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Chapter 439: Dong Yong, Xu Xianning and Caichen are so weak

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"Xiaotong, is this your express package? Why is it so big! Do you need me to help you move it?"

Guan Xiaotong felt happy, she was finally willing to communicate: "Of course, the six of them took good care of me. It was not easy for them themselves. They had to take care of me, a weakling, and deliberately did not eliminate me early. I am very grateful to them. "

"Wow~~This is a real combination of handsome guys and beauties! Yes, Brother Yang and you are also handsome guys and beauties! Hee hee~~"

"Wow~~Xiaotong, where did this come from?" Shanshan was extremely envious, but there seemed to be only one of these ornaments, and no one else could see it.

puff!

Guan Xiaotong drank some beer, blushed, and said shyly: "Won't you see it later? Let me tell you the behind-the-scenes first, okay?"

On Saturday, she was angry with her classmate Li Nier and hated her for not fighting. She would only knock out her teeth and swallow when she suffered a loss, not even daring to resist.

Guan Xiaotong took advantage of everyone to leave and leaned next to Li Nier. Unexpectedly, his best friend, with whom he had a good relationship, actually shrank back, as if he didn't want to be next to her.

The girls' dormitory with four rooms was decorated warmly and cutely. Li Nier was sitting on the lower bunk bed, leaning against the wall in a daze. When she saw Guan Xiaotong, she felt better and smiled in front of her face.

"Where's Huang Xiaoying?"

"Why hasn't the show started yet? I'm so looking forward to this episode, I just want to see handsome guys and beautiful girls get married!"

Guan Xiaotong smiled and said: "Handsome guy and beautiful girl? Humph! You will never guess how I match them!"

The two ordered fried chicken takeout, and specially bought Li Nier's favorite fried chicken and beer, and returned to the dormitory.

Guan Xiaotong laughed so much that she lay on the bed, deliberately leaned next to Li Nier, and giggled: "I gave her to Zhang Yishan!"

Guan Xiaotong was angry for three days. On Monday, she had a sullen face all day long. No one dared to mess with her. Even the teachers in the professional classes stopped teasing her.

Guan Xiaotong held the pair of ceramic wedding figures and said: "Except for Brother Yang and Brother Bao, no one else in Running Man is married, so my father suggested that I be paired with Brother Yang to avoid any scandals in the future. It’s not a good idea. After all, everyone in the world knows that Brother Yang keeps himself clean! Later, there was a Chinese-style wedding, and here, this is the final makeup photo of the two of us!"

Angry is angry, Guan Xiaotong rarely has a day of class, and she has important things to do in the evening.

"Xiaotong, are you happy doing a show with Running Man?" Li Nier asked in a low voice.

Guan Xiaotong blushed and had no intention of lying to her. He nodded heavily first, then shook his head, leaned on Li Nier's shoulder, and said slowly: "If you want to hear it, I can tell the story between me and him... "

Guan Xiaotong said: "After recording the famous brand tearing competition that day, which is the second episode you saw, I went back in the evening. The privilege they gave me was to match each guest. Do you know? These brothers are so funny. Well, I was harassed by them in turn and tried to please them one after another. It really made me laugh..."

"Wow~~ Are these two boxes full of Yang An's emoticon dolls?" Shanshan exclaimed with envy: "Does this set cost two to three thousand yuan?"

"Pfft haha! Aren't the ones left just Brother Hu and Jin Dabao?"

Guan Xiaotong chuckled: "There will always be two boys who match up. Anyone who matches up will be scolded. My dad said, it doesn't matter, this is a game, and you have to trust the director's editing ability of the program team!"

"Wow~~ If I get married in the future, I will be satisfied if my husband is half as good as Yang An."

Everyone was listening attentively, sitting on the bed and leaning on the table, all full of curiosity.

The male-male combination of Hu Ge and Jin Dabao is purely a spoof, but as long as their sense of artistry is high enough, they will definitely get the highest attention from the audience.

Li Nier asked: "Do you like Yang An?"

"Senior Brother Sha, although he is usually a little weird, he is a nice person and takes good care of me, so I assigned Sister Yuanyuan to him. The two of them work together well in If You Are the One."

Good directors and editors can edit unsightly materials into exciting blockbusters. Yang Ang, Guan Xiaotong, Peng Yuyan, Huang Xiaoying, these two pairs are standard handsome guys and beauties, but in fact their attractions are very average.

It was only 7 o'clock, so everyone simply took this opportunity to wash up, put on pajamas, etc., then nested on Li Nier's bed, held the big Pad between the lazy stand, and clicked on the CCTV APP to watch.

"This is... Wow! Wow~~Oh my god, Guan Xiaotong, oh my god~~"

Li Nier finally had some strength and nodded.

The whole dormitory burst into laughter!

After a moment of tweaking, Guan Xiaotong stammered: "I feel... I feel... I am very happy to be married to a gentle and mature man. He will consider all the details for me, and I don't have to worry about anything... Oh, I said. I can’t go on anymore, what time is it? The TV show is about to start!”

Is it because you are worried about getting dirty? Guan Xiaotong felt very distressed. Looking at Li Nier's beautiful face, he pretended not to know, continued to squeeze past her, and deliberately pressed against her.

"Give it to Peng Yuyan!"

Li Nier then reached out to take it and said in a hoarse voice: "Thank you, Xiaotong."

Shanshan shouted excitedly and reached out to take out a pair of dolls. They were a pair of glazed ceramic wedding ornaments for a couple. Both men and women were wearing traditional red dresses, and the boy was wearing a yarmulke. Judging from their appearance, this pair was the perfect couple. It's Yang An and Guan Xiaotong!

Shanshan asked: "Xiaotong, should you tell me? How did you record the wedding competition?"

Guan Xiaotong quickly opened the express package, and there was a classmate named Shanshan beside him, who helped together and took out several large boxes of things.

Guan Xiaotong also became excited. He took the pair from Shanshan's hands and carefully explored and appreciated the details of the ornaments. He giggled and didn't say anything. He only looked at them over and over.

This expression is when Yang An puts his hand to his mouth, his eyes widened, and his face is full of surprise. This is also the most popular cute expression. The little emoticon doll can be picked up with just one slap, but the workmanship is quite exquisite and is deeply loved. Everyone loves it.

Shanshan chuckled: "Let's talk about Sister Zhen Ling first. You won't allocate her to Jin Dabao, right?"

An Internet buzzword can be used to explain this curious phenomenon among the audience, that is: "Dong Yong, Xu Xian and Ning Caichen are both so weak. Last night, my wife had cupping from behind. Why did I feel like that when they had sex?" Where is the seven-star ladybug in Japan?"

Shanshan nodded and sighed: "Her parents said they would take her back to rest first, but she refused to agree and insisted on living in the dormitory. Her parents gave me two thousand yuan and asked me to buy some things for her. Care about her. This is all I can do!"

Two boys from outside the department who knew her hurriedly came up to show their courtesy and introduced themselves as sophomore seniors.

Today, Monday, she was angry with Ye Yuqing and Song Keke. She wondered if the world had changed. Not only were the bad guys unable to be punished, but they were actively jumping up and down, and no one could cure them? How disgusting!

Everyone was extremely envious: "Xiaotong, you are so happy~~ You are so happy to be married to Brother Yang, even if it is fake!"

Guan Xiaotong opened one of the boxes with a smile: "I asked Brother Yang for this. He didn't pay a penny. He even paid for the express delivery~~ Come on, Ni'er, your favorite surprised expression!"

The two of them walked toward the canteen. After greeting a few friends, Guan Xiaotong took the time to say, "Let's talk about something happy tonight and try to make her laugh."

Guan Xiaotong felt better and thanked the boy: "Thank you, senior, just help me send it to the girls' dormitory!"

"Guan Xiaotong, you can't do it! Why don't you pair them up? Oh my god, aren't you afraid of being sprayed to death by Brother Hu's fans?"

"That's right! Rong Feifei is already the public enemy of girls across the country, and you are now Public Enemy No. 2!"

When other people came to replace the dormitory, Guan Xiaotong and Shanshan went out together. Guan Xiaotong asked worriedly: "Nier, has she been like this these past two days?"

In short, not many people watch normal combinations, but everyone likes to watch normal things. The more bizarre the title, the better. It’s called Ladybug, what a thrilling content, fairies, demons and ghosts are nothing, right? It’s a topic That’s how it came about!

Guan Xiaotong introduced the behind-the-scenes content for a long time, making everyone laugh. Finally, everyone joked and forced her to talk about the feeling of wearing a wedding dress.

On Sunday, I was angry with Dad Guan and Yang An. I hated these men who were hesitant and afraid of this and that. They knew what was happening, but they were unwilling to help punish the rapists and eliminate the evil.

Shabei Gao Yuanyuan, Zhen Ling and Zhang Yishan, these two teams will definitely have more funny scenes than the first two teams, and the audience will love to see the jokes produced by these two groups more.

Guan Xiaotong chuckled, and it took him a while to realize: "It must be tonight's episode of Running Man. Today is the wedding competition!"

When Guan Xiaotong and other girls carried two large cartons back to the dormitory building, she did not enter her room. Instead, she turned directly to the next door and struggled to push the cartons in. She was panting from exhaustion: "Nier, I'll give it to you. Here you come with a gift!”

Shanshan said: "Let's eat first, and then Xiaotong, please explain the details to us. At 8 o'clock, we will watch the live broadcast together! Ni'er, can I bring you some food?"

Half of the more than 200 emoticon packs have been opened. Several classmates are joking and laughing in the dormitory. Everyone intentionally or unintentionally takes care of Li Nier's mood and wants to interact with her, but she is always lack of interest and only wants beer and fried chicken. I couldn't finish it after two bites.

After finishing her professional classes in the afternoon, Guan Xiaotong first came to the entrance of the school cafeteria, which is the distribution center for express delivery. She received a text message that the package from Hongfeng had arrived.

Guan Xiaotong and Shanshan exchanged glances, and then brought out various cute little things for Li Nier. In addition to more than 200 complete sets of expression dolls, she also noticed a specially separated small box, wrapped with an air shockproof diaphragm. Then I took off the adhesive tape and found the word "New Product" written on the outside of the small box.

Even Li Nier couldn't help it. She knew Zhang Yishan, a senior who had graduated, and yet he was pranked by Guan Xiaotong like this. Shouldn't Zhang Yishan be driven crazy