"How about... I'll have a taste?"
Bai Tiao was the most courageous. He looked around and saw that everyone wanted to eat but didn't dare to eat, and suggested with a smile.
Seeing the demeanor and even encouragement of everyone, he decided to make a desperate move!
But who knew that as soon as he stretched out his hand, Xiao Ruan knocked him with a wooden stick.
When I was wrong, I heard Xiao Ruan say: "Master likes to eat the first bowl."
"rude."
When Lu Yu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and cursing, but immediately changed his sitting position, obviously preparing to eat.
Everyone opened their mouths, secretly saying that Lu Yu really... It's interesting! This kind of suffering, he can bear it alone, he can't let everyone come together!
Xiao Ruan lifted the lid of the pot and carefully filled a bowl. It looked like clear soup and clear water. Branches and strange things were floating in it. There were also two chubby-looking bugs, apparently dead, but floating there, just It looks like alive, it looks... really disgusting.
Lu Yu smelled it, and then smiled: "It seems to be more attentive today. It tastes good."
Xiao Ruan nodded quickly.
When everyone saw it, they couldn't help but give Lu Yu a thumbs up in their hearts.
Look at them, how domineering!
Not only did you not vomit, but you still said that it tastes good? What a strong heart this must be.
Then, everyone looked at Lu Yu in this way, and started to eat that... something that should not be eaten no matter how you look at it.
Lu Yu took a sip of the soup first, and then let out a sigh of heat, as if he felt very comfortable.
He stretched out his mouth again, and a fat worm entered his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it. Everyone felt a toothache.
But Lu Yu was intoxicated, and he nodded frequently, as if it was really delicious... Well, it's a real look!
After that, it was the thing that looked like a tree branch. Lu Yu used his lips and tongue to open the "bark" outside, and lightly bit... The thing looked very waxy. After Lu Yu chewed it bit by bit, it seemed to have returned. Can make the sound of sticking teeth.
There were other strange things that were eaten by Lu Yu piece by piece.
Then he drank the soup in the bowl and patted his stomach contentedly.
Obviously... Everyone felt that this must be pretended and fake, and they admire Lu Yu's acting skills.
But seeing this scene, they really couldn't help but swallowed their saliva.
Could it be... Is that really delicious
They don't believe it, but they still feel a little... itchy.
Would love to try it.
Just like... If a normal person sees all the people around him suddenly start to fuck and eat deliciously, would he... Also want to try it? And feel that if you don't try, you will become a weirdo.
Facing this kind of thing, Bai Tiao seemed brave.
He stepped forward, then swallowed his saliva, forcibly suppressed his nausea, and then said, "Can you... give me a bowl too?"
"Ok."
Xiao Ruan seemed a little reluctant.
But this expression and words strengthened Bai Tiao's belief in drinking soup.
Afterwards, I took the soup bowl, with a somewhat heroic aura of tens of thousands of people, and raised my head... He continued to make a sound, and even breathed out... There really was no gasping, and I drank the whole bowl clean. Then put down the empty bowl, still chewing hard in his mouth, as if he had an unshakable enemy in his mouth.
Then... With a grunt, he swallowed.
His expression changed... a strange change.
A handsome face actually twitched in a very short period of time into an expression of pain that would make people look at it, then it was at a loss, and then it was hard, as if constipation for 17 or 8 years, but still can’t make it. .
Finally, he took a deep breath, sighed again, turned around and said to everyone: "You... don't eat, all this... I will bear it alone!"
Said quite bravely.
A group of people were almost moved to cry.
Nodded at him, and tremblingly said: "Brother, I have suffered you!"
"It's okay! I'm okay, I can hold on!"
Bai Tiao said in pain, then turned his head and said to Xiao Ruan: "They don't eat, all this... I will bear it, come on, let's have another bowl!"
Xiao Ruan rolled his eyes, and secretly said that this guy... how is it the same as the old one? Is your brain reacting so fast
A bowl was given, and he ate it immediately.
I served another bowl and finished it immediately.
When eating, the kind of decisiveness, the kind of Dali awe-inspiring, the kind of fierceness not afraid of death... But the damn thing just kept!
Everyone was still moved at first.
Then... I felt a little strange.
It stands to reason... This thing is unpalatable. You want to eat it all by yourself and save the brothers from fire and water. This is normal.
But why is it so thorough? No one is pushing, why do you have to finish eating? And... it's the end of the meal after you eat it, and it's also a commendable place without leaving a trace of danger to yourself and others.
But why... Didn't you finish a bowl, you licked it all
It's nothing more than licking. What is it that you have to pick it up and put it in your mouth if it falls on your clothes
Obviously this will reduce the food and make yourself more relaxed!
Suspicion, discovery is wrong, and then all kinds of speculation.
Yali was stunned for a moment, and then... made a bold guess that she hadn't even thought of, and then asked: "That... Could it be that this pot of soup... is delicious?"
Just a tentative, even regretful words after asking, because such a question will waste Bai Tiao's awe-inspiring righteousness and good intentions, and the person who asks the words is equivalent to an unkind pig and dog.
but…
That's how I asked, I didn't wait for Yali to regret to say sorry...
Bai Tiao was shocked.
He widened his eyes and looked at everyone in horror!
Although the time is short.
He immediately looked sad and indignant, and asked loudly: "You...you actually suspect me?!"
Unfortunately, no matter how short it was, it was seen by others.
The corners of Yali's eyes twitched, and then... she flew a kick suddenly, and was almost dodged by Bai Tiao, and rushed to the pot in a huff, and said loudly, "Xiao Ruan, you give me a bowl too!"
Xiao Ruan still curled his lips, then made a soup bowl, which was full, and handed it to Yali.
Ya pear bowed to eat...
"No!"
With a look of grief and indignation, Bai Tiao said loudly: "You will regret it if you eat it! I dare to use my own personality as a guarantee, you will definitely regret it!"
Bai Tiao's personality is good, he has already been full of character in the team, and everyone trusts him. Now I see him use "personality" to say things.
It was Yali, who seemed a little hesitant.
But Yali is a Yali after all. On weekdays... not only does she like to make some food, she is also a qualified eater.
So she is used to thinking about things while stuffing her mouth with things in her hands, such as nails, sword hilts, clothing corners... Today, it’s the bowl of porridge in her hands...
A bite.
For a moment.
Surprised.
Angry.
Then he cursed fiercely: "Damn thing, your personality?!"
Bai Tiao blinked blankly, then sighed in despair, and said, "I said you would regret it. I didn't mean that you would regret eating this bowl of porridge, but that you would definitely regret that you believed me and didn't come to eat. Congee..."
Then he raised his head and grinned: "Look, you regret it!"