The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 893: The master wants to be famous

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"Silver needle? I thought it was the middle finger drawn by a human hand." An embassy staff member nearby said in shock.

After saying this, Pu Changming only felt a numbness on his scalp. The silver needles were very thick, long and short. The longest one was in the middle, and the ones around it were very short. With this combination, looking at the gesture, it still looked like A middle finger! However, how can a person become pregnant with a silver needle? How come the silver needle happens to look like the middle finger

"Retribution! Retribution!" Suddenly, an old man knelt on the ground, kowtowed to the ground, and shouted.

When Park Changming heard this, his heart trembled and he asked: "What's going on? What kind of retribution?"

"Mr. Park, what are silver needles? This is a representative item of traditional Chinese medicine. You smashed the sign of traditional Chinese medicine, and Pu Mingdai became pregnant with five silver needles. Isn't this retribution? Look at that gesture again. This is clearly Such contempt from the God of Chinese Medicine!" The old man was obviously frightened and his face was very ugly, but what he said was still very clear.

When Pu Changming heard this, he became furious and said: "Where in the world does this god come from? Take him out and don't confuse the public with your lies!"

Immediately two men took the old man out. Although the old man went out and Park Changming roared angrily to calm the scene, the question remains, where did the silver needle come from? Why this gesture? If there is no God, who can explain clearly what is going on

At this moment, Park Changming felt that his brain was running out of energy, as if all his decades of medical knowledge had been learned from dogs...

Just as Park Changming was pulling his hair and looking helpless, an embassy staff suddenly said: "Mr. Park, there is a new situation in Chinese traditional medicine!"

"New situation?" Park Changming was stunned. All Chinese traditional medicine doctors were wiped out by the group. What new situation could there be at this time? Watching the live broadcast on the staff's mobile phone, I happened to see a group of familiar faces doing the live broadcast. He sneered and said: "Is this a collective shamelessness? What if Chinese medicine practitioners who have lost their credibility have only empty medical skills?"

Depending on the situation, the live broadcast has been going on for a while. At this moment, someone suddenly stood up and asked: "Mr. Song Yuhai, you said that you went to listen to a lecture by a master of traditional Chinese medicine and benefited a lot. And his understanding of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine He has reached the level of studying heaven and earth, so may I ask, what is this master good at?",

As soon as this question came out, everyone looked up at Song Yuhe.

At the same time, pointing to the mountain, Lone Wolf, Monkey, Squirrel, Red Boy, and Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng at the same time, and saw old God Fang Zheng sitting there, seemingly not ashamed at all. Instead, he stood up slowly and said calmly: "What are you watching? Watch TV and go for a walk as a teacher."

After saying that, Fang Zheng went out. As soon as he walked out of the temple gate and made sure that no one was following him, Fang Zheng's face instantly turned red and turned into a stewed egg. He rubbed his face with his hands and said bitterly: "This time I am famous. , I’m still famous! If Dad were here, he would probably beat me to death, right?”

After rubbing his face for a while, Fang Zheng just put down his hands and saw in front of him, from left to right, Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, Salted Fish, and Squirrel, standing in order of big and small, and they all looked at them with wide eyes. The position is square.

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded. It was over. His disciples had seen his shame. How could he live like this

At this moment, Squirrel said seriously: "Master, we didn't see anything. Let's go back and watch the live broadcast."

Then Lone Wolf led the group, turned left collectively, and filed into the temple.

Fang Zhengxin said: "Did they only see me rubbing my face, but actually saw nothing?"

At this moment, a burst of laughter came from the backyard of the temple. Even fools knew what they were laughing at...

Fangzheng turned around in a circle and went in with a broom. Soon there were sounds of fish jumping and wolf screaming, squirrels running around screaming and begging for mercy...

Although Park Changming didn't hear what Song Yuhe and the others said before, he understood it at a glance with his wisdom. This is after the Chinese medicine practitioners were defeated, they dug out a more powerful old guy to support them and set up the flagpole again. In this regard, Park Changming's eyes were very calm, and there was no concern from others around him, as if all this was expected by him.

The only thing Park Changming is curious about is who this guy is! What is he good at

At this moment, Song Yuhe slowly said: "What Abbot Fang Zheng is best at is infertility and painless abortion."

puff!

At that moment, countless people across China sprayed rainbows all over the sky, and countless couples had water or drinks sprayed on each other's faces...

Even Park Changming almost jumped up at these words.

The embassy staff nearby started laughing.

"Haha, a monk is good at infertility and painless abortion, haha... He won't do it himself, right? Haha..."

"Is this a monk? Haha... Isn't this just for publicity? This is too unrestricted... "

Not only them, at this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded.

A piece of 666, 2333, haha, passing by on the screen...

You can imagine how powerful this sentence is.

Pu Changming also shook his head and muttered: "Is there really no one in China?"

At this moment, Pu Mingdai exclaimed: "Fangzheng?! That monk who points to the mountain?!"

When Pu Mingdai shouted, some memories that Pu Changming had forgotten came to his mind instantly, and he suddenly thought of something! Monk? Medical skills? Silver needle? Pregnant? Infertility? Painless abortion

Pu Changming stared at Pu Mingdai and asked, "Didn't you say that monk was a liar?"

Pu Mingdai opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. His pregnancy was so strange that it couldn't be explained by science. If there must be an explanation, then the biggest suspect is that monk!

At this time, Song Yuhe continued: "I know that everyone is doubting our words, and some people think that we are hyping up to extend the lives of traditional Chinese medicine. However, the master will give lectures on Yizhi Mountain every three days. If you have any doubts in your heart, If you have any questions, you might as well go and listen to it yourself. Oh, by the way, the place on Yi Zhi Mountain is narrow and not many people can attend the lecture. Therefore, the master’s rule is to select students to attend the lecture on a first-come, first-served basis. If you want to listen, please get up early .”

After saying that, Song Yuhe stood up and said: "Okay, today's press conference is over. For all your questions, please go to Yizhi Mountain to find them yourself. Otherwise, no matter what I say, it will be useless."

As Song Yuhe and others left, the live broadcast ended.

But the news media is crazy. If this is true, then this is a life-saving treatment for Chinese traditional medicine! It might even be an opportunity to rise! So a large group of people, carrying long guns and short cannons, went directly to Songwu County. Although there were still three days, it was better to go early to grab the position.

At the same time, the Internet also exploded. On the Internet, which was originally dead when it came to traditional Chinese medicine, there were all kinds of doubts, curses, and shouts.

In short, at this moment, Chinese traditional Chinese medicine seems to be pushed to the forefront again.

Someone waved the flag and shouted: "The masters are among the people."

Some people are also shouting: "The last straw for Chinese medicine, if it is just a scam, no one will believe in Chinese medicine from now on! This is an opportunity and a crisis!"

Seeing this, Pu Mingdai looked at Pu Changming and asked: "Master, if he is really a master of medical skills, what's wrong with me..."

"Needless to say, it must be him! What he said seemed to be a joke to the outside world, but I have a feeling that he was talking to us from a distance through Song Yuhe's mouth." Park Changming sighed, he didn't I don't believe in coincidence, and I don't believe in fate. With so many coincidences coming together, there is only one answer. This is a disguised declaration of war!

"What about us?" Pu Mingdai asked.

Pu Changming said: "I will go to Yizhishan the day after tomorrow. I want to see what this little monk in the mountains is capable of!"

Time flies so fast, three days are here in a flash.

It was still dark outside, and only the rumble of cars could be heard outside, breaking the silence of Yizhi Village. Many villagers opened their doors and came out to take a look. They didn't know when it started, but the roads in the village were full of cars! Many people were jumping around in the cold, but they still rushed into the cold wind and headed straight for Yizhi Mountain.

A child scratched his head and muttered: "What are these people doing? Going up the mountain at this time?"

"Little guy, why are you going up the mountain at this time? Do you think we are here very early?" a woman asked with a smile.

The child chuckled, rolled his eyes at him and said, "I mean, if you go up the mountain at this time, can you still find a place?"

The woman was stunned and looked at her watch. It was half past four in the morning! It's still dark!

The child continued: "We all know that Abbot Fang Zheng lectures on medicine halfway up the mountain. There can't be many people sitting in that position halfway up the mountain. Abbot Fang Zheng wants to lecture on medicine, so of course we are going to listen. My parents were there in the middle of the night Went there when the time came. At your time, you were just on the stairs, listening to the news."

The woman was speechless and said in her heart: Is it true or false

After the woman ran to Yizhi Mountain, she believed it! I saw that the mountainside was full of people, densely packed, and everyone's mobile phone was lit up, just like the stars in the sky. Looking at so many people, she just felt like her brain was running out of energy. When did Chinese medicine become so popular

Not just her, many people who came after looked at the people on the mountain and gave up, retreated obediently, and drove home. Most of these people are just here to join in the fun, and they don’t understand medicine...

But some of them stayed to continue watching the fun.

At this moment, the mountainside was also in chaos. In the open space in front of Yizhiquan, more and more people were squeezing around. Some people were almost crying!

"Stop squeezing, or you'll get pregnant if you keep squeezing!"

"Whose high heels? You wear high heels when climbing mountains? Then you step on my feet?!"

"Don't move, don't move, you'll fall if you move again!"

The scene was in chaos. Song Yuhe and others were overwhelmed. They knew that many people would come today, but they didn't expect that so many people would come! They still seriously underestimated the Chinese people's enthusiasm for watching the excitement. Especially the enthusiasm of reporters for this matter. Most of the reporters here came in the middle of the night. These guys just squeezed out all the local villagers...

Wang Yougui came to join in the fun at first, but later realized that the situation was getting out of control, so he quickly organized the villagers to maintain law and order to avoid danger.

With the coordination of the villagers, although the place was crowded and people were screaming, the advantage was that there were more people and it was warmer, so they would not freeze to death.

Just as everyone was shouting, bells and drums suddenly sounded on the mountain. The drums were like thunder, which shocked everyone's hearts, as if all the suppressed things were ignited and exploded! For those who have never heard the sound of drums, their eyes will turn red instantly, and all their anger seems to be erupting! At this moment, the bell rang, the sound was melodious, upright and peaceful, like a big hand gently brushing through everyone's hearts, and all the annoyance and hostility disappeared in an instant!

(End of chapter)