"Huh? What's the matter? So many precious pills, why can't he be rescued? On the contrary, the whole body shakes more severely, as if... was struck by lightning..."
The old voice was full of doubts.
The girl with a rough voice sighed and said, "Master, you really...think too much. You are also not proficient in the method of pill. Only then, there are more than seven kinds of pill that can be taken alone. One kind may be beneficial, but if the two are taken together, it will become a deadly poison. What's more, there are so many kinds? The disciple is really surprised now, why this guy... hasn't died! If it's an ordinary person, at this time It should have been exploded and died, right?"
"Why didn't you say it earlier?!"
The old voice shouted loudly again: "I wasted so many precious medicines for the teacher, it was accumulated over the years... Hey, forget it, this method does not work, that method does not work, what should I do? ?"
The girl with a shrill voice said, "I think it's up to me."
The old voice said: "Little Shuang? What will you do?"
Xiao Shuang laughed and said: "Our Profound Sect is most concerned about causality. If he ate Zhuguo for some reason, he ate the deadly poisonous medicine. This is his life. If you want to survive, He has to eat the same deadly poison, and this will not waste his unlucky life in vain."
The old voice said: "Huh? Xiao Shuang's words are quite reasonable, but... Is there any poison in our profound door?"
Xiao Shuang said, "Isn't the master forgotten? Last time I traded with Dan Sect, Dan Sect insisted that he had no money. With this opportunity, he used a lot of disused medicines as good medicines to replenish the number. We suffered a huge loss. Not only did those medicines have no effect, they were actually highly toxic. Master was reluctant to throw them away and put them in the room. Now it seems... they came in handy. It's time!"
The old voice said: "Yes! Why did the old man forget about this? Get it quickly!"
When Lu Yu heard them say that, he really... just wanted to die.
This is torture, they just want to torture themselves to death so they feel at ease!
Those two girls before, it’s nothing. Although both of them want to kill themselves, they just want to kill themselves. There is nothing to say. If they are playing with themselves, then they should be divided if they are played. Who will let them? I owe my mouth, I have to eat something that is terrible. Since I eat it, I have to pay the corresponding price. This is nothing worth despairing.
The most hateful is this old guy!
The most annoying person in this world is to do bad things with a kind heart. It is like a person who really wants to take good care of the flowers and plants, and also takes good care of them, watering them twice every morning and evening, fertilizing and weeding, very seriously. It's just... When I tried to water the flowers, thinking "Drink more hot water is good for your health", I used boiling water to water the flowers.
The result is naturally very miserable.
Just like Lu Yu now.
After a while, Lu Yu felt that his mouth was pried open again, and then all kinds of pills were stuffed in, endlessly.
I squeezed my stomach into a high bulge. I pressed it a little bit, and all kinds of pills would come out of my mouth... As a result, in this case, I was still stuffed abruptly. More than a hundred.
Lu Yu felt that there was a pill in his brain.
It was too painful, he wanted to die too much now.
If he could speak at this time, I am afraid that the first sentence he said would be'Give the Lord a pleasure! '
It's a pity that after all, it didn't come.
His body was still trembling, and suddenly, his stomach bulged like a big drum, turning his small body into a balloon.
Then... he shrank back suddenly, making him like a dead bone.
The three of them should be watching him.
So the old voice said, "Oh... it's still a bit scary, no wonder Da Shuang used the Heaven-shaking Seal to hit him before. It looks... a bit disgusting."
'My **** grandma! '
Lu Yu cursed in his heart.
But helplessly, being slapped like this, let alone talking, even fainting is very difficult to do. Suddenly he missed the state of being awake before fainting, so... Actually, it was really good and very happy.
What exactly is happiness? After seeing the real hardship, I recalled the ordinary.
Da Shuang said, "Well... it seems... it seems to have no effect."
Xiao Shuang said: "What do you know? Just wait a little longer..."
The old voice said, "As a teacher, I think I should wait a little longer."
Gradually, Lu Yu no longer had the strength to be angry.
What he thinks in his heart now is... He has seen countless smart people in this world, as if seeing anyone casually, all smart people, making him difficult in this world.
But now... finally let him meet three fools.
But he didn't expect that he would die in the hands of these three fools.
What a... ironic!
I don't know how long it has passed, but in the endless pain, Lu Yu felt that time passed really slowly.
The old voice said again: "It seems...no effect."
"Yes," Xiao Shuang said, "It seems that as the master said, it is better not to read a book."
"Well, it makes sense!" said the old voice: "But... I really should read more books..."
Da Shuang said at this time: "Forget it, you all let it go, I still have to do this kind of thing!"
"Do you have another way?" asked both the old and the young at the same time.
Da Shuang said: "This is also a method that is not a solution. Forget it, it's all the same now, no matter how bad it is, where can it go?"
"It makes sense!" said the old voice: "Quickly, tell me about your method!"
Da Shuangdao: "My method is very simple. Don't we have a pill furnace in the profound door? The big one. I heard that people from the pill door have come many times and want to beg to leave. Teaching, I didn’t sell them to death. But to be honest, that thing is there, and none of us really knows how to use it. But according to our mysterious secrets, it is said that the pill furnace is decaying. The magical effect, what exactly is this effect, but no one has seen it, now... Why don't you just throw this decayed guy into the pill furnace and burn it well, maybe... it can save him? "
This is a... super invincible method!
But three voices said "OK" at the same time!
In addition to the two voices of one old and one young, there was also Lu Yu's heartfelt voice.
Burn it, let the fire come harder, die quickly, but you can no longer suffer this torture, even Lu Yu has already collapsed at this time, and only said "I'm sorry, Xiao Ruan" in his heart, and he was happy. Accepted the ending like this.
Burned to death
Hmm... It's pretty good too.
But immediately there was an objection voice saying: "This... I am afraid it is not good. If this method fails, then we have no chance to try other methods. Master, you will also lose."
Xiao Shuang expressed his suspicion.
Da Shuang said, "What are you afraid of? If you can't try, you can't try. He said that there is no way, and the most important thing is, even if this method really failed... In the furnace, this guy was burned. There is not even ash left... Hey, Peak Master Lulu is also unfounded. We only say that we have never seen this guy before, so nothing can fall on our heads, right?"
"Yeah! It makes sense!" The words of the old voice fixed the matter firmly.