Federal West, Vega City. Vertex 23S. Updated fastest. In a residential area that is called southern suburbs, but is not suburban at all. In a certain house that looks nondescript, there is the dim light of a TV and incomprehensible Republican language in the living room. Opposite the TV, a woman is speaking. Sit on the sofa and watch TV.
But what we want to focus on is not the living room but the bedroom. Some huge creature squeezed out all the pillows and quilts on the bed, and lay peacefully on the bed. The steady rise and fall of its chest seemed to mean that this thing was sleeping soundly. There was an alarm clock on the bedside table next to her. The time was 3:39:55 in the morning.
Let's count five seconds.
At 3:40, the alarm clock started screaming like a killing chicken.
The huge creature shuddered, then began to shrink. When the contraction reached a certain level, a human hand reached out to the alarm clock, slapped it, and the screams stopped.
The giant creature that was on the bed had turned into a man rubbing his eyes on the bed.
After rubbing it for a while, the man started groping on the bed for a long time, "Dear? Did I push you out of bed again?"
In front of the TV in the living room, a female voice appeared, "Hmm~" She didn't seem angry.
"Sorry. I promise, I will buy a bigger bed today." The man got out of bed and began to put clothes on his human body.
"Then you will only expand bigger~" The woman still didn't look angry, but she said in an amused tone, "A bigger bed, a bigger bedroom, a bigger house~ Haha~"
The man poked his head out of the bedroom and said, "I will give you a big house, I promise."
"I'm waiting~" The woman looked back at the man who was almost finished dressing with a smile on her face, and was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?"
"Get dressed."
"I can tell." The woman lifted the blanket that was lying on her body, meaning to invite the man to come over with her. "But isn't your commission at 4 o'clock over? I didn't give you today's check."
The man was stunned for a moment, "Uh... I forgot." He took off the coat he had just put on his body, walked to the sofa, picked up the woman and the blanket, then lay down on it, and then put the woman and the blanket on him. "Lest I fall asleep."
The woman smiled and continued to stare at the TV.
"What's on?" The man obviously didn't understand the Republican language on the TV.
The woman smiled and replied, "It's the New Year's Eve show at the Republican Party."
"Does it look good?"
"Hmm~"
After a while, the man's eyelids closed and his breathing began to slow down.
After an unknown amount of time, without warning, the man twisted and subconsciously hugged the woman on top of him, "Am I getting bigger? Am I pressing you?"
"No~" The woman patted the man's protective hand, "Relax, I didn't fall either~"
"Sorry." The man relaxed and turned to look at the TV again, "A republican party show?"
"Hmm~"
"Does it look good?"
"Haha, you should go back to bed."
The man seemed to be waiting for the woman to say this, but he did not get off the sofa. He only raised his upper body and said, "You come with me."
"No~ I have a morning shift, I'll go to work after a while~"
"Then I'll accompany you." The man lay down again, hugged the woman's head, and touched her lips lightly.
The woman smiled, adjusted her posture, and continued watching TV.
The man persisted for a while and then closed his eyelids again.
I don't know how much time passed, but the man suddenly woke up again and protected the woman on his body, "I've gotten bigger..."
"No~" the woman started to laugh, "Hehehe, you didn't press me, and I didn't fall~"
"Hug, sorry."
The man rubbed his face and stared at the TV with his eyes widened. The two readjusted their postures, and the Republican party show was still on the TV.
The man's eyelids began to close again...
"By the way, what was your previous commission?" The woman turned over on the man and looked at the man who reopened his eyelids as soon as they touched each other.
"Well..." The man just didn't react, but soon he understood the woman's intention. Men accompany women to pass the time before going to work. No, now women help men accompany women to pass the time before going to work. We usually call this kind of thing love.
Although the love is strong, this topic does not seem to be what the man wants to share, "It's not something..."
"Tell me~" The woman blinked. There was no other topic to talk about, so she could only hold on.
"Well, it's a boring commission. I'm going to call someone in the east."
"Wow~ Every day? 4 o'clock in the morning?" Now the woman was really curious, "What phone call should I make? Can't the person who entrusted you make the call himself?"
"Uh..." The man was a little embarrassed.
"Say it~the commission is over anyway~"
"Okay, curse calls. Every day at 4 a.m., I wait for the guy to pick up the phone, and then, I start cursing him."
"Huh?" The woman looked confused.
The man moved the woman's hair from her forehead, "Don't ask me, I don't even know who the client is."
"Uh. And the check for you every day?"
"Lily, do you remember? You should have seen her once."
"The mayor's secretary?"
"kindness."
"Ha!" The woman's eyes flashed, "The mayor's... secretary gave you a check~"
The man was a little helpless, "I know what you are thinking, but I don't think our mayor is that boring."
"Don't speak for that blood-sucking monster!" The woman suddenly became serious.
The man pursed his lips and said nothing.
The woman realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly made amends, leaning on the man's chest, "You are not a monster, I love you. I hate the mayor because he is obviously the same as you, but he has always been aloof and inactive. It was he who let You have no status in this society and you have to wake up at four in the morning just for a few cents!”
If the topic is about the social status of aliens in the West, and more specifically, the difference between the status of vampires and other aliens, then no one has a better say than a man who is an alien and is not obviously a vampire. But he didn't seem to want to say it. Gently caressing the woman's back.
The woman spoke again, continuing to deflect the bad atmosphere, with a curious smile on her face, "Why did you curse on the phone?"
The man curled his mouth speechlessly and refused to tell.
"Tell me!" The woman said with a serious face, "You are the most gentle man I have ever seen! I have never seen you say a dirty word!"
"Okay. Are you ready? It's you." The man said a short sentence with a wrinkled face.
"That's it?" The woman was stunned for a moment, then her eyes flashed, and she couldn't help but start laughing at the man, "Haha! That's it?!"
"Yes, just like that, repeat for ten minutes." The man seemed to feel that he was ridiculous, and shook his head with a helpless smile, "I have to thank the client for not using the commission form to give me the reward, otherwise, haha, I wouldn't even be able to get the few cents a day's check. Can’t get it.”
The woman cleared her throat to stop her laughter, and sat up on the man seriously, "Sir! I'm disappointed in you! I guess I have an obligation to teach you some words and phrases that gather the essence of human language to expand your poor expression ability. !”
"Then... teach me."
Does anyone want to learn? Sorry, I can't repeat it, I'll just make up my mind. But don't think too fast. We didn't just come to Vega City, far away from our protagonist, to watch a couple conduct "dirty language lessons." Something bad is about to happen…
The door to the living room was knocked open, and soon after, someone among the people who filed in commented on the teaching taking place on the sofa, "You are a disgrace to mankind, die with him."