Fang Zheng followed Wang Yougui to the east of the village. Looking at the school under construction, the two talked about the future development of Yizhishan. Fang Zheng only asked for one thing, he would decide the rules on the mountain! Yamashita is not allowed to make money that is unconscionable.
Wang Yougui naturally agreed immediately, and lunch was also served at Wang Yougui's house. We chatted and talked, and the afternoon passed quickly.
In the evening, Fang Zheng returned to the mountain with two large woven bags of quick-frozen dumplings. He put them down here and called the monkeys there. Fang Zheng discovered that there was something wrong with the monkeys today. Why did he feel weak? Without thinking much, one person and one monkey rang bells and drums, watching the sun set.
That means it’s dinner time!
Fang Zheng quickly closed the mountain door and rushed to the backyard. As soon as I walked in, I realized something was wrong. Why did the lone wolf and the squirrel both have green eyes
"Master, have you forgotten something?" Hong Hai'er looked bitter and a little angry.
Fang Zheng asked confusedly: "What's the matter? I don't seem to have forgotten anything, Master?"
The squirrel touched his slightly sunken belly and said with a cry: "Master, what delicious food did you eat down the mountain? When I opened my mouth, I could smell the delicious food."
The lone wolf lay there motionless and didn't say a word. Red Boy pulled him, and the lone wolf weakly raised his head and said, "Ignore me, I don't want to move, I'm hungry!"
"Hungry?" Fang Zheng was stunned at first, and then suddenly remembered that he seemed to have used the last bowl of rice in the morning! I planned to make dumplings and eat pasta today, so I wasn’t in a hurry to get crystal rice. As a result, he forgot about it in his busy schedule, which meant that these idiots had been hungry all day in the mountains!
Fang Zheng looked at the hungry and weak disciples and felt a little guilty, but soon, Fang Zheng realized that something didn't seem right. Squirrel had mischievous little eyes, and when Fang Zheng wasn't paying attention, he seemed to have changed a bit. Fang Zheng deliberately didn't look at him, but looked at him with his peripheral vision.
The squirrel didn't move either. Fang Zheng deliberately asked the monkey, "Are you out of rice?"
The monkey nodded and said: "No more..." At the same time, he added: "Master, you made breakfast." That means, don't you know if there is any
Fang Zheng grinned awkwardly, and at the same time he discovered that the squirrel's belly, which was originally a bit deflated, had indeed bulged. At the same time, the little guy quickly took a deep breath and sucked the belly back in. Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows. This little chubby boy had definitely eaten before. He was not hungry!
What about everyone else
Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf, who was lying there motionless, as if he was really hungry and couldn't move. But what is a wolf? Hungry wolf, hungry wolf, the wolf is the most hungry creature. Under normal circumstances, a full wolf will be fine even if it is hungry for ten or eight days! Even if it's close, it can last a week. At this time, they can still ensure a certain level of combat effectiveness, take advantage of the opportunity to hunt and replenish food.
That guy, Lone Wolf, hasn’t eaten for a whole day, and that’s it? What's more, I had eaten it this morning... something was wrong!
Looking at the monkey again, the monkey was quite well-behaved and unchanged. However, Fang Zheng looked at it twice, and his eyes were a little wandering.
Fang Zheng finally looked at Hong Hai'er, who looked at Fang Zheng with a pitiful expression, but there was no flaw at all! Fang Zheng squinted his eyes and remained unmoved. Others who didn't know Hong Boy well might be deceived by his cute appearance. But Fang Zheng doesn't know that. This little guy is his weapon to detect lies. He is a professional liar and a king of acting! The more he acts, the more evil there is!
So Fang Zheng's original feeling of guilt disappeared in an instant.
"Master, we are still hungry. We haven't eaten anything for a day. Do you think we need to have some extra food in the evening?" Hong Boyer spoke.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately understood that these guys had been acting for a long time and were waiting here!
Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said, "Disciples, I suddenly had an enlightenment today. I think it is necessary to tell you about it?"
When Fang Zheng said this, several little things looked at him with wide eyes, as if to say: "Are you trying to starve us to death?"
The squirrel couldn't hold it back and muttered: "Master, can you speak faster?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "No problem, I'll finish it soon."
When the little guys heard this, they immediately breathed out. Lone Wolf asked curiously: "Master, what have you realized today?"
Fang Zheng took a chair and sat on it, saying, "I read a Taoist book today. There is a Taoist saying called Bigu!"
"Butt? What's the point of butt?" Lone Wolf answered subconsciously, then patted the squirrel's fat butt and said, "This one is a bit fat."
The squirrel immediately turned back and stared at him angrily, as if he was going to eat you. It's a pity that in the eyes of these brothers and sisters, this little fat man poses zero threat. Totally useless…
The squirrel also knew how much he weighed, and after expressing his dissatisfaction, he moved aggrievedly to the monkey for comfort.
The monkey gently stroked his head, then took the opportunity to pinch his fat butt and said, "There is indeed a lot of meat on the butt."
The squirrel howled angrily! Not even monkeys can be trusted anymore, and he can't trust Red Boy any more, so he might as well hide on the roof himself and not come down, otherwise he will be taken advantage of all the time.
After he went up, he looked down and saw Fang Zheng, Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Red Boy all looking up at him. Before he could ask any questions, he heard everyone say in unison: "He's quite fat..."
When the squirrel heard this, he shouted angrily: "I'm not fat! I have something in my heart that makes me unable to lose weight!"
Everyone gave him a big look...
"Master, forget it, ignore him. You should just talk about the butt stuff." Lone Wolf said.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Okay, let's talk about butt... fart... fart!" Fang Zheng immediately realized that he had been led to a wrong building! He quickly explained: "What I'm talking about is bigu! Boyipi! Song five grains! bigu! Do you understand?"
As a result, several little guys shook their heads in confusion...
Fang Zheng was helpless and didn't bother to explain: "To put it simply, it means you can live without eating!"
"Oh, I won't eat..." Lone Wolf muttered subconsciously, and then suddenly woke up!
The squirrel, monkey, red boy and lone wolf almost screamed at the same time: "Don't eat?!" For foodies, there is nothing bigger in the world than eating! Letting them go without food is worse than killing them!
Fang Zheng stretched out his hand and put it on Du Lan's chin. He lifted it up slightly and closed the lone wolf's open mouth. Then he followed the gourd's example and helped the monkey and Red Boy close their mouths. As for the squirrel on the roof? I tried the height, but if I can't reach it, forget it.
Fang Zheng continued: "Yes, it is said that inedia can cure lying, so I decided to try it. Today, our temple will do inedia! Dinner will be served in three days!"
(End of chapter)