: "This... I won't think it's a good thing when I meet you, but... Why? Eat your friends? Have to cultivate friends first, and then eat them? … I really don’t understand, and… Eat? Are you sure you are eating?"
The island owner said seriously: "Look, the water around here is called cold oil. The temperature of this cold oil is very low, and it feels very cold to the touch, but as long as it touches its flesh and blood, it will become cooked! This way! As a result, you can do the best cooking and keep your original taste, um, not too oily, and ah, there is a more important advantage, that is, wherever you are eaten, the part that bleeds , As long as you pour this cold oil on, the bleeding will stop there, so I can enjoy it for a longer period of time... Tsk tsk, this kind of deliciousness still needs to be chewed slowly."
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched again, and he thought of a dark dish directly in his mind, which was the so-called'oil splashing donkey meat'. For live donkeys, shave their buttocks clean, then pour hot oil on them, and the meat on the surface will be cooked. Use a sharp knife to remove the cooked meat slices. The thin slices are the most tender and delicious. When the blood comes out of the donkey again, it continues to pour hot oil, it stops the bleeding, and it cooks. It kills two birds with one stone. A donkey can eat for a long, long time...
It seems that the principle of reaching the same goal by different routes is acceptable no matter what it is.
The metamorphosis has reached the extreme, and the things done are so similar...
Lu Yu also thought of the name of this island.
Wan Le Island.
How many kinds of happiness are there? On the surface, people will think of many, many, saying that this is happy and that is happy, as if there are countless types of happiness.
But in fact, there are only so many kinds of happiness.
More to say, one hundred types is also a limit number.
More
That is distorted, perverted, and pathologically happy.
For example... eating friends and splashing with oil.
For the island owner, this is a happy thing, but for Lu Yu, it is really not a happy thing.
"But... why?"
Lu Yu still didn't understand, although... There is a saying, don't try to understand a madman, because if you understand, then you will also be a madman.
A person who can recognize that the other party is a perverted murderer at a glance or a single sentence, this guy actually has the potential in this regard.
Anything, especially things that ordinary people can't do, requires more talent.
The island owner smiled softly and said: "I really don't want to answer you, but since we are friends, I will tell you... Why on earth, but before I say it, I want to ask you too One question. Why... You came to this floating island?"
The island owner's face turned cold, and said: "Although your cultivation level is not good, your temperament is not something ordinary people can have, especially when facing my treasures, the extremely appropriate way of expression will not let you lose your identity. , But also showed enough surprise that my vanity was greatly satisfied. This kind of measure... You did a great job. This is not just a simple nurturing, but a very educated person. , And people who have really seen too many things can show the "suitability." There are those people around you, although they are uneven, but the average cultivation level is very high, and their attitudes towards you are not the same. It's treating friends, more like treating... a monarch! What I admire in particular is that the few wonderful women around you, I can hardly imagine... They can live in the same room and sleep beside you at the same time, And there is nothing wrong with each other, but in fact... I specially gave you more time, just to see how you did it... It's a pity that I really can't learn this kind of thing. So... From all aspects, You are all a guy from a big family, and you have no shortcomings in your identity. Why did a guy like you come to Wanle Island on purpose? After all, this place is not that attractive."
Lu Yu blinked, and then suddenly asked seriously, "Mou... Well, it's a boatman and monsters pulling the boat. You killed them too, right?"
The island owner was stunned for a moment, then contemplated it.
I really thought about it very seriously. After thinking for a while, I suddenly realized: "Oh! You are talking about that! What happened to them? That boatman is dead and thrown into the void. As for the one in your mouth Mou Mou... Well, that monster... Ha ha, you still ask me what's wrong? Obviously, you ate it."
"what?!"
Lu Yu's eyes twitched suddenly.
The owner of the island stalled and said: "Yes, the ingredients used to entertain the guests were not enough. I just saw that the meat of the guy should be good, so I caught it and killed it and made a delicious meal. Of course, I don’t eat those things, they are just for entertaining guests, and you are the first wave of guests from now on, you said... Where did it go? Naturally it went to your stomach."