"Are you... are you crazy?" The shadow guard smiled embarrassedly: "No, no, you must be joking with us, it's impossible. A bowl of noodles cost ten taels? God, ten taels. Enough to sleep the most beautiful girl in this Cuixiang building for a month! Our shadow guards are born and die, and we live a life of licking blood every day. The salary for a year is only ten taels of silver... We work hard. In the new year, if you don’t eat or drink, just change you a bowl of noodles?"
Lu Yu frowned and said, "Well... Actually, I don't blame me. After all, our price is clearly marked and you are not forced to eat. It is completely voluntary. Since it is voluntary, how can we talk about it? What... not worth it?"
One of the shadow guards immediately stood up and said loudly, "Where is the price clearly marked? If you know that this is a bowl of ten taels of silver, the ghost will eat it... uh..."
It was only halfway through, just as Lu Yu gently stretched his fingers to the edge of the bowl, and it said...'Twelve taels of silver'.
Very small words.
And even if they saw it, no one would have thought that the words on this represent the price of this bowl of noodles. It is like a common tableware that will have some gold million taels written on it. It is completely auspicious. Who can think that this represents What's on the plate is worth a lot of gold.
"You... you are a black shop!" The shadow guard was angry.
Lu Yu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "Yes, we are a black shop here, what's wrong? You didn't eat too? You didn't drink too? And you walked in by yourself? Just because it is a black shop. That’s why I closed the door."
"you!"
The two shadow guards were furious, they stretched out their hands and shook them, and took out their weapons from the hidden place, unexpectedly wanting to use force.
"Oh?" Lu Yu pretended to be surprised, and said, "Do you want to do it? Okay? But when you do it, don't break the things in our store. The things inside are really expensive and expensive. , Like... Whoops!"
Lu Yu stretched out his foot and kicked a chair, which immediately fell to the ground, and then broke into several pieces.
"You are too careless! Look, it is because you are too murderous that you broke my chair. This chair needs twenty taels of silver!"
"fart!"
A shadow guard shouted loudly: "Obviously you broke it yourself!"
Lu Yu spread his hand and said: "How is this possible? Look at it. Dozens of eyes are staring here. Everyone sees that you broke it. Why do you call me again? Come, ask them?"
Then turned around and asked Xiang Qiao'er, "Qiao'er, tell me, who broke this chair...?"
Qiao'er covered her mouth. Some wanted to laugh, but some wanted to cry, and more worried, after all, the other party was a shadow guard!
But now Lu Yu has asked, she can only point to her eyes and say, "They broke it. I saw it. With these eyes, it's very clear."
The shadow guard was almost mad, and roared: "You are a group! Who believes what you said?!"
Lu Yu spread his hands and said, "Yes, we are in the same group, what's the matter? Is there any problem? Oh, no one believed what she said? Oh, this is Cuixiang Tower. You are outsiders. If it were us No one believes what you say, so who will believe what you say? Even if you report to the official, you say, the official will believe what you say, or will you believe us? To be precise... this Well, do you think your Majesty will believe your shadow guards, or will you believe Lu Qian and Lu Xiangjun?"
"This… "
As soon as the two of them heard Lu Qian's name, they were shocked.
No way, they clearly know that if your majesty knows about this, then they will definitely believe the shadow guard. After all, the shadow guard is his eyes and his hands. If you don’t even believe the shadow guard, your majesty still needs to go. Believe others
But... As long as Lu Xiangjun is involved, even if your Majesty believes in the two of you, he still has to say... He believes Lu Xiangjun.
Why
No one in the world knows. Your Majesty has been chasing Lu Xiangjun for many years. Isn't even this little thing going to let her? !
Of course I will, I will certainly, of course... I sold some of my most trusted fellows!
Because dozens of taels of silver is really nothing to your majesty.
Lu Yu looked at the two shadow guards, tilted his head and said, "I said... you should pay the money quickly. You said you were walking around in this room. If you accidentally bump into something, smash something, what will you do with the money? For example, this bottle looks very ordinary, but in fact it has a history of thousands of years, at least it is worth a hundred taels of silver, you see, it will fall down with just one touch..."
While talking, Lu Yu reached out and stabbed the vase next to him.
Just pour the vase...
puff!
A person immediately lay on the ground, holding the vase with both hands strenuously, and sweating profusely.
"Oh!" Lu Yu was surprised, and said, "It's not broken? This is unscientific. I will try the next one..."
As he said, he went to poke the vase next to him with his hand.
The other shadow guard was lying there too.
Lu Yu was even more surprised, and then he wanted to move the'Tianzi No. 1 Table'. Now, the two shadow guards knew why it was called Tianzi No. 1 Table, so that they could count more money when they were ruining people!
"My son! No no, big brother! Brother! Little ancestor! Don't fall, can't we return it? But... But that chair doesn't count, how about it? Don't forget it, there is really no money, no money what!"
Lu Yu buttoned his nose, then spit, and said in a very uncomfortable voice, "Bah, two poor ghosts! Two bowls of noodles for nothing... Forget it, let's take the money, before I change my mind."
The two hurriedly picked up the vase, and then got together, both of them could see the distress from each other's face.
After digging out from the left, everyone finally took out some money from him, but... it’s not enough.
Looking at a table of money, a few mithril, a lot of copper...
A shadow guard said: "Just... That's it, there really isn't any more, or... Just let it go, it's already a lot."
"It's not too much, not enough, it's all I said, not what you said." Lu Yu looked at them disgustingly, and then said, "The money is gone? Isn't there still clothes and accessories? Take them out. On top."
"what?!"
The two were furious again.
Lu Yu didn't make any threats either. He just stretched out his hand and Xiao Ruan walked over. Apart from anything else, the small scimitar shot directly. With one stroke, a piece of wood on the ground was sucked up in his hand. The knife was swung back and forth and it was carved into it. A big hollow character.
'dead'.
This is a blatant threat.
So the two of them were confused again.
…
In the end, the two people who walked out of here were wearing only jump wrap pants, tearing, sadly covering their chests with their hands, and then turned their heads and glanced at the black shop angrily, and hurriedly went on the street. With the stunned eyes of everyone on the board, they ran away.