Although Xu Yanan and Mu He's attitudes are very serious, and the way they proceed to wake up Chen Xian can also be summed up in the four words "serious and rigorous", but these are their own explanations... Regardless Believe it or not, Zhuge Jing doesn't believe it anyway, because no matter how you look at it, it looks like retaliation, no matter from the demeanor or the tone of speech, it is definitely not the kind of behavior that ordinary people should have.
Of course, if Zhuge Jing's brain is bigger and his thinking is not so serious, then he will definitely be able to see something deeper.
For example, the two of them are not retaliating.
Just purely mopping up.
"No response..." Zhuge Jing said with a look of despair, and then pinched Chen Xian's man hard, and the flesh turned black and blue in an instant, "Why did this bastard sleep so hard? .. ”
Seeing Zhuge Jing's hands being so heavy, Xu Yanan immediately slapped the back of his hand angrily, and said angrily, "Your sister didn't do it?"
"I...that's true..." Zhuge Jing wanted to refute, but in the end he found that he had nothing to say. After all, they really did this. If it wasn't for Zhuge Doudou After hypnotizing Chen Xian, he can't sleep like this now.
"Brother, hurry up! It's catching up to me!!"
Zhuge Doudou's voice kept coming out of Chen Xian's mouth. Compared with before, Zhuge Doudou's voice seemed more anxious at this moment, as if he had been forced to the point of no return by that pale dog.
Hearing her begging for help, not to mention Zhuge Jing panicked, even Xiao Muhe started to get nervous, after all, he was his good friend...
"We can't wake up Chen Xian!" Mu He said anxiously, "Chen Xian has already fallen asleep! It's useless for us to pinch him!"
"Think of another way!" Zhuge Doudou spoke with tears in her voice, but she had to say that human potential is infinite. Under the threat of life brought by the pale dog, she suddenly had an idea.
Since Chen Xian cannot be awakened by external force...
So can you wake him up from inside the body
"Who are you going to boil some water?" Zhuge Doudou asked anxiously, "Take a pot of hot water and pour it into his mouth! I don't believe he can still sleep!"
"..."
Zhuge Jing didn't dare to speak, because he had already noticed that the eyes of Mu He and Xu Yanan had changed, as if they were about to kill someone.
"Forget it, forget about her." Mu He clapped his hands and stood up slowly.
"Pour boiling water into your mouth... What kind of shit idea is that..." Xu Yanan also shook his head with a very dissatisfied expression.
Although Chen Xian is a stranger, and his self-healing ability is surprisingly strong, it doesn't mean that the two of them allow outsiders to spoil Chen Xian's body at will... Let us pour boiling water into our mouths? Why don't you pour it into your mouth
"Don't ignore me! If this method doesn't work, you can use another method!" Zhuge Doudou became anxious when he heard what Muhe and the others said, and he changed the method for everyone, "Since it can't be scalded...then Let's feed him chili peppers! Or else it's coptis! If it doesn't work, let's feed him a spoonful of shit! I don't believe he can still sleep!"
Hearing these words, not to mention Xu Yanan's reaction, even Zhuge Jing couldn't stand it anymore. It seemed that these words brought him some very intuitive pictures, and he immediately thought of something extremely disgusting ...
"Stop talking..." Zhuge Jing said while retching, "We don't care what you say anymore!"
"Then what should I do!" Zhuge Doudou couldn't help but burst into tears. Although she usually likes to bully Xiao Muhe, she always feels that she is more mature and psychologically stronger than Xiao Muhe, but at this time she said Not afraid it must be false.
Let the monster that was born in the world since ancient times stare at him, let alone the little girl Zhuge Doudou, even if Zhuge Jing is replaced by another person, he will still be scared!
"Will feeding him wake him up?" Mu He muttered, "We pinched so hard just now...he didn't wake up..."
"Try it, everyone!" Zhuge Doudou said eagerly, "How will you know the result if you don't try it!? If external use doesn't work, let's take it internally! Give him some stimulation and he might wake up!"
"Stimulate... ... "
Mu He's face was thoughtful, as if he remembered something, his eyes lit up suddenly.
"Yes!"
After all, without waiting for other people to ask more questions, Mu He got up and turned around and ran towards the direction of Lu Yisheng. After about ten seconds, he rushed over, still holding Lu Yisheng's backpack.
"What's there?" Zhuge Jing asked cautiously, with a hint of expectation in his eyes.
"I want him to eat something, exciting, right?"
While talking, Mu He also put the backpack on the ground, opened the zipper of the backpack and rummaged through it three times, five times and two times, and quickly took out a black airtight sealed box, which seemed to be made of foam ... After opening the lid, Zhuge Jing saw a sealed bag and several ice boxes for keeping fresh food inside.
what's in the bag
Zhuge Jing was very curious.
When he saw Mu He took out half of the fruit from the sealed bag, he became even more curious... The skin of this fruit was dark, its shape was similar to that of a mangosteen, and the exposed flesh exuded an extremely strong sweet smell , People can't help drooling when they smell it.
"You're still smart!" Xu Yanan's eyes lit up, as if he had already guessed what Mu He was going to do next, "I almost forgot about this!"
"I just remembered it suddenly too~" Mu He chuckled, his face full of pride.
That's right.
These remaining pulps... are the fruits of the talking tree last time... that is, the fruit that can make people feel bitter to the point of dregs!
According to Chen Xian himself, just eating a little bit of this fruit will produce a feeling so strong that you want to ascend to heaven in place. The extreme bitterness that is incomprehensible is absolutely unimaginable to those who have never tasted it.. ... Lu Yisheng originally used a refrigerator to store the pulp, but the machine was a bit too big, and it could take up half of the capacity in a backpack, so in the end, he could only use a foam box to store the fruit. Put it in and change the ice box every day, even if it doesn't treat it badly.
As the saying goes, everything in this world has its own value, although this fruit is not as good as "shit" in the eyes of Chen Xian and the others, and they only think that whoever eats it is stupid, but the facts now prove it. .. ...
They were right not to throw away the fruit.
"I hope Chen Xian won't blame us..." Mu He prayed in a low voice, then motioned Xu Yanan to help her open Chen Xian's mouth, and she was going to stuff all the remaining flesh into it.
The upper and lower jaws open and close.
Chen Xian passively swallowed this fruit that made him fear like shit.
A second passed.
Nothing happened.
Five seconds passed...
"Fuck! It's moving!" Zhuge Jing cheered excitedly, and jumped up on the spot, so excited that he couldn't control himself, "This fruit is really amazing!"
As Zhuge Jing said, Chen Xian did indeed move, and it was not just an ordinary movement.
Chen Xian started to twitch violently as if suffering from epilepsy, foaming at the mouth while twitching and convulsing, and even slightly opened his closed eyes...
Seeing the way he rolled his eyes, Zhuge Jing slowly lost his excitement, because Chen Xian's performance made him suspicious... Is this fruit or arsenic? How do you think his reaction seems to be poisoned?
"Who... ... "
Chen Xian twitched violently, tilted his head, was foaming at the mouth and rolled his eyes, and both hands were clasped on his chest and turned into chicken paws.
"Who gets the fruit... Feed me...."
Maybe it was because he was passively awakened by the stimulation, Chen Xian's consciousness was not very clear, and he was slurred and stuttered when speaking.
"Go!"
Xu Yanan reacted the fastest, seemed to be aware of what was going to happen next, grabbed Xiao Muhe's arm and flashed ten meters away.
Zhuge Jing's reaction was slow, and he didn't understand why Xu Yanan and the others suddenly ran so far. Shouldn't they take care of the "sick" Chen Xian
This kid is about to die!
What are you doing so far away... Could it be that you want to assist Chen Xian with your eyes? Stream of consciousness cheer
It’s true that adversity reveals character!
Zhuge Jing shook his head, only feeling unlucky for Chen Xian, and knelt down to help Chen Xian do some preliminary physical examinations, but he didn't realize... the moment he knelt down, Xu Yanan and the others looked at each other There was a flash of pity.
as predicted.
Just when Zhuge Jing opened Chen Xian's eyelids with his hands, Chen Xian, who had been lying on the ground and convulsed, suddenly sat up, like those abnormal beings that had been faked from corpses.
In just an instant, Chen Xian didn't give Zhuge Jing a chance to react, he opened his mouth and spat it out with a wow. The scene was as tragic as a fountain, and he took a shower for Zhuge Jing from head to toe... .
"Chen... Chen Xian... I will kill you!!"