The soldier took a few steps forward and saw Wen Nuan "peeing". At the same time, he smelled a foul smell and said in disgust: "You lazy guy, you are peeing next to the tent, why don't you go further?"
He thought it was his companion who was sleeping in the tent who got up to pee in the middle of the night, so he didn't bother to go further and peed directly in his own nest.
"I can't help it anymore, there are three urgent needs." Nuan Nuan replied vaguely with a Dongling accent, and at the same time covered his abdomen with one hand.
Because Nuan Nuan had been on a diplomatic mission to Tangling for a while, she deliberately learned a few words in Dongling dialect. Moreover, she had heard the soldiers in Dongling say "Kai Da". She also asked Nalan Jinnian what it meant.
"Oh, my stomach hurts a little, and I seem to want to open it up."
Nuan Nuan's hand covering his abdomen secretly pinched something hidden in his belt, and a fart sound sounded in unison.
"It stinks so much. What do you guys eat and drink every day? Why is it so stinky! Don't stay here, please stay away! It's smoky General, and you're waiting to die!"
With that said, he hurried away!
What kind of fart is this
it stink!
At this time, a group of patrolling soldiers happened to pass by. After taking a look at the two of them, they looked back and continued walking forward, walking a little faster than before.
It is normal to wake up and urinate at night when your partner is there.
Some soldiers also solved it directly in the account.
Men, why are you so particular
Nuan Nuan watched them walk away and breathed a sigh of relief: Hehe... You are as witty as me!
Wen Nuan plugged the mouth of the bottle and stuffed it back into his arms. Then he lowered his head openly and held his stomach to "open it up"!
When Nuan Nuan lowered his head and walked forward, he pinched his waist again and made a fart sound.
A soldier who was keeping watch over the granary just heard the noise and came over to take a look, so he knew Wen Nuan was going to turn it up. When Wen Wen passed by, he ignored her and just subconsciously covered his nose.
I don’t know why, but there always seems to be a bad smell in my nose!
As he smelled it, the soldier's eyelids sank and he sat there and fell asleep.
Nuan Nuan knew that the two nearby camps contained food.
Patrolling soldiers have already patrolled here once, and they will not appear here again within half a quarter of an hour.
Half an hour is enough!
Wen Nuan pulled out a dagger from his boots, cut a hole in the tent, then took out a bottle, uncorked the bottle, poured the oil in the bottle directly into the tent, then took out the fire stick, blew on it, and plugged it. Got in.
Then she held her stomach and ran quickly towards the latrine.
Generally, thatched houses are used as huts, and the huts in military camps are located in the downwind direction. The wind blowing in Dongling Kingdom this season is southwesterly, so the thatched huts are probably located in the northeast.
By chance, she saw a thatched hut there from a distance.
Wen Nuan lowered her head and covered her abdomen. Halfway through the run, she saw the patrolling soldiers again. Without stopping, she pointed at the hut and said anxiously: "Open it! Open it!"
Then he made another "poof" sound!
Someone in the patrol team couldn't help but cover her nose, and everyone ignored her.
After all, who would have thought that a person from Nalan Country would dare to run towards their patrol team and know where the latrine is!
Nuan Nuan ran directly into the hut. She looked back and saw that the patrolling soldiers were no longer visible. She quickly left the hut, climbed over the wall, and ran out smoothly.
After Nuan Nuan completed the task, he returned directly to where he was before, changed into a pair of night clothes, and then ran deeper into the forest.
There, Big Hui is guarding three horses.
When Da Hui saw Wen Nuan coming back, he immediately ran to Wen Nuan and wagged his tail.
Wen Nuan touched Da Hui's head: "Thank you for your hard work Da Hui!"
Then she rode on Da Hui and led the three horses to the vicinity of Dongling Military Camp, so that they could escape in a while.
At this time, a noise could be heard in the Dongling military camp.
Wen Nuan got off Big Gray's back and quickly climbed up a big tree to look at the situation inside.
The fire set by Wen Nuan has already burned half of the granary in Dongling, and now it is blazing into the sky!
And not only was the granary on fire, there were several places on fire.
I think it was Nalan Jinnian and the others who set the fire.
The soldiers in Dongling rushed around to fetch water and put out the fire.
It happened that there was no fire in the camp on her side, so there were no soldiers in this area, making it easier for Nalan Jinnian and others to escape from this direction.
In the chaos, Nuan Nuan saw three figures carrying a person on their backs, running quickly in her direction among the pursuers.
Wen Nuan quickly slid down the tree and climbed to the wall. She stood on the wall and took out several poisonous smoke bombs from her arms.
When Nalan Jinnian and the three of them ran to the wall, Wen Nuan threw a few smoke bombs hard.
Nuan Nuan whistled, and the three horses ran over immediately.
Nalan Jinnian and the others took advantage of this opportunity and quickly led people over the wall.
Wen Nuan got directly onto Da Hui's back. Nalan Jinnian and the other three put the three seriously injured soldiers on the horse, then they themselves got on the horse and left quickly!
At this time, the soldiers of Dongling Kingdom ran out from the military camp holding torches!
"Fire the arrows! Fire the arrows quickly! Shoot them to death!"
"Chase! Chase quickly! Don't let them run away!"
... .
The cavalry was dispatched immediately, chasing Nuan Nuan and his party.
In the darkness, Da Hui rode Wen Nuan and led the way for Nalan Jinnian and the others. Da Hui did not run directly back to Nalan Country, but headed towards the Southern Border Country. Several black shadows passed by in the forest!
A group of Dongling cavalry were chasing after them from a long distance with torches.
They were just chasing after them, but suddenly there was a tiger roar, and then two tigers ran out and blocked their way.
When the two tigers saw them, they screamed and rushed towards the Dongling soldiers!
The faces of the Dongling cavalry changed: "There is a tiger! Retreat! Retreat quickly!"
The soldiers pulled the reins of their horses and turned around.
But the horses under their crotches were frightened by the tiger. They raised their hooves in fear, spread their hooves and ran away!
Some horses even threw the Tanglin soldiers on horseback to the ground!
Two tigers chased them to bite them, so Dongling soldiers could only pick up their swords to deal with the two tigers together.
It's just that the tiger is the king of beasts, how can it be so easy to deal with!
They no longer have time to warm them.
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Wen Nuan and others ran some distance away. Wen Nuan looked back and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no Dongling soldiers were chasing them.
Liu Kai also looked back: "There are no more Dongling pursuers!"
Nuan Nuan replied: "Well, I was stopped by a tiger!"
Then Wen Nuan touched Da Hui's head: "Okay, Da Hui, let's go back!"
Dahui immediately turned around and ran towards the place where Nalan Kingdom's military camp was stationed.
At dawn, the group finally returned to the military camp!