The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 750: Hot, hot, hot

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People like the boss, who think Fang Zheng is a fool and don't think highly of Fang Zheng, feel their faces burning when they see this scene. In the end, the explanation given one by one was: coincidence!

For the sake of his old face, they didn’t even think that this was what Fang Zheng had predicted in advance... So they all started a circle of friends: "The crazy monk accidentally saved the girl who fell from the building!"

When an editor of a certain website saw this scene, he immediately wrote a line: "Shocked! The crazy monk made a big fishing trip and actually did this to a beautiful woman!... "

Fang Zheng didn't know how the people below would react, and he had no time to care about it. Because, at this moment, the word trouble was written on the four cute faces in front of him!

Shao Gang and Shao Cong looked down at the men and women in the fishing net. The fat policeman and Xiao Min also looked blankly at the people outside. They couldn't figure it out. They were obviously going to die, so why did they fall into the net

"Sister..." Shao Gang whispered.

Shao Cong exclaimed: "Mermaid!"

Shao Cong's shout made Xiao Min shrink back subconsciously towards the little fat policeman, just like a little sheep meeting a big pervert.

"Wait a minute, the little girl is a mermaid, so what is this guy? A fat-headed fish? Has the mermaid changed gender?" Shao Cong looked at the little fat policeman suspiciously.

Hong Boy came over, looked at the little fat policeman, and said seriously: "No, it was the mermaid who underwent plastic surgery after her sex change. However, from the looks of it, the plastic surgery must have failed."

puff!

When Fang Zheng, who was sitting there drinking tea with the old god, heard this, a mouthful of tea sprayed out into mist all over the sky. He raised his hand and slapped Red Boy, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, donor, we meet again."

Fang Zheng's Buddha's name woke up the little fat policeman. He was ready to die just now, but he was suddenly rescued, but he still didn't come back to his senses. Now that he has come back to his senses, he is still a little confused. He looks at Fang Zheng, then at Shao Gang and Shao Cong, and his mind starts to become more active. He knows everyone in front of him! As a police officer in this area, this is his job.

Similarly, Shao Gang and Shao Cong had already recognized the little fat policeman, but the two villains deliberately pretended not to recognize him. Instead, they took the opportunity to tease the little fat policeman, which lightened the atmosphere and the mood of the fallen man.

Sure enough, with such a fuss, the little fat policeman suddenly came to his senses, and quickly checked on Xiao Min. After seeing that the child was fine, he quickly climbed out of the big fishing net, and then he poured a cup of tea without being polite and drank it directly...

"Little..." Fang Zheng was about to remind him, but at the same time he decisively touched a book and blocked it in front of the little fat man!

"Pfft!" The little fat policeman just squirted out a mouthful of tea. Fortunately, there was a book in the way, and it all squirted onto the book. Otherwise, you will have to slap Fang Zheng in the face.

"Hot, hot, hot..." the little fat policeman shouted, fanning his tongue.

Shao Gang quickly gave him a glass of cold water, and Fang Zheng handed Xiao Min a glass of water. The little girl was a little scared at first, but after seeing Fang Zheng, she didn't know why, and her frightened heart instantly calmed down. She had never met this monk, but she instinctively thought that he was a good man, which reassured her. So Xiao Min took the water, sat next to Fang Zheng, and drank.

The little fat policeman over there struggled for a long time, finally calmed down, and said bitterly: "I was burned to death..."

Shao Gang said: "Officer Chang, what are you doing? Why did you jump down from the building?"

When the little fat policeman heard this, he smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "It's hard to explain in one sentence..."

At this time, Xiao Min said: "Uncle the policeman jumped out to save me..." At this point, Xiao Min lowered her head guiltily, and tears fell down.

When Shao Cong heard this, he was surprised and said: "Officer Chang, I didn't realize it. You can actually do such a heroic thing. How awesome!"

Officer Chang smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, I tried to hold her, but I used too much force and she jumped out."

puff!

When Hong Boy, who was following along to join the fun in the river, heard this, he burst into laughter on the spot, and then laughed unceremoniously... As a result, he was naturally slapped by Fang Zheng.

Red Boy was already cute, but he was slapped by Fang Zheng and was knocked back. The child didn't know the pain. He got up, sat on the ground, and looked at everyone with a bitter look. That little face, he wanted a lot. How funny it is.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Min, who was originally crying, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The others looked at each other, understood what Fang Zheng meant, and laughed. Xiao Min, along with everyone, also started laughing. The shadow in their hearts caused by jumping off the building instantly dissipated.

They were laughing, but some were almost crying.

The old police officer couldn't hold back his tears the moment Officer Chang jumped downstairs. He ran downstairs, and while running, he cursed: "You bastard, why the hell are you jumping with me? Do you think you are superman? You When you have a lot of flesh, you can't absorb the shock and you won't die... Wuwu..." The man in his forties or fifties was crying profusely at this moment.

Xiao Min's mother behind her cried so hard that she fainted, and was supported by others to prevent her from fainting on the ground.

The old police officer was crying. After running downstairs, he let out a shrill howl: "Human? Corpse?!"

Hearing the call of the old police officer downstairs, Officer Chang poked his head out and said, "Master, I'm here!"

"Oh my god..." The old police officer was startled by Officer Chang's outburst and cursed subconsciously. But after all, he was an old police officer and was not frightened by the fat man who suddenly appeared. After taking a closer look, he saw that it was really Officer Chang. The old face that was crying miserably turned into anger instantly: "You bastard, just stand there and don't move! Wait for me to come up and I'll beat you to death!"

As the old policeman spoke, he ran upstairs. As for why Officer Chang fell into the house instead of falling to his death on the road after jumping off the building, he was not in a hurry to know now. He just wanted to confirm whether the fat man was dead or not!

When the old police officer came up and saw him, Officer Chang subconsciously covered his face, probably because he was afraid of being beaten. As a result, the old policeman rushed over and gave him a bear hug...

Officer Chang could feel the concern and worry from the old policeman. The moment he hugged him, his whole body was shaking. He was really worried about him! At that moment, Officer Chang whispered: "Master, this is the first time you have completed a mission. After we met, you didn't scold me..."

"Well, I won't scold you this time. When I get back, I'll get the baton and let's have a good chat." The old policeman said very seriously. He asked about the situation and heard that Officer Chang and Xiao Min were used by Fang Zheng in a fishing net. After catching it, he immediately looked at Fang Zheng as if he was looking at a ghost.

Fangzheng, the old god, was taking Honghaier and Xiaomin to look at the hairy crabs raised in the big fish tank. Although Honghaier was a bear, he also had a cute side. Especially when she was pretending to be young, both young and old were killing each other. Xiao Min, who was still in a low mood originally and was worried about how to face her mother, was teased by Red Boy and burst into laughter from time to time.

PS: I sent my daughter to the city for a check-up, and she had to wait in line for another day... ugh. I’ll make up the chapters at night…

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