The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 1143: Drunk May

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Hao Ren was subconsciously stunned when he heard the voice from the data terminal: "Yugudora Hill? So fast? Didn't you say that it will take ten days and a half months before there is any new news?"

"Its power seems to be fading faster than previously calculated," the data terminal simply explained, "The guardian of the Chadaner civilization circle found it parked next to a dying star. Absorbing energy, the censor Anthony of the Chadanl civilization circle and the censor Galazol closest to Chadanl have sealed off that area, but according to your reminder, they haven't rashly contacted Ugudora Hill yet. touch."

"It's fine if you don't touch it. The eldest son is a creature that knows how to cut corners. If it thinks that it is threatened, it will fight with others." Hao Ren said, and at the same time breathed out: After following for so long, the lost The eldest son was finally trapped in the siege of the censors, which made him feel relieved for a long time. In any case, the clues hidden by the space chain of Ugudola Hill are too important. Always afraid that something might go wrong.

"It seems that you are leaving soon," Liemendusa's voice came from the side, "You have great responsibilities and are always busy."

"Mimir is not the only guardian wandering in my universe," Hao Ren raised his head and smiled, "We are tracking the whereabouts of another guardian. If all goes well, maybe I can bring Zhuom a new one by then." friend."

The matter is important, and Hao Ren did not show too much courtesy to the three of Muru. He left a series of instructions to the factory array in space, and by the way confirmed that all the things that Limendusa needed to work here were ready, and then He hurried back to Earth. The data terminal was still struggling for a few seconds when it left: it was extremely reluctant to part with its "Partian", this brainless PDA almost regarded itself as a complete battleship host...

But in the end, it still didn't dare to delay the business, so it could only follow Hao Ren home honestly, while the Patien switched to self-discipline mode: after Hao Ren captured the rebel warship, it completely abandoned its original main control ship. Nolan supervised the installation of the computer and the rebuilt mainframe, which is sufficient for the rest of the work.

In fact, the Patien did not use external AI control at all when performing this kind of engineering task. The only reason why the data terminal insisted on controlling it by itself was because it thought it was cool...

Hao Ren returned home in such a hurry, he wanted to bring some helpers before setting out to join Galazore: after all, he was dealing with the eldest son. The necessary force value must be guaranteed, at least a DPS or something.

Y'zaks has been obsessed with walking around the streets collecting old appliances with his daughter for too long. If he doesn't come out for a stroll, he probably will really go to a nursing home...

A white light flashed in the Hao family mansion. Hao Ren led Vivienne and Lily directly to the living room. As soon as the light and shadow in front of him stabilized, he saw that the Nangong brothers and sisters were occupying the largest open space in the living room and seemed to be studying something. : Nangong Wuyue is in the form of a sea snake, her whole body coiled into a huge mosquito coil nest, her upper body dangling, while Nangong Sanba is sitting cross-legged on the chair opposite Wuyue. Holding a strange flute, shaking his head and playing an out-of-tune tune—Hao Ren could tell with just one glance that the brother and sister were playing tricks again.

"Brother, are you mentally handicapped?" Wu Yue listened to the extremely unpleasant "music" for a while, and couldn't help but knocked out the flute in Sanba's hand, "Do you really think this thing has curative effect? ?”

Nangong Sanba was still confused: "Hey, it's not possible. I studied the water purification technique for several days back then... I also specifically referred to Indian ones..."

Wu Yue didn't wait for Sanba to finish speaking, and directly wrapped her tail around her brother and made a **** windmill: "I knew you had a problem with your water purification technique! You can't seriously learn some serious techniques... ah, landlord Are you back?"

This girl just noticed the three of Hao Ren and the others who were watching with their heads scratched.

Hao Ren looked curiously at the siblings who were about to go into trouble every now and then: "What are you guys doing?"

Nangong Sanba yelled loudly while being dumped in the air: "She drank too much dishwashing liquid... I'm trying to find a way to detoxify her!!"

Hao Ren was stunned immediately, and looked at Wuyue with a strange expression on his face: "Why are you drinking dish soap?"

Wuyue smoothly... Shun tail threw her brother aside. Scratching her hair: "To save trouble..."

Hao Ren suddenly forgot what was going on, and his strong curiosity made him understand the cause and effect of the whole incident. Only then did he know that when Nangong Wuyue was usually in charge of washing dishes and clothes, he actually put detergent or laundry Liquid—this saves her a lot of mana.

However, everyone knows that her method of washing things is actually to swallow things into her stomach. So she usually just drinks the detergent directly...

Then today she suddenly felt that it would be troublesome to take a sip every time, so the genius siren Wuyue came up with a brilliant solution. That is to go to the supermarket and buy two barrels of two-liter dishwashing liquid, and dry it in one gulp.

Then she learned that elemental creatures also have stomach troubles, and the sea monster can't empty out all the toxins in the body at any time under any circumstances. She couldn't even get out two buckets of dishwashing liquid with a total of four liters. Now hiccups are flying bubbles...

After inquiring about what happened, Hao Ren could only be dumbfounded. Even though it had been such a long time, he still had to admit—the daily life of these demons and ghosts is so fucking colorful! He usually doesn't do housework. She didn't even know that the siren girl was so creative!

"Hi... my brother said that he had studied water purification techniques, hi... maybe he can use the demon hunter's magic to expel the toxins to help me expel the detergent." Nangong Wuyue said while hiccupping, every few words A lot of bubbles will pop up, "I really believe in his evil... Hiccup, he can research self-created magic with half a bucket of water! He just went to India to learn a little bit of snake charm ... hiccup... method!"

Doudou immediately jumped out of the fish tank on the nearby coffee table, happily chasing the detergent bubbles floating in the air.

Hao Ren: "..."

"Actually, I still have a certain theoretical basis," Nangong Sanba finally passed out at this time, and climbed onto the sofa with all hands and feet to explain, "Waist exercises can stimulate the stomach, help digestion and detoxification, and in combination with my magic..."

Wu Yue glared at her brother: "If I want to rely on your magical power, I might as well find a filter to filter it! And I'm a siren, not a snake! It doesn't mean that even my talent changes after I become a snake—you Will you die if you discuss it with me before playing the flute?"

Nangong Sanba thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands: "Oh, yes, we can also try the filter! You wait for me to buy an extra-large filter, and then you run through it to see if it doesn't work..."

Wu Yue wagged his tail, with a exhausted expression on his face: "You go... hiccup, I'd better detoxify myself slowly... hiccup, anyway, it should be fine in a few days. Ah, by the way, landlord, did you want to say something just now? ?”

After Wuyue reminded him, Hao Ren slapped his head and remembered that he almost forgot the business: "Oh, yes! The business! Ugudora Hill has gone! I'm going to find Galazore right now, and call someone— What did the old king do?"

"He was repairing the tricycle behind the house. He usually pulled the tricycle that Elizabeth used to collect old appliances, but he stepped on the pedal this morning."

Hao Ren: "..."

Sure enough, it's time for him to take Lao Wang out for a walk. If this majestic former devil king doesn't go out to fight two more times, he will completely become a retired veteran cadre!

Hao Ren was about to turn his head to look for Yizaks, when Nangong Wuyue hesitated and said, "You're going to investigate the situation of Ugudora Hill, right? Why don't you take me with you this time?"

Hao Ren was taken aback: "It's not common for you to take the initiative to ask for a job."

In fact, he wanted to say directly, "Aren't you usually very cowardly?" However, considering the siren girl's self-esteem, he still didn't have the nerve to say it.

Although with Wu Yue's coquettish personality, she probably wouldn't care if someone really said it in person: she regards cowardice as the rhythm of her life...

Wuyue shook her body proudly, really? The scales on the waist of the water snake gave off a dazzling brilliance: "Don't you bring a healing profession when you set out this kind of mission? My mother is busy looking after the store now, so You still take me."

What the siren girl said is reasonable and well-founded. In fact, Hao Ren also thought so. Even if the other party didn't ask, he would take Wuyue or Elsa - after all, it is a dangerous place to go. pitted. But he still didn't believe it when Wu Yue said it so proactively, so he asked again: "Tell the truth."

"... I drank too much dishwashing liquid and became very dry, so I need to find a place to do some activities to digest food."

Hao Ren: "..."

(Double monthly pass starts~~~) (to be continued~^~)