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Chapter 402: A group of gaming black holes

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There was no reaction from the PD at all. Wu Yanzu covered his face with laughter. He was a 186cm handsome man, and he was probably 190cm in shoes. With clothes, he weighed more than 80kg. He asked Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong to carry the sedan. It was up to both of them. Damn it!

The four game black holes lamented here, and Shabei was the most excited: "Oh, let me introduce to you. Liu Yan will become my new partner in a few months and serve as the female guest of "If You Are the One". I am here to participate in Running Man today." The first episode was really awesome, everyone applauded!”

An enthusiastic melon-eater pointed to the small forest nearby. Yang An immediately squatted down and saw a mysterious purple man dressed exactly like Wu Yanzu.

Break free!

"Who is it? Is this a female guest? Oh, beauty!"

Run, man!

Speeding like lightning, flying behind the stars and chasing the moon!

"What's going on? What's going on?"

Behind the grove is a courtyard. Yang An noticed that this guest was relatively short in stature. As expected, she must be...

"Game black hole! Game black hole! Dabao, go find the guests!"

Guan Xiaotong was a little confused. She was a girl living in a big city and had no idea at all.

"You... who are you..." Brother Hu gasped, out of breath from exhaustion.

The mysterious man's endurance gradually ran out, and he panicked and entered a dead end. Guan Xiaotong, who was chasing after him, pounced on him and grabbed his arm and refused to let go.

The two of them said something to the left and another to the right. Unfortunately, Jin Dabao, the black hole in the game, didn’t know what was going on. He only knew how to run and run with Yang An, being pulled by Yang An to run and run, and even being raped at the airport. Zhang Yishan ran after him, he was such a running boy, he almost lost his life in Macau!

sieve!

Brother Hu was overjoyed and hugged Wu Yanzu directly: "Brother... you are running too fast... why are you running..."

Everyone was stunned, and the PD said: "Team Huang took 8 minutes and 40 seconds, which is 520 yuan. This amount will be paid by Team Huang to Wu Yanzu."

Looking at Yang An again, he felt miserable as soon as he learned that he had caught the guest before he stopped. The red team only had 500 yuan for him, and Jin Dabao was a fool. The 500 yuan was wasted on the taxi driver. How could they have time? Pay guests

Jin Dabao looked confused: "The front is roaring? No, it's the back!"

Wu Yanzu kept refusing, smiling very awkwardly, and the flesh on his face was squeezed out: "No, no, no, I'm very ticklish, let me sit on your hands, no, absolutely not..."

Guan Xiaotong pulled off the long-legged mask that she was bending over and suddenly screamed: "Wu Yanzu! Cough cough... cough cough..."

Before he could say anything, several more people came running behind him. Yang An and Jin Dabao panted and chased after him, shouting: "What's going on... who are you chasing..."

The PD in the back row burst into laughter. What Yang An did was completely harmful to others and not beneficial to himself. He must have heard the first part from the yellow team about giving money, but he ignored the second part and wanted to compete with the yellow team for time to go to the arena. !

Yang An couldn't care about Jin Dabao. He ran to the street, looked around, and shouted, "Where is the mysterious man?"

Shabei screamed, looked at the second note, immediately threw away the note, pulled Zhang Yishan and ran out, shouting loudly as he ran: "Who has seen the mysterious man..."

Wu Yanzu was also wiping his sweat: "The director asked me to run... He said... before I was arrested... 1 yuan per second..."

"A fight started?"

Jin Dabao's screams came, and the three people here shrugged and gave them a few contemptuous looks: "These two silly kids..."

As expected, Sha Bei and Zhang Yishan arrived, and passers-by cheered and screamed. This shows that Sha Bei still has a great influence in Macau. They were the last group in the green team. They got off the car and drove wildly after receiving the task. It was for no other reason than because of the people around them. Passers-by told them that there was a fight ahead.

Yang An finally forced her to the corner of the courtyard, grabbed her back with one hand, and pointed at the PD with the other hand: "Pause, pause!"

The game black holes finally finished wasting time, and Sabei asked: "What's the mission after catching up with the guests?"

"Crazy!" Sha Bei and Zhang Yishan had just come up with this idea and grabbed Jin Dabao from behind. This guy had long since run out of breath. He was not as brave as Yang An, so he had to accept his fate if he was caught.

The running boys really tried their best this time. Brother Hu at the front was running out of breath. He couldn't believe that the mysterious man in front could run so well. He was about to reach his limit, but when he thought about Guan Xiaotong still following closely behind him, he couldn't believe it. , how could he give up so easily

Sha Bei and Zhang Yishan couldn't believe their eyes. Liu Yan bent over and gasped, covering her mouth with one hand, laughing so hard she couldn't stand up.

Brother Hu swallowed his saliva: "I saw it on the set. We held hands and built a sedan. Then Azu sat on it and we carried him to the ancient Roman arena. Ahem, Director team, are you going too far?"

"I got you!"

Yang An grabbed Jin Dabao and ran forward: "Behind are Shabei and the others, and in front is Brother Hu! Let's go after Brother Hu!"

"Big beauty! Sister Liu Yan!"

Team Huang, who was in the lead, was unable to take advantage of the situation, and there was no tacit understanding. In the end, Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong held hands and built a hollow cradle. However, Wu Yanzu was too heavy and kept falling off. They only moved forward less than 20 meters. !

Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong immediately felt that something was wrong. Yang An and Jin Dabao were also approaching. Guan Xiaotong took the key from Wu Yanzu's hand and opened the password box. There was a task card inside. She read: "1. From starting the task to catching the guest. , please pay the guest how much it takes for as many seconds as it takes..."

"Who are you chasing?"

"Swordsmanship!" Brother Doubi Hu saw the stationary photographer who was aiming at him around the corner. He suddenly thought of it on the spot, and his sense of artistry exploded. He played a joke from "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" and shouted, pointing his finger. Target the mysterious man.

"That's right, Brother Yang is probably going to be miserable today. If he encounters Dabao, he will only have bad luck!"

Uh-huh!

Yang An was startled, rushed over to take a look, and shouted angrily: "What! You're running away again!"

I run!

The regular photographer shouted in his heart, this lens will definitely be included in the feature film!

What!

"2. Team up with the found guests and carry them into the ancient Roman arena using hand-carrying sedans... What does this mean? What is hand-carrying sedans?"

"be cheated!"

"Tell me what happened?"

Perfect!

Sha Bei rubbed his hands and Zhang Yishan licked his tongue. The two looked at each other and smiled: "A good opportunity to fish in troubled waters!"

Yang An, who continued to ask passers-by in the middle section, suddenly looked up: "That roar in front? Is it Brother Hu?"

Guan Xiaotong rolled his eyes: "You are worth 1 yuan per second..."

ah!

Liu Yan took out the key from her pocket, opened the red team's password box, and got the task card. Shabei read: "1. Please pay the guest how much it takes for how many seconds it takes from starting the task to catching up with the guest..."

The two wanted to pull Yang An, but Yang An roared and pulled their arms hard: "Look at my great strength, get out of the way!"

As Yang An ran, he screamed out in pain, and happened to run into Sha Bei and Zhang Yishan, who were the last to come over.

Yang An gasped for air. He was not an iron man. He actually thought in his heart that when the time comes for the post-production chase, he must hang Jin Dabao on the screen and make him cry. He is so stupid. 500 yuan It takes 10 minutes to take a taxi and it’s 8 kilometers away. A prodigal is not such a loser, right? For 500 yuan, you can even gamble on the side!

The long legs took off the hat, revealing a flowing hairstyle, but unfortunately it was wet with sweat and was a little out of shape.

A group of people were shocked, they had chased Wu Yanzu!

Wu Yanzu looked confused: "They took my wallet away... I said I would find a way to make money while recording the show."

The three of them are going crazy. This task makes the joy of success fly to the horizon in an instant. Just now they were laughing at Yang An Jin Dabao. Now it is their turn. How can they raise this

Boom, boom, boom!

Now that the red team and the green team are gathered together, no one knows what the yellow team is doing. At this time, the yellow team...

The ignorant people clapped and cheered, Yang An laughed, took another sip of water, raised his chin: "Go on, say more!"

Jin Dabao picked up the task card, looked at it with Liu Yan, and immediately shouted: "Brother Yang, stop laughing! Hurry up, Team Huang and the others are going to win!"

Liu Yan applauded, bowed to the camera, and smiled coquettishly.

"Hahahaha! Put me down!"

"I can't walk anymore..."

The next three game black holes came running after them. Jin Dabao was panting at the back. Sha Bei and Zhang Yishan were still relatively energetic and followed them.

The little devil in him must be waving his wings at this moment, laughing at the Green Team with a golden light in his eyes! Little do you know, the devil is also a double-edged sword!

Brother Hu and Guan Xiaotong joined hands to form a figure 8, but Wu Yanzu refused to get up. Finally, the key part was on the back of his hand. As soon as the two of them tried to stand up, Wu Yanzu burst into laughter and jumped up. Jumping away from the sedan, hiding from the camera.

There was a sudden commotion in the crowd. The photographer quickly shook his head and saw Yang An pulling Jin Dabao and running out as hard as he could, shouting as he ran: "Who told you to give me a tip of 500 yuan! We have no money, go find the guests!" "

Yang An took the towel handed over by the assistant next to him and wiped his sweat, then opened the water bottle and drank heavily, pretending to rest, but did not speak or continue to trigger the plot. He also deliberately walked to the side, where no one could see, and faced The camera laughed: "I'll drag them both to death..."

Yang An put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and smiled so hard that he couldn't help himself.

Yang An pushed aside the crowd and rushed towards the woods. As expected, the opponent moved backwards, quite fast!

Shabei suddenly raised his head and saw Yang An, who was smiling sinisterly. Their eyes intertwined, sparks of fighting burst out!

Wu Yanzu asked: "Can Brother Hu and I carry Xiaotong?"

Guan Xiaotong nodded desperately and begged the director for mercy, but unfortunately received a cold reply: "No!"

"You're too heavy!"

It is conceivable that when it is aired, Yang An's proud expression, showing that his cleverness is mistaken for his cleverness, will definitely make the audience laugh.

"Why are you running? What happened?"

The onlookers and the director were almost laughing like crazy. This was impossible to film. Wu Yanzu was so shy. How could he complete this task

run!