The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 529: I'm dead

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At this time, there was a sudden pain in my head. As long as I recalled those memories, my head would feel very uncomfortable. He muttered in a low voice: "Last night, that female ghost was so strong that she even hit me on the head with a brick! It was because of this that I lost my memory! What a damned female ghost! It seems that she threw me a slap in the face before she left. winking?"

Thinking of that winking eye, I couldn't help but tremble all over, and almost peed out!

This time is the peak time for work, a large number of people swiped their cards to enter the gate, and many people looked at me. In order to find a toilet quickly, I tidied up my shirt, squirmed towards the gate with my crotch in between...

Swiping the card to enter the gate, I went straight to the toilet!

After solving it comfortably, I went straight to the 11th floor, which is where I reported.

There are a lot of people moving around in the building. When I came to the supervisor's office on the 11th floor, I found that the supervisor was a middle-aged man with glasses, a big belly, and a domineering side part! I don’t know what was rubbed on my hair, it was so shiny that it almost blinded my eyes! I hurriedly lowered my head and said, "Director, I'm here to report."

I don't know why, I don't have any impression of this supervisor, it must be thanks to the bricks last night, damn ghost!

The director of Zhongfen sized me up, and then asked, "Do you regret using the 'oh shit'?"

"Am I dead?" I asked suspiciously.

The female Mystic next to her hurriedly explained: "The supervisor speaks with a Sichuan accent, you may not understand, what he means is, do you know how to use Office?"

I wiped off my cold sweat: "Oh, yes, it's okay to use."

The supervisor said something again with a Sichuan accent, and the female secretary hurriedly translated: "The supervisor said, let you go to the financial side to make a report."

"Okay, thank you supervisor, thank you Miss Secretary..."

The finance department is a job that every man yearns for. After the apocalypse, the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance. There are the most women in the finance department, and almost all other departments are old men... But when it comes to the apocalypse, I don't seem to have any relevant memories. …

The purpose of Mengmo International Group is: not to raise useless waste!

So although there are a lot of people working here, none of them make a living. Everyone has a heavy workload! Coupled with the fact that I am new here, the workload is even greater, and the keyboard is crackling and knocking non-stop.

I don't know what's going on, I can't control my strength, and I broke more than ten keyboards in the morning! The supervisor with a Sichuan accent told me that 2,000 yuan would be deducted from my salary. I almost kicked him to death! My mother's salary is only 1,500 a month, okay? Breaking more than a dozen keyboards this morning is not even enough to pay for a month's salary, so I might as well pack up and run away! !

Blame that damn female ghost for making me lose my memory! Be sure to make her look better next time! !

This office is very large, there are more than 20 people in it, each with a computer, and the sound of typing on the keyboard keeps ringing.

There is a buddy in the office who is very talented. He used the keyboard to type out a song "The Most Dazzling National Style", which stole the hearts of many old ladies...

Finally it was time to get off work, I went back to where I lived, and after eating something, I lay on the bed and sorted out my memory...but it was all blurry, I didn’t even remember my date of birth, only I remember my name, some Taoist knowledge, I still remember my parents, sister, and my fiancée, and a younger brother named Yang Jiannan, and I forgot everything else.

Just when I was trying to remember, I suddenly felt a rush of Yin Qi! So rich! I hurried to the window!

It was completely dark, and before I knew it, it was already eleven o'clock! I actually recalled it for more than five hours in bed! However, I didn't think of anything!

That powerful Yin Qi must be caused by monsters! I hurriedly stuffed some charms into my pocket, and then rushed out with a mahogany sword! It was only when I went out that I discovered a very important thing... I forgot to bring the keys! !

But at this time, I can't take care of that much anymore. It's important to catch the monster. Such a strong Yin Qi shows that the monster is very powerful! If you go late, maybe how many innocent people will die!

The Yin Qi emanated from a shopping plaza, but the shopping plaza was closed and the gates were locked. However, the gate was broken by something, and it was just enough for a person to pass through, so I quickly got in.

There is no light in the shopping plaza, my eyes are so dark that I can't see anything! Stretching out a finger, activated the pitifully little hidden energy in the body, causing the finger to burn, finally able to see something by the light of the fire.

At this time, there were some ping-pong-pong sounds upstairs, as if something was fighting! You can still hear some shouting and glass shattering! I hurriedly searched for the stairs with the poor light of my fingers...

After finally coming to the third floor, I found a figure not far away, emitting a thunderbolt from time to time, and there is also a very powerful ghost, who is fighting madly with the thunder man at this time!

Seeing this situation, I made a slot on the spot! ! I wonder if "Thor 3" will be released in advance

At this moment, 'Thunder God' exclaimed in surprise: "Grass! You... big brother!"

"Fuck you big brother!" I cursed back reflexively.

"You are my big brother!"

The voice sounded familiar, so I tentatively asked, "Jiannan?"

"That's right, big brother! Why did you scold yourself as soon as you came up? Damn female ghost, you are dead when my big brother is here!" The bastard's voice was full of pride!

As soon as I heard this, I instantly became angry: "You mean a damn female ghost? I'm looking for her!" After saying that, I rushed up with my mahogany sword in my hand! While besieging the female ghost with the bitch, I asked in surprise: "Jiannan, when did you become "Thor 3"? And you are so powerful? You are even stronger than me!"

"Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and show your full strength! This female ghost is too difficult to deal with!"

"This is not the female ghost I was looking for. I was attacked by another female ghost last night. He hit my head with a brick. Many of my memories have disappeared."

The bitch opened his mouth wide, his face full of disbelief: "What? You were attacked by a female ghost? Amnesia? Don't play around, brother! This female ghost is the most powerful I have ever encountered! Come on, show your full strength! !Are you here, he went to find the light switch..."

What nonsense did the bitch say? Just when I wanted to ask a few more words, the light suddenly turned on!

At this moment, the female ghost also disappeared! I don't know where to go! Then a small figure ran over from a distance, and after seeing me, he shouted excitedly: "Godfather!"

I looked at the child and repeated in doubt: "Godfather?"

The bitch hurriedly said: "Brother, you are wrong, he is your godfather... no! You are his godfather! You can't call him godfather!"

I rubbed my head: "What's the mess? How can I have a godson? Why do I feel weird? Why do you have the same ability as Thor? Also, who is he?" I pointed at the ten-year-old boy asked the little boy.

The bitch looked at me carefully: "Brother, are you okay? This is my son, Miss Yang."

"Can you talk properly? I am 19 years old and you are 22 years old. How could you have such a big son? Are you entertaining me?"

The bitch showed a weeping look: "Brother, are you entertaining me? Are you really amnesia? This, this..."

I rubbed my head and said, "Okay, let's not talk about this, I feel a headache, did the female ghost run away?"

The ten-year-old boy said: "Godfather, I can sense a faint yin energy nearby, that female ghost is definitely nearby! It's also possible... one of you two is possessed!"

I looked at the little boy and said, "You came here from afar, who knows if it's you who is possessed?"

The cheap man also rubbed his forehead and said: "Okay, big brother, I will treat you as having amnesia, but for now we have to solve the female ghost first, and then I will help you solve the problem of amnesia. Can't you hear me say that, I really feel that you are close There is a faint yin energy, maybe one of the three of us has already been possessed by a female ghost!"

Yin Qi? I didn't sense it.

Due to the battle between the slut and the ghost just now, the surrounding area was in a mess, with broken glass all over the floor.

I said: "Since everyone is suspicious, let's keep a distance, lest someone suddenly attack the other two."

The bitch agreed, and the little boy also said, "It's all up to Godfather!"

Then, the little boy walked to the elevator, and the cheap man walked into a clothing store, and sat on the sofa panting. I stood still and thought secretly, but my memory was still blurred.

When I saw that little boy, I did feel a little familiar, but I couldn't remember who he was. Whenever I tried to think about it, I felt a splitting headache! No way, I can only stop.

For some reason, I always feel that something is weird, but I can't figure out what is weird.

At this time, the little boy was standing near the elevator, looking at me suspiciously, as if he didn't understand why I suddenly didn't recognize him.

Not to mention, upon closer inspection, the little boy was seven points similar to the cheap man. Could it be that the little boy is really the son of the cheap man? The bitch is only 22 this year, and he already has such a big son

Then, I looked at the slut suspiciously... I saw the unshaven slut combing his hair in front of the mirror, as if sensing my gaze, he smiled charmingly back.

"Ouch!!" I leaned against the wall and vomited out all the food I ate at night! Then he shouted to the little boy: "Come here! Your father is possessed by a female ghost!!"