After a busy day at the sub-bureau, Chen Xian left Ningchuan Building with Yu Sheng after finishing his shift. At the same time, Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng also set off from the Chen family's old house. Until now, they have been staying at Chen Xian's house and playing games... If Chen Xian hadn't called them to go out for dinner, the two salted fish would probably still be on the sofa in the living room, staring at the TV and playing non-stop.
After Xu Yanan and Mu He left the beauty salon, they also went directly to the restaurant where they had dinner, but Mr. Skeleton and the little chattering tree were the first to arrive, even much earlier than Chen Xian, because they went straight to Yinshi at dawn Killed him...Mr. Skeleton thinks that the atmosphere in Yinshi is good, and staying there is more comfortable than staying outside, and the little guy thinks the same way, not to mention that the old liar is really nice to him. Technological evil toys, such as beheading puppets, murder scare boxes and other small things.
These toys are boring to play alone, so Xiaobudian often asks Lu Yisheng to play with him, but... Lu Yisheng is quite rational, and he is not bewitched by Xiaobudian's few words.
"Are you sure this is your toy?"
One late night, Lu Yisheng caught a special murderer who wanted to assassinate him by his bedside, and then found Xiao Budian Xingshi to question him without saying a word. The murderer was the beheaded puppet given to him by the old liar...
"Yes, toys." That's what Xiao Budian answered at the time.
Lu Yisheng didn't speak, and directly pressed the switch on the back of the puppet, and then heard the puppet laughing "Jie Jie Jie Jie" which is unique to the villains in fantasy novels, and at the same time turned his little head to Lu Yisheng, and went crazy Wielding his own machete that is only fifteen centimeters long.
Hearing the whistling wind in his ear, Lu Yisheng asked again.
"Are you fucking saying again this is your fucking toy?"
Since then.
Lu Yisheng habitually locked the doors and windows while sleeping, and repeatedly told the little one not to come to his room at night, because...
"I love killing people in my dreams!" Lu Yisheng said so.
Lost the opportunity to torment Lu Yisheng, Xiaobudian expressed his disappointment, although he didn't know why he liked to target Luyisheng so much, but every time he tried to tease him and succeeded, Xiaobudian would feel a strong pleasure... That's right, He seemed to understand why those black fans were so obsessed with going to Heilu descendants.
He is really addictive!
Compared with the little ones, the reason why Talking Tree likes Yinshi is much simpler. It is a bit similar to Mr. Skeleton. It just feels that it can be more open in Yinshi. At least it can leave the flower pot and wander around the streets. From time to time, I can still meet a few "same kind", although those same kind have turned into human form, but the talking tuber tree can still be seen at a glance... Even if these plant-like guys turn into human form, they can't cover the soil on their bodies Fishy!
The place for everyone to have dinner is in a restaurant in Yinshi. The place has just opened, although the scale is small, but the dishes are very good. It is said that there are shares of the old liar, but the main reason for choosing this place for dinner today is because... the old liar I gave Chen Xian a VIP card, and I can get a 30% discount when paying!
"It's so early?"
As soon as Chen Xian took Yu Sheng into the private room, he saw Xu Yanan and the others sitting at the round table. Now, except for Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng, everyone else is here...Mr. The three of them sat on the sofa next to them and watched TV, only Xu Yanan and Mu He sat at the table chatting.
"We took a special car here, and the place is not far from Yinshi." Xu Yanan glanced at Chen Xian, then hugged Mu He into his arms, and asked Chen Xian with a smile, "Can you see if we have any?" What a difference!"
"What's the difference?" Chen Xian sat down with Yu Sheng in a daze, completely using the four words "steel straight man" to the extreme. He had heard that Xu Yanan and the others went to a beauty salon early in the morning. His thinking must be that as soon as he heard Xu Yanan's question, he knew that they were waiting to praise, but is Chen Xian a normal man
of course not.
He's a man's man.
Referred to as male in male.
So the answer he gave would not make Xu Yanan and the others feel comfortable. After getting his reply, Xu Yanan just wanted to grab his head and beat him up on the spot. Go punch!
"Didn't you notice that our skin has improved?" Xu Yanan glared at Chen Xian.
Chen Xian shook his head and said that he didn't notice it, and he didn't seem to notice that Xu Yanan and the others' eyes were becoming more and more dangerous, so he looked carefully... Chen Xian then said something.
"Hasn't your skin always looked good?"
"You... What you said seems to make sense."
"Yeah, what Chen Xian said makes sense!"
Chen Xian had no intention of coaxing them, because he didn't realize that the two girls were angry, but from Xu Yanan and the others, it seemed that Chen Xian was actively "coaxing" them to be happy, so... it's rare to be coaxed by him, if you don't give him What if he doesn't coax him anymore
"Where's Grandpa Ge?" Xu Yanan looked at Chen Xian and asked, "Isn't he coming to have dinner with us?"
"He has something to go out today, so he won't come." Chen Xian replied.
After all, Chen Xian took out his phone and glanced at the time.
"Old Lu and the others are stuck in the road? Why haven't they arrived yet?" Chen Xian muttered suspiciously, thinking that although those two people have always been unreliable, their sense of time is not so bad that they are almost half late. hour...
Just when Chen Xian was about to call them to ask what was going on, the door of the private room was pushed open with a bang, and Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng walked in cursing all the way, muttering " Kill that idiot sooner or later." They didn't restrain themselves until they saw Chen Xian.
"What's going on?" Chen Xian looked at the two men suspiciously, and asked in confusion, "Someone recruited you? Why are you so angry?"
"Isn't it Wang Huaijin's idiot! That bastard..." Lu Yisheng complained to Wang Huaijin, who was a thousand kilometers away, in a thoughtful tone, his eyes were full of burning anger, "What happened on the forum?" After it was over, he added me as a friend on the forum in private, and then left me a thousand-word message while I was not online, just like his mother wrote an essay."
"Leave a message? A thousand words?" Xu Yanan was quite surprised by this, and asked maliciously, "He won't confess his love to you, will he?"
"Show you... your size!" Lu Yisheng tried his best to make his language more civilized. After all, if he provokes Xu Yanan and gets beaten all over his head, Chen Xian will not care about him, "There are 800 in those 1,000 words. All of them are dirty words, if you put them on the forum, they will all become harmonious little stars, do you understand?"
"Is he so boring?" Chen Xian looked skeptical, because in his memory only Lu Yisheng would do such a boring thing, other strangers... shouldn't be so busy, right
Of course, this is just Chen Xian's wishful thinking. Facts have proved that Wang Huaijin is so boring, but the main reason is Lu Yisheng.
"That dog is really a chicken thief! Didn't I just spray his whole family on the forum! As for what! What a hatred!" Lu Yisheng couldn't help but vomit bitterness to Chen Xian, with a look Aggrieved, "He blocked me after scolding me, and refused to add any friends. I don't even have a chance to fight back!"
"He finally reconciled with me... There's no need to provoke you." Chen Xian frowned, a little puzzled.
"He didn't scold me, he didn't scold you, and he didn't scold our team. He just stared at me and sprayed. He must have typed up the draft in advance!" Lu Yisheng complained resentfully, and spit out from his mouth Hatred towards Wang Huaijin was hidden in every word that came out, "If you don't open a map, you can't open a group of people to ridicule. That kid is smart. Before he scolded me, he pointed out that the subject was the one I scolded him first. This is from the standpoint of morality." Spray me on the commanding heights..."
"It's okay! That kid just doesn't have eyes and must provoke us! Isn't bullying you the same as bullying our entire team! Beating a dog depends on the owner..." Li Daosheng comforted him, but he obviously didn't pay attention to the inappropriateness of his words, In an instant, Lu Yisheng's hatred was transferred to him.
Lu Yisheng wanted to scold people at first, but then he thought that Li Daosheng also had good intentions. Seeing his righteous Bo Yuntian vowing to vent his anger on his brother did not seem to be pretending. , Take a step back, the more you think about it, the worse it will be... Just when Li Daosheng was still trying to comfort him, Lu Yisheng raised his leg and kicked him.
"What the hell are you a dog, or a dirt dog!"