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Chapter 399: This is the first day of my running career

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Sabei proudly said: "I was kissed by a female fan at the airport just now, leaving a red lip mark. When you discovered it, I proposed to go back to find the female fan, and then I took a selfie and wiped it off. This is a quite complete point of view. Then in the end I will get 60 seconds of appearance time in the main film. If the camera effect is good, it may exceed 60 seconds. Post-production can even give me a BGM of "Lipstick Message". You know the 60 seconds at the beginning of the show? What does it mean to enjoy the camera? This is the treatment that only the protagonist has!"

Guan Xiaotong said casually, looked at the camera in the front row, and then looked pitifully at the cameraman.

Shabei still had to do a full performance, so he took out a wet tissue and prepared to wipe his face. After thinking about it, he decided to take a selfie first: "Let's keep it as a souvenir! In the first episode of Running Man, Shabei got a kiss from a female fan!"

"Hongfeng's fans are so enthusiastic! Brother Sha won't be captured by them, right?" Zhang Yishan was amazed and envious.

Whoosh!

"I think you are the one who should be arrested, you are Tang Monk!"

Shabei finally came out. His hair was as messy as a chicken coop, and someone even tore off a decorative button on his trench coat. When he got into the car, he signaled to the driver to drive away quickly: "Master, you can leave now!"

"Sabe!"

Sabei's sense of artistry is already very strong. He has already mastered the essence of reality shows, which is to steal the scene in a natural and unknowing way without making the audience feel fake or artificial. To steal the spotlight and act deliberately exaggerated.

Twenty minutes later, the flight from Zhongjing landed. This time, there were three people coming out together. The three of them were about the same height, but they could be seen to be two men and one woman. The woman had empty hands, and the two boys were each pushing their suitcases with faces on their faces. Wearing a tight camouflage, they walked quickly with their heads down, and a camera a few meters behind them was following them.

After being narcissistic for a while, Sabei took out his phone and turned on the mirror mode. He laughed when he saw the lip marks on his face: "Ha! Passionate female fans, are there any staff at the airport? I forgot to ask her for her phone number just now. Now, can you go back to her? Don’t get me wrong, I just want to ask her if she is willing to participate in "If You Are the One". Alas, the recent female guests of "If You Are the One" are too conservative. I haven't seen such a proactive girl for a long time."

Suddenly a beautiful girl in the crowd shouted loudly. She was originally waiting for her friend. Unexpectedly, she saw a familiar profile. Although he was wearing sunglasses and a mask, he still could not hide his heroic appearance. Female fans like Shabei After many years, female fans can recognize her at a glance from her steps, posture, body shape, and head shape!

Director Chen smiled slightly, only nodded, and said nothing. This was a rule set by the production team. Try not to communicate verbally with the artist at any time, except when delivering a task. Even in the game, the artist hugged the photographer and took the initiative to collude. None of the staff can interfere with any of the artist's decisions.

While the family was urgently delivering IDs, Jin Dabao did not forget to help himself. He begged the customer service staff: "I am Jin Dabao, the one who performs the sketch. I forgot my ID. Can I scan my face?"

People who don’t have a master to guide them are in misery. For example, Jin Dabao is still staying in the departure hall of the Northeast Airport at the moment. He rummaged through his pockets and backpack, opened his suitcase, and found his things lying on the floor like a big groceries. The pavement is the same, making passersby cover their mouths and smile when they see it.

Shabei was an experienced driver, so he simply found the nearest camera, leaned over, and tried to use the reflection of the lens to see any stains on his face. This was not so easy to see. There seemed to be a layer of colored grease on the lens, which was difficult to see at all. How could he not know if he didn't come out? But he did it on purpose just to steal the spotlight!

Sabei laughed: "Look at you two newbies, let the experienced driver teach you how to shoot a reality show! Director Chen, I should be able to appear in this scene just now, right?"

Zhang Yishan gave a thumbs up and praised him profusely: "Brother Sha, you city people are really good at playing!"

The girl jumped excitedly and shouted, waving to him constantly and smiling happily, causing a burst of good-natured laughter from all around.

Whistling continued, applause and laughter continued, and many people remembered to take pictures with their mobile phones, but Shabei quickly retreated and said in Hongfeng dialect: "You are so naughty girl, please pay attention next time!"

Shabei was addicted to taking photos, and took at least a dozen selfies in various poses. Finally, he wiped off the lipstick marks, sat back between the two of them, and asked proudly: "How do you feel?"

He laughed and patted the shoulders of the two rookies: "Welcome to the Running Man, enjoy the reality show!"

People who are taught by a master are different. They are both open-minded and eager to learn. Guan Xiaotong, a good girl of the country, helps beat the legs, Zhang Yishan helps massage the back, and Shabei hums happily while serving.

No one expected that Running Man would get off to a bad start on the first day!

Jin Dabao went through his backpack for the last time, holding his cell phone and asking with a sad face: "Daughter-in-law, have you seen my ID bag? I can't take it with me on the plane without my bag, the plane is about to take off... Who else is at home? Mom is here Not here? Does she have her mobile phone with her? Find someone to send it to you! It will take me an hour to go back... "

Seeing that the camera was following them, everyone knew that Shabei must be recording the show. When he turned around to look for the other two, he found that they had disappeared.

Sabei laughed: "Of course not. When the film is produced, the editor will first cut out all irrelevant content in chronological order. Although we are being followed throughout the day, 90% of it is garbage time. I What I say at this time is completely uninteresting to the audience, but for you two rookies, this is just a rule of thumb."

Click!

Shabei was helpless. He walked in front, loosened his suitcase and walked towards the female fan. Behind him, Guan Xiaotong calmly picked up the suitcase, and he and Zhang Yishan quickly walked towards the man in black holding R.

Hahaha!

Sitting in the nanny's car in advance, Zhang Yishan leaned on the rear window and looked out. Guan Xiaotong took off his glasses and mask, took off his cap, arranged his hair and put it on the other way around, like a tomboy.

Ten minutes later, a tall man wearing a hat, sunglasses and a mask came out, dragging a suitcase with his head lowered. He just stood at the exit for a few seconds and saw the obscure R-shaped pick-up sign. The man with the mask did not hesitate. He strode over, exchanged a few words in a low voice, and quickly headed to the parking lot.

The two rookies suddenly understood, and Guan Xiaotong asked carefully: "What you said will not be broadcast?"

Shabei, who was pushing his luggage, was startled. He instinctively raised his head and looked over, and he felt distressed when he saw that he was an ordinary person.

Click!

The customer service girl had long recognized it and noticed the following camera, but for safety reasons, she refused to accommodate. The airport also sent a director to lead the team and personally explained the relevant airport regulations. Jin Dabao saw the big riot patrol dog squatting next to him. , trembling with fear, his helpless and tangled expression made everyone snicker when they saw it.

"Stop pretending, masks and sunglasses can't hide your Shakoki charm!"

After saying that, he raised his right hand to make a hand gesture, pointed his fingers forward, and then suddenly retracted it, returning to his cool look. This is his signature sword-controlling move. He looks handsome no matter how he looks at it. The first member of Running Man is here!

Shabei walked to the guardrail, took off his mask, greeted everyone with a smile, and gave everyone high fives. He had no celebrity airs at all, and his approach to the people caused a burst of cheers from everyone. The girl was even more bold, stepping on the aluminum alloy guardrail sill. , taking advantage of his unpreparedness, reached out to hug him, and kissed him fiercely on the face.

But the little girl was inexperienced. The camera placed in the middle of the seat used a Carl Zeiss lens. The wide angle was particularly large. One camera could capture the entire rear compartment. Only by zooming in to capture the details of an artist’s face, It is possible to miss the corners.

"What a tragedy! I didn't bring my ticket, ID, or passport with me!"

The car started slowly. Guan Xiaotong looked sideways and was startled. He involuntarily leaned against the car window, trying to be somewhere where the camera couldn't capture it.

Guan Xiaotong stretched out his hand and pointed at his face, and buzzed twice to remind Shabei. Shabei looked over and felt confused. It took him a few seconds to realize the problem.

The PDs and the driver were shaking with laughter. Zhang Yishan and Guan Xiaotong behind Sha Bei were dumbfounded. Isn't Senior Brother Sha talking too casually? Moreover, this tone is completely that of a male prostitute, which is completely inconsistent with his image!

The miserable Jin Dabao is at a loss. This is how he behaves in his daily life. Usually, no matter how small things are, his wife takes care of them, so it is normal for him to forget to bring his ID. Maybe he will create a running man record and win the title of "most forgotten passports" times” achievement!

Guan Xiaotong pointed to the camera with the red light on and couldn't believe it: "Is this really good?"

The female fan covered her mouth and laughed. She was so excited. It was her first time to be so close to her idol. Shabei was still so graceful. She had been working at Hongfeng for two years. She not only learned the local dialect, but also got used to the food and life that were different from those in Zhongjing. , it is said that he also bought a house and planned to settle down for a long time. It would be perfect if he married another Hongfeng wife. Everyone thinks that he is the pride of Hongfeng!

At 2 p.m. on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, a few ordinary-looking men in black were waiting outside the departure hall of Hongfeng Airport. They were no different from ordinary citizens picking up airports. The only difference was the walkie-talkie antennas occasionally exposed from their waists, and He held a strange-looking pick-up sign in his hand, with a blue background and a yellow R letter. Standing not far away was a photographer with a backpack.

He gave Zhang Yishan and Guan Xiaotong a good start. The two juniors admired him greatly and kept marveling.

This is not like "Adventures with Belle". No one tells her what to do next, and no one reminds her what actions she can and cannot do. Moreover, these guys started filming from her home, even in the bathroom. They all followed, like a little tail.

After getting into the nanny car, the man took off his mask and glasses. His handsome face was angular. He smiled at the camera in the middle row of seats: "Hello everyone, I am Brother Hu, and this is my career as a running man. On the first day, wait and see my wonderful performance! Yeah~"

"It turns out there are people as smart as me in Formosa. Girl, you are so smart!"

The people picking them up didn't think it was too strange. In recent years, there have been too many big-name celebrities appearing at Hongfeng Airport. Ordinary people are not surprised and don't pay much attention to them.

The radio sounded, and a plane from Shanghai landed.