"Ding! Congratulations on getting a koi at random!" the system said.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned. Koi? He had accumulated merit three or four times and only got a koi carp? Fang Zheng felt unhappy, but after learning from his mistakes many times, Fang Zheng also learned wisely. He won’t complain first, he will look at the goods first!
"Are you receiving it?" the system asked in a strange tone.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he always felt that there was a hint of obedience in the tone, and subconsciously asked, "Can you not accept it?"
"I've already smoked it, so you have to take it if you don't want to." The system chuckled.
Fang Zheng's bad premonition became stronger, but he still nodded: "Stop it!"
The next moment, Fang Zheng heard a scream from above his head: "Oops! Get out of the way, hide to the left!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he subconsciously stood to the left, and then there was a slap on his forehead, and a sticky, soft thing was slapped on his bald head! Then the thing bounced up and flopped onto the ground!
Fang Zheng looked down and saw a hundred thousand Cao Niima running through his heart! Is this a koi? ! This **** is a koi, he is the Buddha!
He saw a pale white fish with a bit of blue light lying on the ground. Why did this fish look so familiar to him? Can he take a look for himself? Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and immediately went online and searched. The next moment, a picture popped up. When comparing the two pictures, Fang Zheng's face turned dark!
The red boy, monkey, lone wolf, and squirrel who heard the noise over there all ran over and saw Fang Zheng staring at a fish in a daze, with a not so good look on his face. Several guys looked at each other and thought to themselves: "Is Master greedy for fish? Want to eat fish?"
Red Boy came over, took a closer look, and then poked the fish on the ground. The fish was motionless, its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was open, as if it was dead. Hong Hai'er looked up at Fang Zheng and asked, "Master, why did you buy a salted fish?"
That’s right, this fish doesn’t look like a koi at all, and it’s not colorful! His appearance is exactly the same as salted fish!
Fang Zheng raised the corner of his mouth, looked up, and without saying a word, climbed up the wall, looked around, and thought to himself: There is no one around here! Then who threw this salted fish
Fang Zheng asked the system, but the system didn't say anything. Fang Zheng had a bad feeling in his heart when he heard the strange voice of the system before.
He walked over, touched the fish, and said, "Isn't this a koi?"
"Pfft!" Hearing Fang Zheng's words, Hong Hai'er couldn't hold back and laughed on the spot! Holding his belly, he pointed at the salted fish on the ground and said: "Haha... Master, are you kidding me? Is this a koi? People's koi are colorful, so beautiful! This guy only has one color, and he's ugly. ! Forget about being ugly, look at this appearance, look at this face shape, look at these eyes, and finally smell this smell! Isn’t this just a salted fish!"
"Damn you, uncle!" At this moment, before Fang Zheng could say anything, a voice suddenly came from the ground!
Fang Zheng, Hong Hai'er and others were stunned. They looked down and saw that the fish was still dead. But if he didn't say it, then who said it
The squirrel went over, touched the fish's head and said, "It seems to be really dead. Master, did he fall to death?"
Fang Zheng's old face darkened. Did he fall to death? When this dead fish fell from the sky, it tricked him into using it as a meat mat. Even if he dies, it will be him who dies, not Xianyu.
"You're the one who died!" The gangster's voice, which was a bit old-fashioned, like a ten thousand-year-old fried dough stick, sounded again. This time everyone could see clearly that it was this salted fish who said it!
The squirrel was startled, and hurriedly ran to the lone wolf's head, pulled the long hair, and hid himself.
The lone wolf is not afraid. There is an awesome monk in the temple, a super monster king, and whatever monsters come, and they have to lie down. He leaned over, smelled it, and said, "You're so salty and you're not dead yet?"
"Have you never seen someone taking a salt bath? Are you poor?" The salted fish turned over with a squeaking sound, and a salty smell wafted over him, causing Fang Zheng to frown subconsciously.
Fang Zheng said: "Aren't you taking a salt bath? You fell into a salt pit and haven't climbed out in ten years, right?"
As soon as Fang Zheng said this, everyone originally thought that this dead fish would start a fight with Fang Zheng, but the fish rolled his eyes and said, "How did you know?"
Everyone was speechless for a moment... Could this be confusing
Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "Did you ask the poor monk to move to the left just now?"
Xianyu was stunned, stared at Fang Zheng and asked, "Who is the boss here?"
Everyone looked at Fang Zheng collectively. Xianyu glanced at everyone's eyes. Xianyu, whose head and eyes were originally raised, suddenly fell to the ground with a snap, and then there was no movement. His eyes were extremely wide, and he immediately He pretended to be dead on the spot!
Fang Zheng frowned, it seemed that this guy was right! But playing dead fish? This trick is useless to him!
Honghai'er saw that Xianyu was silent and stabbed him, but he still remained silent.
Squirrel was relatively simple, so he leaned over and said, "Master, did you scare him to death?"
"Are you scared to death? You're scared to death. Okay, send it down the mountain and eat meat for the villagers. After all, this is salted fish from Lingshan Mountain." Fang Zheng sneered and looked at the salted fish with a smile. Play dead with him? If it were other monks, maybe it would really be a bit difficult. But Fangzheng is not a serious monk!
When Xianyu heard this, his body visibly stiffened.
When Hong Hai'er and others heard this, they immediately became happy. Hong Hai'er directly grabbed the tail of the salted fish and dragged it out. As he walked, he said: "Master, let me tell you, for such a big fish, all the flesh and blood are precious. If you take Let’s stew your spiritual ginseng, and it will be much faster if you start practicing your skills.”
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "That's not possible. The poor monk is a monk after all, so how can he eat meat? Just send it away... By the way, such a good fish will make everyone feel fishy."
"Ah? Master, are you not mistaken? There are so many families, so many people, how to divide such a small fish?" Hong Boy was a little worried.
The monkey said slowly: "It's simple. Just chop him into pieces at the entrance of the village and share a little bit with each family."
As soon as these words came out, Xianyu, who was pretending to be dead, suddenly moved and shouted: "Are you monks? Do you have any conscience? It is wrong to insult the corpse, you know? Have you read it? A scripture?"
Xianyu spoke, and everyone laughed. You're so young, why don't you keep pretending
Only the squirrel pulled its big tail cutely and said: "Wow, it's a corpse trick! Didn't you die just now?"
"You're just dead! I'm sleeping, can't I?" Xianyu shouted arrogantly.
The squirrel didn't take it seriously and said, "You sleep? But your eyes are open?"
Xianyu tried his best to roll his eyes symbolically, and said: "Find me a fish with eyelids to look at! Ask him to close his eyes for me!"
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